Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[kingstonjamaica 3]

You guys are awesome, thanks much. Now i can get some sleep.

Ja Tam, have a good one.

[Forever Young 1]

***********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Good Mawning Fam! I hope everyone is doing well this fine HUMP day before Christmas!! Well yuh know how it goes...Enjoy your day and get your 'hump' on...if yuh can !

Bless-Bless,

Gill

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Jamaican Baby Names

A woman three months pregnant falls into a coma. Six months later she awakes and ask the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.

"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor.

"Luckily, your brother named them for you"

"Oh shooks," not my brother! he's an hidiot, Man! "Is wah 'im name deh girl?"

"Denise," the doctor replies Thinking that's isn't so bad, she ask.

"And is wah 'im name deh bwoy?"

The doctor answer "Denephew

[Yaads 0]

Good morning all! Happy Hump Day!

Thanks you guys, I'm home now. A piece a sitt'n happen to me this mawning- not sure of all the spelling in Patois, never actually wrote it. So i took a cab there and i was on time. I went through security check and proceed to front desk area. The gentleman said "please sign your name on the back of passport pix a take out your birth cert. Mi dear, mi almost drop down, the BC i had in my documents for three months belong to my niece. #######. is a good ting mi eye water nuh easy fi come. I had to call my mother and told her to charter a cab and take it to the embassy for me. I was out side walking up and down like a mad woman. Two very nice policemen came to where i was pacing back and forth to find out if i was ok. I was calling every 15 mins to see how far they where, it takes one hour from ST. Thomas to Kingston and that was what saved me today. Mother came at ten o'clock and i went back inside. The nice gentleman at the desk took my documents and separated them for me. I then went and sat in section A. My number was called and i went up to the window. our conversation went like this. "Passport please" said the lady at the window. "Have you ever been married" never been married i answered. who is filing for you, Omar T.....r. Has he ever been married, yes. Do you have death or divorce cert. NO i don't have HIS D/C. all this time she was flinging my Passport and other papers in the the pocket on the counter for me to to take up. She was mad with attitude. At the section B i took finger prints and was interviewed by a Counselor in training at section C. She asked how i met Omar, how often we talk to each other, When he got divorced if we grew up together and when he migrated. She then said i should tell her about myself and Omar, i was brief. then she told me not to make any travel arrangements because it can take up to three weeks before i get the visa. She wish me Happy holidays and good luck with my marriage. I said thank you and left. They didn't ask for proof of a relationship, nothing like that. I had my phone records with some calls that goes up to 244mins in one call. Not sure if i'll get my passport before the new year. But 2008 will see me in Orlando.

Congratulations!!!

What a fantastic Christmas gift!!!

[jason&Marla 0]

QUESTION?

PLEASE HELP

NVC sent my K3 visa application to the embassy in Jamaica on 11-07-07. We still have not recieved packet 3 and it has been 6 weeks. Has anyone else had this kind of delay? I try to call and e-mail and i can't get anyone to talk to. I also contacted my crongressman and no word as of yet

[Jengles 0]

QUESTION?

PLEASE HELP

NVC sent my K3 visa application to the embassy in Jamaica on 11-07-07. We still have not recieved packet 3 and it has been 6 weeks. Has anyone else had this kind of delay? I try to call and e-mail and i can't get anyone to talk to. I also contacted my crongressman and no word as of yet

hello this happened to us...they sent it out and we didn't get it...print out a DS-230 part 1 fill it out and send it via courier to the embassy. they need this form to give u an interview date. or you can have your SO drop off the ds-230 and make an appt at the embassy to pick up your packet 3. have your SO review the contents before he/she leaves the embassy. My hubby wen to pick up packet 3 and they have him the wrong packet...hope this helps...

[kingstonjamaica 3]

QUESTION?

PLEASE HELP

NVC sent my K3 visa application to the embassy in Jamaica on 11-07-07. We still have not recieved packet 3 and it has been 6 weeks. Has anyone else had this kind of delay? I try to call and e-mail and i can't get anyone to talk to. I also contacted my crongressman and no word as of yet

hello this happened to us...they sent it out and we didn't get it...print out a DS-230 part 1 fill it out and send it via courier to the embassy. they need this form to give u an interview date. or you can have your SO drop off the ds-230 and make an appt at the embassy to pick up your packet 3. have your SO review the contents before he/she leaves the embassy. My hubby wen to pick up packet 3 and they have him the wrong packet...hope this helps...

Courier will not take your DS-230 directly to the Embassy, it is sent to the counsuler office at another address. E-mail the Embassy using your KNG # in the subject line. Tell them you haven't recieced packet 3 but you have all documents ready and you would like to drop off DS-230pt 1. They will ans in a few days or less. If you name is not on the list at the security check you will not be let in to drop off anything. Good luck.

[JA Tam 7]

You guys are awesome, thanks much. Now i can get some sleep.

Ja Tam, have a good one.

Sharon, CONGRATULATIONS!!! I am so happy it brought you nuff blessings. Can't wait to hear that you finally touch down inna farrin!

[JA Tam 7]

Tam Tam;

You go girl, proud a me sista. Big up tp you. Many more blessings coming your way.

Love Claire

Thanks Claire (((HUGS)))...Can't wait to see what 2008 has to offer!!!!

[Jengles 0]

QUESTION?

PLEASE HELP

NVC sent my K3 visa application to the embassy in Jamaica on 11-07-07. We still have not recieved packet 3 and it has been 6 weeks. Has anyone else had this kind of delay? I try to call and e-mail and i can't get anyone to talk to. I also contacted my crongressman and no word as of yet

hello this happened to us...they sent it out and we didn't get it...print out a DS-230 part 1 fill it out and send it via courier to the embassy. they need this form to give u an interview date. or you can have your SO drop off the ds-230 and make an appt at the embassy to pick up your packet 3. have your SO review the contents before he/she leaves the embassy. My hubby wen to pick up packet 3 and they have him the wrong packet...hope this helps...

Courier will not take your DS-230 directly to the Embassy, it is sent to the counsuler office at another address. E-mail the Embassy using your KNG # in the subject line. Tell them you haven't recieced packet 3 but you have all documents ready and you would like to drop off DS-230pt 1. They will ans in a few days or less. If you name is not on the list at the security check you will not be let in to drop off anything. Good luck.

Good grief, u can't even drop off without an appt..would be nice if u could coordinate with the pickup of the packet 3...but try and get the ds-230 done ASAP because without that no interview date.

[brownnskinn 0]

Happy Holidays everyone. I need a bit of advice on the medical info that is to be sent for AOS. Chris did not get a TB test. I called Mobay Hope Medical Center they would not fax or let me have someone pickup his copy of the DS3025 so that i can take that to a civil surgeon to even have them transfer that info on to the I-693A supplement for vaccination. I am hearing that the TB is required for AOS? Am i correct? Mobay Hope says that that is not required by the embassy for their medical. So, should i just send the copy of this immunization certificate and his medical receipts with my AOS package or should it go to the civil surgeon and try to get them to fill out that I-693A or get another medical they want 400 somethin for that medical.

No TB test done here, hubby did however have a chest xray done. Which will confrim a positive TB test anyway. Can you this done? Or even have a TB completed.

Mailpac - Jamaica

Oh, and if anyone knows of a good service to get things from JA to the US, please link me

Thanks for the Info!

[brownnskinn 0]

BTW - Air JA having a special 25% off all fares to all destinations. Book by the 22nd of this month

Air JA - 25% Off

WOH need to check...my get to go with hubby after all.

[brownnskinn 0]

What would be good to use to hold my I-751 packet together? It's pretty think?

[Forever Young 1]

**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning All,

Sorry deh chuckle likkle late dis Mawnin!!

Blessed love Always,

Gill

Ok, this is a lang one...but it was so darn cute and honest, I couldn't pass it up!!

Enjoy and make a wonderful day for yourselves!!

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Heaven or Hell

St. Peter came to the Lord and said, "Lord, I have to talk to you. I

have a problem. I know we didn't have many Jamaicans in heaven so you

instituted an affirmative action plan and we are supposed to have 10,000

Jamaicans in heaven.

But they are causing so many problems! They have torn down the Pearly

Gates by swinging on them. They have let in another 10,000 of their bredrin

through the fence. They are constantly hanging out by the gate disturbing Angel

Gabriel begging for a "bly" for their baby mother, cousin, sistren,

neighbour, granny, auntie...

Whenever it is their turn to watch the gates they keep letting in heavy,

good looking women.

They have stolen my harp. They have gotten jerk sauce all over their

white robes.

Drum pan chicken is being sold all over the Streets of Gold.

Some are walking around with only one wing because they are "STYLING".

Angels must have two wings to fly! Some of them have put on chrome wings

and are dazzling the other angels when they are flying.

The white robes are eternal and must be washed five times a day. Some

haven't washed their robes since they arrived because they didn't come

to heaven to "slave".

Some have refused to take their turn in helping keep the Stairway to

Heaven clean because "dem ah no helper". Many who came here because they used

salt are still using it because they don't like "ital" food. Some refuse to

wear their halos because "it will mess up their hairdo".

Some are wearing it backways. Others are wearing it with the tags still

attached to them. Others have discarded the white halos and are wearing

gold ones instead, they claim these are "bashy".

Most of the women have discarded their white robes and are wearing

"batty riders" claiming that they have pretty skin and want to show off their

"bandylegs" Reggae music is blasted at all hours of the night, Their

cellular phones are worn on their robes and keeps ringing during prayers.

Recently there was an altercation between Adam and one Jamaican who claims he

was only "checking out" Eve.

They have planted ganja in the Garden of Eden since the soil is so

fertile claiming "man and man haffi hustle" What should I do?!" The Lord said,

"It wouldn't be fair to not let Jamaicans in heaven. They have just as much

right to be here as other nationalities.

Maybe we just don't know how to deal with them and are using the wrong

approach. Lets check with someone who has more experience dealing with

them. Let's call the Devil.

The Devil answered the phone and said,"Hello, Lord. What can I do for

you?" The Lord said, "We have a problem up here, and we'd like to talk to you

about it."

The Devil said, "Just a minute, I've got to put you on hold. "The Devil

was gone five minutes. He came back to the phone and said,

"OK Lord, I'm back. What's up?"

The Lord said, I would like to talk to you about a problem up here."

Again the Devil excused himself and put the Lord on hold. for fifteen minutes

this time. Finally, the Devil came back to the phone and said,"Lord, I am

really sorry, but I can't talk to you right now. I have to go.

These Jamaicans down here..... I don't know where they found water, but

they have put out the fire and yesterday they even had air conditioning

installed saying "man come yah fe chill'.

[*JG* 2]

What would be good to use to hold my I-751 packet together? It's pretty think?

I'm binding it with those ACCO (?) fasteners, just like I did the K-1 stuff. I don't want them to lose a single piece of paper.

[Ms Squitto 0]

Hello ladies! I hope you're all doing well. Just wanted to pass thru to wish you all Happy Holidays!