Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[Jengles 0]

but look pon di dancehall queen dem, Lawny, ms. English, uuno sound bad to rass. those were the days yes, but mi never did spray nuttin inna mi hair, if it was like now when u have the stocking cap wigs, then maybe?

JENGS,

You cook dinah yet?

girl, mi not to long suck down some pancakes and bacon, when mr jengles isn't here, mi not too pressed about sunday dinner. I want to take a nap. but mi haffi cook cause mi tek out di meat from yesterday *cha*

You know all now, the goat no cook yet. Dis mus be one damn ole goat. Di meat tuff

now tell mi is why u never wan use the pressure cooker again??? please mek done before u son go ah bed

You have to promise you won't laugh....but you can probably figure it out. So, mi naw tell you.

what?? u missing a piece??

[Jengles 0]

but look pon di dancehall queen dem, Lawny, ms. English, uuno sound bad to rass. those were the days yes, but mi never did spray nuttin inna mi hair, if it was like now when u have the stocking cap wigs, then maybe?

JENGS,

You cook dinah yet?

girl, mi not to long suck down some pancakes and bacon, when mr jengles isn't here, mi not too pressed about sunday dinner. I want to take a nap. but mi haffi cook cause mi tek out di meat from yesterday *cha*

You know all now, the goat no cook yet. Dis mus be one damn ole goat. Di meat tuff

now tell mi is why u never wan use the pressure cooker again??? please mek done before u son go ah bed

You have to promise you won't laugh....but you can probably figure it out. So, mi naw tell you.

what?? u missing a piece??

so ketch the joke my son is vex because tomorrow he has to go to school and tell the teacher how is baby sister ate his homework. I have her an excelsior cracker dem and mi nuh realize the gyal nyam it off and den start nyam his homework. THE BOY IS VEX, BUT MOMMY YOU HAVE TO CALL THE SCHOOL AND TELL MY TEACHER BABY SISTER ATE MY HOMEWORK. yeah ok

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

but look pon di dancehall queen dem, Lawny, ms. English, uuno sound bad to rass. those were the days yes, but mi never did spray nuttin inna mi hair, if it was like now when u have the stocking cap wigs, then maybe?

JENGS,

You cook dinah yet?

girl, mi not to long suck down some pancakes and bacon, when mr jengles isn't here, mi not too pressed about sunday dinner. I want to take a nap. but mi haffi cook cause mi tek out di meat from yesterday *cha*

You know all now, the goat no cook yet. Dis mus be one damn ole goat. Di meat tuff

now tell mi is why u never wan use the pressure cooker again??? please mek done before u son go ah bed

You have to promise you won't laugh....but you can probably figure it out. So, mi naw tell you.

what?? u missing a piece??

JENGS,

My cousin did a cook. And she go outside fi move the car, all mi hear is one rahtid explosion and well, the top of the pot was in the ceiling...mi naw talk the little spinning thing. The entire POT TOP bust a hole in the cieling. From then, mi fraid to use it. My dad told her she didn't seal it properly. And watah, curry and goat meat as all over the kitchen. I'm glad none of the kids were in there. I had no idea how much pressure was in that thing. The goat meat was everywhere. All over the kitchen and parts of the dinning room.

[Jengles 0]

but look pon di dancehall queen dem, Lawny, ms. English, uuno sound bad to rass. those were the days yes, but mi never did spray nuttin inna mi hair, if it was like now when u have the stocking cap wigs, then maybe?

JENGS,

You cook dinah yet?

girl, mi not to long suck down some pancakes and bacon, when mr jengles isn't here, mi not too pressed about sunday dinner. I want to take a nap. but mi haffi cook cause mi tek out di meat from yesterday *cha*

You know all now, the goat no cook yet. Dis mus be one damn ole goat. Di meat tuff

now tell mi is why u never wan use the pressure cooker again??? please mek done before u son go ah bed

You have to promise you won't laugh....but you can probably figure it out. So, mi naw tell you.

what?? u missing a piece??

JENGS,

My cousin did a cook. And she go outside fi move the car, all mi hear is one rahtid explosion and well, the top of the pot was in the ceiling...mi naw talk the little spinning thing. The entire POT TOP bust a hole in the cieling. From then, mi fraid to use it. My dad told her she didn't seal it properly. And watah, curry and goat meat as all over the kitchen. I'm glad none of the kids were in there. I had no idea how much pressure was in that thing. The goat meat was everywhere. All over the kitchen and parts of the dinning room.

dyam, i thought u lost the spinning ting, i would be fraid to use too, but i think u should go and buy an new one, because mi want your son fi eat soon!!!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

but look pon di dancehall queen dem, Lawny, ms. English, uuno sound bad to rass. those were the days yes, but mi never did spray nuttin inna mi hair, if it was like now when u have the stocking cap wigs, then maybe?

JENGS,

You cook dinah yet?

girl, mi not to long suck down some pancakes and bacon, when mr jengles isn't here, mi not too pressed about sunday dinner. I want to take a nap. but mi haffi cook cause mi tek out di meat from yesterday *cha*

You know all now, the goat no cook yet. Dis mus be one damn ole goat. Di meat tuff

now tell mi is why u never wan use the pressure cooker again??? please mek done before u son go ah bed

You have to promise you won't laugh....but you can probably figure it out. So, mi naw tell you.

what?? u missing a piece??

so ketch the joke my son is vex because tomorrow he has to go to school and tell the teacher how is baby sister ate his homework. I have her an excelsior cracker dem and mi nuh realize the gyal nyam it off and den start nyam his homework. THE BOY IS VEX, BUT MOMMY YOU HAVE TO CALL THE SCHOOL AND TELL MY TEACHER BABY SISTER ATE MY HOMEWORK. yeah ok

I shouldn't laugh, but DWLLLLLLLL

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

but look pon di dancehall queen dem, Lawny, ms. English, uuno sound bad to rass. those were the days yes, but mi never did spray nuttin inna mi hair, if it was like now when u have the stocking cap wigs, then maybe?

JENGS,

You cook dinah yet?

girl, mi not to long suck down some pancakes and bacon, when mr jengles isn't here, mi not too pressed about sunday dinner. I want to take a nap. but mi haffi cook cause mi tek out di meat from yesterday *cha*

You know all now, the goat no cook yet. Dis mus be one damn ole goat. Di meat tuff

now tell mi is why u never wan use the pressure cooker again??? please mek done before u son go ah bed

You have to promise you won't laugh....but you can probably figure it out. So, mi naw tell you.

what?? u missing a piece??

JENGS,

My cousin did a cook. And she go outside fi move the car, all mi hear is one rahtid explosion and well, the top of the pot was in the ceiling...mi naw talk the little spinning thing. The entire POT TOP bust a hole in the cieling. From then, mi fraid to use it. My dad told her she didn't seal it properly. And watah, curry and goat meat as all over the kitchen. I'm glad none of the kids were in there. I had no idea how much pressure was in that thing. The goat meat was everywhere. All over the kitchen and parts of the dinning room.

dyam, i thought u lost the spinning ting, i would be fraid to use too, but i think u should go and buy an new one, because mi want your son fi eat soon!!!

But si yah...dem afi wait. My dad just left he say by the way the meat feel and look it's another 3 hours. My son fell asleep he got tired of asking, Mommy is the goat ready yet. Jengs, mi no know wah mi ago du when mi start school. He won't eat bread and pizza and the things other kids like to eat. He's all about yard food and I try to break him out of it, but I think it's too late. He won't even eat cake, ice cream, cookies, none of that. Bway mi no know wah mi ago du

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

*******Update on my cousin and her mad rass EX-fiance*****

JENGS,

Mi just come aff di phone wid mi cousin. U know seh the john'crow went and had his physical I think sometime last week and had the nerve to leave her a message asking what he should do next. This M)(*#$)#($*.... Mi deh yah a DWLLLLLLLLLLL. How was he able to do that. I guess he had scheduled the physical and not tell her. Mi seh...mi wah im fi show up a Kingston on 3/11 and get all the way upstairs and find out seh his INTERVIEW was CANCELED.

[Jengles 0]

Lawny,

this is about to be too funny, i can't belive he actually went to the physical, is where him leave his pregnant girlfriend when he went to the physical. your cousin should call him back and tell him he has nothing to do until the 11th. me a joke. she didn't send down nothing to him, like the affidavit of support or anything like dat right??

Is this the first time he's calling her since the incident????

[Jengles 0]

but look pon di dancehall queen dem, Lawny, ms. English, uuno sound bad to rass. those were the days yes, but mi never did spray nuttin inna mi hair, if it was like now when u have the stocking cap wigs, then maybe?

JENGS,

You cook dinah yet?

girl, mi not to long suck down some pancakes and bacon, when mr jengles isn't here, mi not too pressed about sunday dinner. I want to take a nap. but mi haffi cook cause mi tek out di meat from yesterday *cha*

You know all now, the goat no cook yet. Dis mus be one damn ole goat. Di meat tuff

now tell mi is why u never wan use the pressure cooker again??? please mek done before u son go ah bed

You have to promise you won't laugh....but you can probably figure it out. So, mi naw tell you.

what?? u missing a piece??

JENGS,

My cousin did a cook. And she go outside fi move the car, all mi hear is one rahtid explosion and well, the top of the pot was in the ceiling...mi naw talk the little spinning thing. The entire POT TOP bust a hole in the cieling. From then, mi fraid to use it. My dad told her she didn't seal it properly. And watah, curry and goat meat as all over the kitchen. I'm glad none of the kids were in there. I had no idea how much pressure was in that thing. The goat meat was everywhere. All over the kitchen and parts of the dinning room.

dyam, i thought u lost the spinning ting, i would be fraid to use too, but i think u should go and buy an new one, because mi want your son fi eat soon!!!

But si yah...dem afi wait. My dad just left he say by the way the meat feel and look it's another 3 hours. My son fell asleep he got tired of asking, Mommy is the goat ready yet. Jengs, mi no know wah mi ago du when mi start school. He won't eat bread and pizza and the things other kids like to eat. He's all about yard food and I try to break him out of it, but I think it's too late. He won't even eat cake, ice cream, cookies, none of that. Bway mi no know wah mi ago du

now my son is the other way around, when he was younger and i was home wid him, he would eat everything, now its all about bread, pizza, kid cusine and all that stuff. he complained to one of my friends how daddy (mr jengles) cooks naaasty food. i was deading with laughter when she told me. cause mr jengles don't even fry anything. me swear mi never eat brown stew ribs before inna mi life, i tried introducing the man to barbecue sauce and him look pon mi like me crazy.

*******Update on my cousin and her mad rass EX-fiance*****

JENGS,

Mi just come aff di phone wid mi cousin. U know seh the john'crow went and had his physical I think sometime last week and had the nerve to leave her a message asking what he should do next. This M)(*#$)#($*.... Mi deh yah a DWLLLLLLLLLLL. How was he able to do that. I guess he had scheduled the physical and not tell her. Mi seh...mi wah im fi show up a Kingston on 3/11 and get all the way upstairs and find out seh his INTERVIEW was CANCELED.

as long as he showed up with his appt letter, then i guess he was all set for the medical

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Lawny,

this is about to be too funny, i can't belive he actually went to the physical, is where him leave his pregnant girlfriend when he went to the physical. your cousin should call him back and tell him he has nothing to do until the 11th. me a joke. she didn't send down nothing to him, like the affidavit of support or anything like dat right??

Is this the first time he's calling her since the incident????

Yes, it's the first time that dumb a$$ called. He was arrest I think later that week for taking some woman's car. He's been calling her non stop since Friday. No, she never sent anything down. She had it all put together, but she left it here, when she made the surprise visit. That's when the brite girlfriend tell him to tell her he can get someone else to do the affidavit of support. He don't know the interview is cancelled and the embassy is aware and some other place she had to call. She said the embassy told her what to do. I can almost guaranteed that he will show up for the interview. He is so pressed to get up here. Oh, he also has another woman pregnant, baby due July 2nd. That woman is somewhere in Brooklyn. Girl it just gets better.

[Sonshyne 2]

JENGS,

My cousin did a cook. And she go outside fi move the car, all mi hear is one rahtid explosion and well, the top of the pot was in the ceiling...mi naw talk the little spinning thing. The entire POT TOP bust a hole in the cieling. From then, mi fraid to use it. My dad told her she didn't seal it properly. And watah, curry and goat meat as all over the kitchen. I'm glad none of the kids were in there. I had no idea how much pressure was in that thing. The goat meat was everywhere. All over the kitchen and parts of the dinning room.

I feel the same way about the pressure cooker, I'm scared that it will blow up. My mother keeps telling me that the new ones are easier to use.... mi still nuh mess wit it. Nuh suh nuh mi

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

JENGS,

My cousin did a cook. And she go outside fi move the car, all mi hear is one rahtid explosion and well, the top of the pot was in the ceiling...mi naw talk the little spinning thing. The entire POT TOP bust a hole in the cieling. From then, mi fraid to use it. My dad told her she didn't seal it properly. And watah, curry and goat meat as all over the kitchen. I'm glad none of the kids were in there. I had no idea how much pressure was in that thing. The goat meat was everywhere. All over the kitchen and parts of the dinning room.

I feel the same way about the pressure cooker, I'm scared that it will blow up. My mother keeps telling me that the new ones are easier to use.... mi still nuh mess wit it. Nuh suh nuh mi

See...I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I mean the entire lid was in the ceiling. It just busted through. I've always been afraid of them.

[Sonshyne 2]

Lawny,

this is about to be too funny, i can't belive he actually went to the physical, is where him leave his pregnant girlfriend when he went to the physical. your cousin should call him back and tell him he has nothing to do until the 11th. me a joke. she didn't send down nothing to him, like the affidavit of support or anything like dat right??

Is this the first time he's calling her since the incident????

Yes, it's the first time that dumb a$$ called. He was arrest I think later that week for taking some woman's car. He's been calling her non stop since Friday. No, she never sent anything down. She had it all put together, but she left it here, when she made the surprise visit. That's when the brite girlfriend tell him to tell her he can get someone else to do the affidavit of support. He don't know the interview is cancelled and the embassy is aware and some other place she had to call. She said the embassy told her what to do. I can almost guaranteed that he will show up for the interview. He is so pressed to get up here. Oh, he also has another woman pregnant, baby due July 2nd. That woman is somewhere in Brooklyn. Girl it just gets better.

I can't believe he went to have his physical done!! He must be crazy to think that she never stopped the process. He is going to be in for a big surprise when he goes for the interview, I tell you thats going to be kodak moment for sure Tell Gill to hire someone to stand outside the Embassy with a camera so when they tell him his interview has been cancelled someone can snap his picture with his mouth dropped wide open

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Lawny,

this is about to be too funny, i can't belive he actually went to the physical, is where him leave his pregnant girlfriend when he went to the physical. your cousin should call him back and tell him he has nothing to do until the 11th. me a joke. she didn't send down nothing to him, like the affidavit of support or anything like dat right??

Is this the first time he's calling her since the incident????

Yes, it's the first time that dumb a$$ called. He was arrest I think later that week for taking some woman's car. He's been calling her non stop since Friday. No, she never sent anything down. She had it all put together, but she left it here, when she made the surprise visit. That's when the brite girlfriend tell him to tell her he can get someone else to do the affidavit of support. He don't know the interview is cancelled and the embassy is aware and some other place she had to call. She said the embassy told her what to do. I can almost guaranteed that he will show up for the interview. He is so pressed to get up here. Oh, he also has another woman pregnant, baby due July 2nd. That woman is somewhere in Brooklyn. Girl it just gets better.

I can't believe he went to have his physical done!! He must be crazy to think that she never stopped the process. He is going to be in for a big surprise when he goes for the interview, I tell you thats going to be kodak moment for sure Tell Gill to hire someone to stand outside the Embassy with a camera so when they tell him his interview has been cancelled someone can snap his picture with his mouth dropped wide open

And girl the interview was scheduled for 8:30 am on 3/11...same time as Gill. There is a lot of K-1 interviews that day. I know 3 other people also for 8:30. I know he's going to show up.

[Sonshyne 2]

Lawny,

this is about to be too funny, i can't belive he actually went to the physical, is where him leave his pregnant girlfriend when he went to the physical. your cousin should call him back and tell him he has nothing to do until the 11th. me a joke. she didn't send down nothing to him, like the affidavit of support or anything like dat right??

Is this the first time he's calling her since the incident????

Yes, it's the first time that dumb a$$ called. He was arrest I think later that week for taking some woman's car. He's been calling her non stop since Friday. No, she never sent anything down. She had it all put together, but she left it here, when she made the surprise visit. That's when the brite girlfriend tell him to tell her he can get someone else to do the affidavit of support. He don't know the interview is cancelled and the embassy is aware and some other place she had to call. She said the embassy told her what to do. I can almost guaranteed that he will show up for the interview. He is so pressed to get up here. Oh, he also has another woman pregnant, baby due July 2nd. That woman is somewhere in Brooklyn. Girl it just gets better.

I can't believe he went to have his physical done!! He must be crazy to think that she never stopped the process. He is going to be in for a big surprise when he goes for the interview, I tell you thats going to be kodak moment for sure Tell Gill to hire someone to stand outside the Embassy with a camera so when they tell him his interview has been cancelled someone can snap his picture with his mouth dropped wide open

And girl the interview was scheduled for 8:30 am on 3/11...same time as Gill. There is a lot of K-1 interviews that day. I know 3 other people also for 8:30. I know he's going to show up.

Oh no doubt about it he will show up. I just don't understand what makes him think that he going he can continue with the process without her.

Edited March 2, 2008 by Sonshyne