Man "attempted sex with fence" in London park

[Ban Hammer 13,641]

Fences have their drawbacks too. Don't forget the splinters you might get.

maybe it was a barbed wire fence.....

[mRx 16]

Maybe he was trying to reach the goat on the other side.

[JODO 2]

Good fences make good neighbors

[mawilson 2,133]

Those darn Brits!

Brits? The guy's name is French!

[Welshcookie 17]

I'd rather have a fence than a hooker.

Really? If I had a choice I would go for the hooker

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

Maybe he forgot where he parked his bicycle.

LMAO I was thinking the same thing....

These poor people need to get partners and by partners I mean human beings.

Then again, if they want to have sex with bikes and fences and stuff, do it in the privacy of their own property! LOL

Edited November 24, 2007 by ~Laura and Nick~

[JODO 2]

Those darn Brits!

Brits? The guy's name is French!

Maybe he forgot where he parked his bicycle.

LMAO I was thinking the same thing....

These poor people need to get partners and by partners I mean human beings.

Then again, if they want to have sex with bikes and fences and stuff, do it in the privacy of their own property! LOL

Yep. Just seems to get more bizarre with each story.

[FaithfulandTrue 6]

Man 'attempted sex with fence' in London park

By Matthew Moore

Last Updated: 2:37am GMT 22/11/2007

A drunken man broke into a central London park and attempted to have sex with a fence, a court heard.

Daniel French, 24, made "sexual motions" towards metal railings in Leicester Square Gardens after being challenged by police in the early hours of Sunday morning, Westminster Magistrates' Court was told.

"He said words to the effect of: 'I'm going to have sex with that fence'," said Philip Lemoine, prosecuting.

"The gardens were locked and police asked French to leave. He was drunk and there were some sexual motions - drunken silliness - to the railings."

Mr Lemoine added: "French said he had a relative who was a solicitor and would teach the police a lesson."

French, of Verity Way, Stevenage, Hertfordshire, admitted being drunk and disorderly after a night out in the West End, but angrily denied making romantic overtures towards the fence."That's not right at all about the fence. I was surrounded by three big police officers. I felt I was being bullied and wanted to go home. They were pushing me against the fence and trying to provoke me," he told magistrates on Monday."The suggestion that I was trying to do something sexual to the railings is disgusting." French was sentenced to serve the time he had already spent in custody since his arrest - meaning he was allowed to walk free from court.

Romantic liaisons with inanimate objects are not as uncommon as one might think. Last week a "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle in a Scottish hostel was put on probation for three years.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml...1/nfence121.xml

um, ooooooooooooooooooo k.. lol... someone please get that man some coffee so he can sober up.. and fast

[eric&gen 0]

The park in London seems to be a scary place to walk at night sounds like too many sexually active weirdos hang out there lol.

[mawilson 2,133]

The park in London seems to be a scary place to walk at night sounds like too many sexually active weirdos hang out there lol.

Don't worry dogg, you'll fit right in!

[eric&gen 0]

Ill join you were you like to meet what fence post lol

[Mags 112]

Those darn Brits!

Brits? The guy's name is French!

Haw haw!

[almaty 19]

hmmm.. i am stillw orking on these damn fences...for 2 years, maybe this story will help pass the time ..gives a new meaning to post hole digger

[JODO 2]

The park in London seems to be a scary place to walk at night sounds like too many sexually active weirdos hang out there lol.

Don't worry dogg, you'll fit right in!

Ill join you were you like to meet what fence post lol

[~Jess~ 0]

O. M. G!