Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

a wonder who a did 1 anonymous and who a di 1 guest dat won't leave...

u too fass

[Jengles 0]

Kimmy,

the one guest and friend is ya duppy come for you. one is your MIL. lol I couldn't resist.

a wonder who a did 1 anonymous and who a di 1 guest dat won't leave...

u too fass

tell her again,

Lawny,

keep it up, your meez is going to be suffering from vertigo real soon

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Kimmy,

the one guest and friend is ya duppy come for you. one is your MIL. lol I couldn't resist.

awrite Lawny and Jengs oonuh set fi mi today..awrite..

MI NO FRAIDA DUPPY SO SEN DEM COME !!! tuh baxide

Kimmy,

the one guest and friend is ya duppy come for you. one is your MIL. lol I couldn't resist.

a wonder who a did 1 anonymous and who a di 1 guest dat won't leave...

u too fass

tell her again,

Lawny,

keep it up, your meez is going to be suffering from vertigo real soon

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Kimmy,

the one guest and friend is ya duppy come for you. one is your MIL. lol I couldn't resist.

awrite Lawny and Jengs oonuh set fi mi today..awrite..

MI NO FRAIDA DUPPY SO SEN DEM COME !!! tuh baxide

Kimmy,

the one guest and friend is ya duppy come for you. one is your MIL. lol I couldn't resist.

a wonder who a did 1 anonymous and who a di 1 guest dat won't leave...

u too fass

tell her again,

Lawny,

keep it up, your meez is going to be suffering from vertigo real soon

seet deh...mi jump so much mi head a hat mi...cho man

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Lawny,

a good..u sure a dat r cause u no eat yuh big wappy breakfast dis mawning

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Lawny,

a good..u sure a dat r cause u no eat yuh big wappy breakfast dis mawning

Girl,

How u know mi nevah eat. For the past few weeks I really haven't been eating and mi caan sleep. So much damn STRESS deh pon mi head mi feel like mi ago mad...den this tink gyal wah come chat to mi like she a mi bass. Gaad know, if she chat to mi so again...mi ago tell ar fi wash ar tinking P*#$y. (I'm sorry)...but she really a pissss mi aff...she don't want to go to Cali and mi afi go! SERENITY now ... SERENITY now

[Jengles 0]

Lawny,

a good..u sure a dat r cause u no eat yuh big wappy breakfast dis mawning

Girl,

How u know mi nevah eat. For the past few weeks I really haven't been eating and mi caan sleep. So much damn STRESS deh pon mi head mi feel like mi ago mad...den this tink gyal wah come chat to mi like she a mi bass. Gaad know, if she chat to mi so again...mi ago tell ar fi wash ar tinking P*#$y. (I'm sorry)...but she really a pissss mi aff...she don't want to go to Cali and mi afi go! SERENITY now ... SERENITY now

change your meez to reflect the mood you want, dem no have nuh praying position meez, is true yah meez a skip so, your head hot

Kimmy,

the one guest and friend is ya duppy come for you. one is your MIL. lol I couldn't resist.

awrite Lawny and Jengs oonuh set fi mi today..awrite..

MI NO FRAIDA DUPPY SO SEN DEM COME !!! tuh baxide

Kimmy,

the one guest and friend is ya duppy come for you. one is your MIL. lol I couldn't resist.

a wonder who a did 1 anonymous and who a di 1 guest dat won't leave...

u too fass

tell her again,

Lawny,

keep it up, your meez is going to be suffering from vertigo real soon

now look pon u, u happy cause you hold down two piece a food from yesterday and now u when cuss people, nuh tek on nuh stress, relax pon di couch, watch judge judy and ketch two laugh

sometimes i forget i'm here to work, i've been chatting with oonu all afternoon

[Forever Young 1]

weh everybody ? lunch ? mi bored now where is Yards from morning i haven't seen her

True ting DAT!!

She popped in yesterday and was out like a light?

I did 30min on the treadmill burned bout 400 cal den ate bout 900 more: what good did that do. The snicker cheesecake from CCF was fingerlicking good .

Brownie,

That is soooo me!! But then I get on the scale tomoprrow morning and have the NERVE to be mad that I didn't lose hennyting!! Cho

Gill

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

weh everybody ? lunch ? mi bored now where is Yards from morning i haven't seen her

True ting DAT!!

She popped in yesterday and was out like a light?

I did 30min on the treadmill burned bout 400 cal den ate bout 900 more: what good did that do. The snicker cheesecake from CCF was fingerlicking good .

Brownie,

That is soooo me!! But then I get on the scale tomoprrow morning and have the NERVE to be mad that I didn't lose hennyting!! Cho

Gill

I love the OREO Cheesecake with tons of WHIPCREAM....yummy

[SweetSugahDumplin 0]

Hi hope everyones day is gooding splendiferous

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Hi hope everyones day is gooding splendiferous

That word just made my eyes crossed. How you doing jah'love?

Kimmy -- Mi ago kill mi co-worker...gaad know...bout mi work til 9pm tonight.

[sus 70]

Brownie,

That is soooo me!! But then I get on the scale tomoprrow morning and have the NERVE to be mad that I didn't lose hennyting!! Cho

Gill

I can so relate to that! The other thing that drives me nuts is that I have been exercising really hard, and lifting weights. I know in my mind that muscle weighs more than fat, and I know how I look and how my clothes fit - But it burns my azz when I step on that scale and it hasn't moved!

[IrieCat 2]

Boy I am glad we have no cheesecake Factory around here... I did make brownies today... will make my daughter bring a couple for her teacher tomorrow so I dont eat them all!!!

All the talk about MILs and I get a little worried. My future MIL is so sweet. I am the 1st woman Louis introduced to her. When I talk to her on the phone she is always so nice and wants to know how her baby (my daughter) is doing. I really think she is a nice woman and genuinly likes me! I hope I am not just wishful thinking. But I also see what a sweet guy Louis is so he must have got it from somewhere. Louis' dad .... always asking him where all his grandkids are.... Louis can't be any son of his without his seed spread all around (louis has who knows how many siblings from dad)!!!

I guess I just need to count my lucky stars!!!

My ex's mother .. she is another story! Don't get me started there. Says she loves me God Bless blah blah blah .... but will bad mouth me in a minute! I am the b*c that tries to get money from her son yadda yadda yadda ....

[*JG* 2]

So drama of the day..Kashi tell him mumma seh mi preggo...her reply was "so, how it ago go wid the mining" WHAT how it a go now..mi a ask u ar nobody fi nuttin ? AND him a tell mi seh she a seh if him want to leave him can leave don't feel like him affi stay... a wah di rass dis pon mi soul dear Lord ! oonuh no tell mi dis blasted ooman no waant mi trace har and dat ago cause problems btw me and mi husband...aww bwoy

I say GOD BLESS HER cause some days she actually makes my MIL look tame in comparison!

Sorry, Kimmy.

[*JG* 2]

So drama of the day..Kashi tell him mumma seh mi preggo...her reply was "so, how it ago go wid the mining" WHAT how it a go now..mi a ask u ar nobody fi nuttin ? AND him a tell mi seh she a seh if him want to leave him can leave don't feel like him affi stay... a wah di rass dis pon mi soul dear Lord ! oonuh no tell mi dis blasted ooman no waant mi trace har and dat ago cause problems btw me and mi husband...aww bwoy

Wait...wait...wait...hold on a bloodclaat minute now! Let mi see if mi git dis right! Ow many time yuh hask har fi min likkle Kimkim...eh? Wat she business wid deh rahtid mining! Yuh need fi hask har she ow fuh she mining guh wid Kashi!?!?!

Den deh next part...She is encouraging her son fi step hout pon yuh inna deh mikkle of yuh pregnancy!?! Yow Kim, sittin' REALLY duh dat deh ooman...yuh doan knoa dat right! Har head phocking GONE fi true!!! Is wat kinnda mumma dat Kimkim...Ah guh encourage dat deh slackness...is because dat is wah probably appen tuh har dats hall she knoa!!

Kimkim...Duh ...beg ya a favor...tell Kash fi mi HENNYTIME EM DECIDED FI TEK HIT PON HIMSELF HAN TALK TUH DAT DEH OOMAN EM CALL A MUMMA...Doan't discuss their conversation wid yuh...yuh don't need dat type a stress pon yuh head right ya now...but yuh knoa wat dat might be a bigger problem...yuh need fi keep tabs on wat dissa mad-eeks a tell yuh husband. Yuh knoa wat...just stop talk tuh har til December..PERIOD!!! Lawd, yuh suffer enough wid dis pregnancy yuh nah need nuh more!!

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*Lang dutty nasty DISGUSTED kissteet*

No disrespect to Kashi...but Jah knoa mi Cyan't rate dat deh ooman as a mother!!

Bless,

Gill

I guess some of my responses to Andre after his mom calls must've given him that same idea. He'll say Mummy called and when I asked what she had to say, he'll say "you know" and leave it at that.