Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[rhondapayter 0]

I plan to send whatever I can to help him with the expenses he will be incurring. I consider this a small investment for someone who I want to spend the rest of my life with.

I agree totally. I did the same thing with my hubby at the time. He made just enough $$ to get by. If he had to pay for all the Visa expenses, we'd still be waiting! The passport, police certificate, medical, etc.. the cost adds up fast. I made way more money than he did. Why wouldn't I help him?

[rhondapayter 0]

Hi everyone...I just wanted to drop in and check on the Yardie Fam!!

PS. How hard was it to get the name on your SS card changed? I'm dreading the whole "change your name on every document thing! "

Hey girl! Glad to hear you're doing good. It's not hard to change your name - just time consuming. You don't realize just how many things have to be changed. I started with the major ones first - drivers license, SS card, passport, bank accounts, credit cards, etc... Then moved on to the less important things - insurance, video club membership, library card, utility bills, ..... Just take your time. You'll get 'em all eventually!

[rhondapayter 0]

T.G.I.W. Thank goodness it's a short week!!!

Jamie, you've got that darn Wyclef song in my head ever since you mentioned it the other day

Today is my last day of work for awhile I'm joining Jonesie on Maternity Leave! I will check in from home, but I have a problem. When I go to reply to a post, I get an error message and it knocks me off-line. Does anyone know how to fix this?

[Forever Young 1]

**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE**********

YEAAAAAA, we made it !!!

Hoping all of you have a Happy & Safe Thanksgiving!!!!

I was just thinking...I am thankful for you guys and this thread!

Blessed love always,

Gill

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New Truck

One day, Rambo was walking down King Street when he saw his friend Shabba driving a brand new pickup. Shabba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

“Shabba, where’d you get that truck?!?”

“Wendy gave it to me” Shabba replied.

“She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”

“Well, Rambo, let me tell you what happened. We were driving up Hope Road, late last night. Wendy pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed to Hope Garden. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, ‘Shabba, take whatever you want’.

So I took the truck!”

“Shabba, you’re a smart man!”

“Them clothes woulda never fit you!”

[Forever Young 1]

**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE********** ...GOBBLE GOBBLE!!

Ok, so I know many of us will be busy preparing for family. Plus many will not have internet access over the Holiday weekend...so I'm posting the rest of the week's 'chuckles' today...ok?

Now, don't shoot me...this one is LONG...but it was just SO DYAM funny I couldn't resist!!

Hope you enjoy it!

Bless, Gill

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USA vs. JAM

USA: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl....

JAM: Gyal, you noh dead yet?

USA: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again.

JAM: Lawd Gad... current lock awff again to rahtid!

USA: This meal is not too bad

JAM: Di food cyan eat

USA: Where did you buy that awful bracelet Cindy?

JAM: A weh yuh buy dat-deh big ole ugly bangle deh missis?

USA: Hors d'oeurves?

JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting yuh a gi me?

USA: Here kitty kitty... get down from the roof

JAM: Hey dutty puss...come awff a di housetap before a buss yuh rass!

USA: I think something is wrong with Susan. She might have the flu.

JAM: Lawd Gad... obiya tek up Suzie!

USA: Oh my God, I just broke mom's expensive plate!

JAM: Lawd mi Gad, mi bruk up mamma stoosh crackry!

USA: Aren't those pants a bit short?

JAM: Yuh did expek flood or yuh tek yuh mezament inna wata?

USA: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that?

JAM: Lissen to mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango dem.

USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.

JAM: Aye, buff-teet bwoy, tap fling up, fling-up mi bag dem suh man.

USA: I wish you would quit lying.

JAM: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad.

USA: Lift up the hood of the car for me John.

JAM: Hey my yute, fly di bonett rasta!

USA: I am waiting for a taxi and it's taking so long!!

JAM: But wait, no robot naah run todeh

USA: Get me a pop please?

JAM: Beg yuh carry wan drinks fi mi deh..

USA: It's time for a Perm.

JAM: Gyal, yuh hed waan cream. Yuh noh si how it tough?

USA: Yuck! This is nasty!

JAM: Kiss mi neckback!! What a sinting tase bad an incipid!!

USA: I wish you would close your mouth.

JAM: Yuh mout come in like when grip cyan shut.

USA: Girl, your acne is terrible

JAM: Massagad, pickeny, yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh..

USA: Please make some room on the bus so this man can have a seat.

JAM: Schoolas, small up unnu self man mek daddy siddung.

USA: I have a stomach ache.

JAM: Mi belly ah gripe mi.

USA: These mangoes look a bit over-ripe.

JAM: Missis, move fran in front ah mi wid dem fluxy mango deh.

USA: He has very large, full eyes.

JAM: Wat ah bway fayva patoo

USA: He has no manners.

JAM: Him no have no broughupsi

USA: Perspiration odour

JAM: Him smell green

USA: Poached (boiled) chicken

JAM: Dat deh singtin nuh start cook yet

USA: Oh, dear

JAM: ee-eeeeee

USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.

JAM: Di pickeny too dyam hard ears!!

USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia.

JAM: What a bway Dunce sah!!!

USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismol. My stomach hurts.

JAM: Lawd mi coulda do wid a washout yah now... mi belly bine up.

USA: That man over there is missing his dentures.

JAM: Cooh pan dat deh mashmout bredda ova deh soh.

[1luv 1]

I am so stupid to ask this question. This is totally off topic. My husband needs a pedicure really bad! Do men get pedis. He had a cracked heel when he came from Jamaica and it has since got better But his toes and foot bottom needs work.Should I bring him to the nail store or buy those foot spas and do it myself . I want to surprise him. Thanks Ladies

ps I hope u guys dont mind..but I am Canadian and my hubby is Jamaican. I cannot relate or give advise on sponsoring ur spouses because in Canada it is way different(much easier) but I can relate to having a Jamaican husband in "Farrin".

Edited November 21, 2007 by 1luv

[Jengles 0]

Hi everyone...I just wanted to drop in and check on the Yardie Fam!!

PS. How hard was it to get the name on your SS card changed? I'm dreading the whole "change your name on every document thing! "

Hey girl! Glad to hear you're doing good. It's not hard to change your name - just time consuming. You don't realize just how many things have to be changed. I started with the major ones first - drivers license, SS card, passport, bank accounts, credit cards, etc... Then moved on to the less important things - insurance, video club membership, library card, utility bills, ..... Just take your time. You'll get 'em all eventually!

I got my passport in my new name last year. The funny thing is mr jengles last name is my grandmothers maiden name. and no we are not related

[Forever Young 1]

**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

Enjoy...HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING!!!!

Gill

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Casket Chat

Three buddies talking bout if they in they casket and friends and family are mourning over them, what they would like to hear them say 'bout them?

The first fella say, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor, and a great family man."

The second fella say, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who mek a huge difference in the children of tomorrow."

The third fella say, "I would like to hear them say......LOOK DEY, 'IM MOVING!!!!!"

[*JG* 2]

I just want to say and congrats to all of you that have found that great man. I enjoy hearing everyones stories and giving/showing examples of what a real relationship is all about. I know mine is not the one. Yeah I knew it before but had a little break down, and was 2nd guessing my choice, all better now. Its sucks because I wanted it to work but when you know its not right its better to just move on. I'll just take some more time to work on myself and when I'm ready the right guy will come into my life. And as always big thanks to all of you for letting me vent and making me see things through someone elses eyes. I probably would've sat here depressed and teary eyed for way to long, thankfully it was only one night!

You know how to reach me if you need to talk.

[Forever Young 1]

I am so stupid to ask this question. This is totally off topic. My husband needs a pedicure really bad! Do men get pedis. He had a cracked heel when he came from Jamaica and it has since got better But his toes and foot bottom needs work.Should I bring him to the nail store or buy those foot spas and do it myself . I want to surprise him. Thanks Ladies

ps I hope u guys dont mind..but I am Canadian and my hubby is Jamaican. I cannot relate or give advise on sponsoring ur spouses because in Canada it is way different(much easier) but I can relate to having a Jamaican husband in "Farrin".

Hey 1luv,

I would take a 'US' day...treat both you and him to pedicures. It may be a nice experience for both of you.

I know I intend to do that with Ken...AS SOON AS HE REACHES...cause I LOVE my Boo, ...but his feet are JACKED-UP!!!!

Blessed,

Gill

Edited November 21, 2007 by Deyoungting

[Jengles 0]

I am so stupid to ask this question. This is totally off topic. My husband needs a pedicure really bad! Do men get pedis. He had a cracked heel when he came from Jamaica and it has since got better But his toes and foot bottom needs work.Should I bring him to the nail store or buy those foot spas and do it myself . I want to surprise him. Thanks Ladies

yes they get pedicures...he might be a bit self conscience or but the stuff should be cheap at the beauty supply store, the (hard) file, buffer etc

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

I just want to say and congrats to all of you that have found that great man. I enjoy hearing everyones stories and giving/showing examples of what a real relationship is all about. I know mine is not the one. Yeah I knew it before but had a little break down, and was 2nd guessing my choice, all better now. Its sucks because I wanted it to work but when you know its not right its better to just move on. I'll just take some more time to work on myself and when I'm ready the right guy will come into my life. And as always big thanks to all of you for letting me vent and making me see things through someone elses eyes. I probably would've sat here depressed and teary eyed for way to long, thankfully it was only one night!

I have often wished I could invent an 'out of love' medicine, whenever you were in love with the wrong person, you'd take a sip and all feelings would disappear...Unfortunately, I haven't yet.....

It's easy for people to say 'be strong', I say, vent it on of your system, lean on others, embrace your feelings...And every day, it will get that tiny bit less , until one day you'll realise it doesn't hurt any more...I hope that day comes soon

(((((((((((CLassy))))))))))))))))

[1luv 1]

I am so stupid to ask this question. This is totally off topic. My husband needs a pedicure really bad! Do men get pedis. He had a cracked heel when he came from Jamaica and it has since got better But his toes and foot bottom needs work.Should I bring him to the nail store or buy those foot spas and do it myself . I want to surprise him. Thanks Ladies

ps I hope u guys dont mind..but I am Canadian and my hubby is Jamaican. I cannot relate or give advise on sponsoring ur spouses because in Canada it is way different(much easier) but I can relate to having a Jamaican husband in "Farrin".

Hey 1luv,

I would take a 'US' day...treat both you and him to pedicures. It may be a nice experience for both of you.

I know I intend to do that with Ken...AS SOON AS HE REACHES...cause I LOVE my Boo, ...but his feet are JACKED-UP!!!!

Blessed,

Gill

Hey Deyoungting

I want to do that but $$ is a factor right now.

U guys gotta teach me how to be romantic I am slackin in that dept.

Edited November 21, 2007 by 1luv

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

Wow ladies, we did it again Part 5. We chat a lot

"Are you dating the Dog dressed as gentleman?

Think carefully ladies...."

Oh my gosh, I think I married him A few of those things were a little too close to home for my sanity!!

awww ((((Rhonda))))

Hope you're pulling our legs, but if you DO think so, you've triumphed through adversity to be married 3 years on.....Remember this though, Dogs can be trained!!!

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

I am so stupid to ask this question. This is totally off topic. My husband needs a pedicure really bad! Do men get pedis. He had a cracked heel when he came from Jamaica and it has since got better But his toes and foot bottom needs work.Should I bring him to the nail store or buy those foot spas and do it myself . I want to surprise him. Thanks Ladies

ps I hope u guys dont mind..but I am Canadian and my hubby is Jamaican. I cannot relate or give advise on sponsoring ur spouses because in Canada it is way different(much easier) but I can relate to having a Jamaican husband in "Farrin".

Welcome 1luv!!!

Yesssssss men do have pedicures!!

Take him to the nail shop, most men I see there go early in the morning when it's quieter if they're shy.....What might work as well is have him put vaseline on his heel at night and then put socks on...