Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[Forever Young 1]

How do you politely tell someone they need to wear A LOT more dedoradant or to drink a gallon of listerine. OMG....I have to endure this for 9 hours. Please pray for me.

Some time ago, I took the TGV(high speed bullet train) from Paris to Geneva and there was a lady next to me-

well dressed, perfect makeup, but oh my I was nearly gagging the whole ride. I made my husband change seats with me; I just couldn't tolerate the smell.

DWLLLLLLLLLL....girl this is my co-worker and she's about to kill me. Beautiful girl, well dressed, hair always tight, but faadah help mi...mi no know how samadi caan smell dem self (I wonder how the HELL her man deal wid it) Mi naw lie...mi wah give her VINEGAR fi drink...and we working on this project together in a closed office (the WINDOWS) don't open ...mi caan tek eeh...mi caan tek eeh. I think all the hair in my nose is BURNED out.

If it's that bad, politely tell the woman . As tactfully as you can however. You must have a keen sense of smell. lol There is some sort of disorder that causes people to have BO no matter how often they bath.

Deh next ting pon dat is some people have EXTREMELY sensitive sense of smell! I used to work at Pan Am (JFK) and one of my co-workers there had a KEEN sense of smell (poor girl). You couldn't wear perfume or hennyting around her...her eyes would just start watering...like she a BAWL!!

If yuh ask mi dat was the WORST job for her. Cause when we had to do a flight head count on some of those Moscow and Bombay flights...LAWD HAVE MERCY PON MI POOR LIKKLE NOSE!!!!

The Russian flights were the worst!! Those people would get drunk pon vodka and just be vomitting all ova deh dyam aisles ! Plus they used to be able to smoke pon deh plane! Ay dios mio!!!!

Mi used tuh fell BAD fuh dem flight attendant dem!

Gill

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Gill, you so right about everi rahtid ting being slow a yard. Don't laugh, but Marcel just get the last 2 valentines day card dat mi mail the third week a January. Mi caan believe, well yes I can. An im right near mobay...mi no understand at all. Mi learn a lesson, mi naw send nutin FEDEX again...mi use DHL...FEDEX ask to much rass questions and wah too much paper wurk fi fill out.

Gurl,

Puh-lease DUH nuh baddi start mi pon DAT dis mawning!! Ken mailed my v-day card & Rude Gyal CD-Ken mix fuh mi inna mid -January!! It STILL NUH REACH YET!!!!!!!!!!! I am so DYAM vex!! Plus, I STILL HAVE YET TO RECEIVE MY PACKET #4!! Thank G-d my bosses don't need proof so I can take leave and guh dung fuh deh interview.

My Dad said he doesn't think JA, mail system has paid their fees for international delivery so all external mail is PON HOLD!!! IS WAT KINDDA PHOCKERY DAT!?!?!?!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...cho!

Gill

wow..isn't that crazy !!

Mawin Kimmy, how u do? git up aff a di chair, fram mawnin u a li down deh

[*SunRay* 1]

Okay. I work in NW near Pennsylvania Avenue (near Georgetown). I have alot of friends in Bowie, but they say I life in the bonedocks...i'm just on the other end of the miserable beltway. The Colesville area has gotten expensive in the last 5 years. And I think they're going to rebuild other parts of in the next year. For everyone that is NORTH of DC, we will send you some SUNSHINE on Monday.

I have a friend that lives off University Blvd and I was just there last weekend. That's nowhere from Bowie and maybe that's because I drive any and everywhere... I love the Georgetown area. I went to High School in Dupont Circle and use to walk to Georgetown to hang out. It was a long walk. lol

[Forever Young 1]

Gill, you so right about everi rahtid ting being slow a yard. Don't laugh, but Marcel just get the last 2 valentines day card dat mi mail the third week a January. Mi caan believe, well yes I can. An im right near mobay...mi no understand at all. Mi learn a lesson, mi naw send nutin FEDEX again...mi use DHL...FEDEX ask to much rass questions and wah too much paper wurk fi fill out.

Gurl,

Puh-lease DUH nuh baddi start mi pon DAT dis mawning!! Ken mailed my v-day card & Rude Gyal CD-Ken mix fuh mi inna mid -January!! It STILL NUH REACH YET!!!!!!!!!!! I am so DYAM vex!! Plus, I STILL HAVE YET TO RECEIVE MY PACKET #4!! Thank G-d my bosses don't need proof so I can take leave and guh dung fuh deh interview.

My Dad said he doesn't think JA, mail system has paid their fees for international delivery so all external mail is PON HOLD!!! IS WAT KINDDA PHOCKERY DAT!?!?!?!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...cho!

Gill

wow..isn't that crazy !!

Mawin Kimmy, how u do? git up aff a di chair, fram mawnin u a li down deh

Mawning Kimkim...how yuh feeling mi love?

Lawny, my boys were just looking at you dancing! They waan knoa why it's 11:00AM inna deh mawning han yuh still a boogy down!?!?! Mi knoa dem dyam facety! Mi tell dem cause she's ah grown ooman han if she waan fi boogy down hall deh dat is fuh she bizniz!!

Bless,

Gill

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Ok, so mi still deh pon di couch ....i had a apple sauce, canned pineapple, and pisa cane wid some coconut water last night thank you God it didn't come back up so that was my ONLY meal yesterday at 10pm...just before that I was spewing and started spewing blood i started freaking out hubby was freaking out..bawling long crocodile tears all a dat...mi call mi doc 1sec him call mi back...."Kimmy, what's going on"..Dr.C iahahaablah blah..bawling all a dat "Shau, listen is it getting worse ?" yes Dr..hmm "have we tried the steriods ?" no, whats ur pharmacy # i'll call some in for you blah blah blah..."dr.what r the side effects ? "they r perfectly safe no harm, just a bunch of pilss that r annoying to take" ok.."Kimmy, u r not scaring me, this happens the blood is not coming from ur stomach but rather the blood vessels in the back of ur throat, that has been irritated and is bleeding when u stress them"..."if the Zofran does not work over the weekend..come in on Monday, we proly need to set u up on intravenous" what r u kidding...ok i'll try and see this week.....

bwoy mi a tell yuh...mi did done yesterday...i was a mess...i pray this is the tale end of this and in 2 wks..rather today will be no more....

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Gill, you so right about everi rahtid ting being slow a yard. Don't laugh, but Marcel just get the last 2 valentines day card dat mi mail the third week a January. Mi caan believe, well yes I can. An im right near mobay...mi no understand at all. Mi learn a lesson, mi naw send nutin FEDEX again...mi use DHL...FEDEX ask to much rass questions and wah too much paper wurk fi fill out.

Gurl,

Puh-lease DUH nuh baddi start mi pon DAT dis mawning!! Ken mailed my v-day card & Rude Gyal CD-Ken mix fuh mi inna mid -January!! It STILL NUH REACH YET!!!!!!!!!!! I am so DYAM vex!! Plus, I STILL HAVE YET TO RECEIVE MY PACKET #4!! Thank G-d my bosses don't need proof so I can take leave and guh dung fuh deh interview.

My Dad said he doesn't think JA, mail system has paid their fees for international delivery so all external mail is PON HOLD!!! IS WAT KINDDA PHOCKERY DAT!?!?!?!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...cho!

Gill

wow..isn't that crazy !!

Mawin Kimmy, how u do? git up aff a di chair, fram mawnin u a li down deh

Mawning Kimkim...how yuh feeling mi love?

Lawny, my boys were just looking at you dancing! They waan knoa why it's 11:00AM inna deh mawning han yuh still a boogy down!?!?! Mi knoa dem dyam facety! Mi tell dem cause she's ah grown ooman han if she waan fi boogy down hall deh dat is fuh she bizniz!!

Bless,

Gill

DWL...........tell dem mi jus a try wake up dats all.

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mi still inna di couch mon...now mi and Kimora inna di blasted couch..git up dis mawnin come inna wi bed a roast

[Forever Young 1]

Arright Ya'll I'm off tuh git my financial statement (for interview) from mi banks han pick up a Hockey Helmet for my eldest!! He starts Hockey practice tomorrow! Soccer start inna 2 weeks han Track fuh deh two ah dem inna April!! Lawd help me!!!!

It never ends...I don;t know When I'm gonna have time fuh shop fuh miself! I still don't know what I'm wearing to the interview!

Chat tuh you'll later! HAGD!!!!! (Have a Good Day!!)

,

Gill

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Lawny how did work a go...Gill u still have mi JA list right

[Forever Young 1]

mi still inna di couch mon...now mi and Kimora inna di blasted couch..git up dis mawnin come inna wi bed a roast

ahhhhhhhh...poor Chiquita!!! Yuh give sittin fi bring dung deh temp? Lawd, hit bad when yuh nuh feel well...but den fuh yuh baby nuh feel well pon toppa hit!

Hang in there Babes!!

Love ya,

Gill

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Arright Ya'll I'm off tuh git my financial statement (for interview) from mi banks han pick up a Hockey Helmet for my eldest!! He starts Hockey practice tomorrow! Soccer start inna 2 weeks han Track fuh deh two ah dem inna April!! Lawd help me!!!!

It never ends...I don;t know When I'm gonna have time fuh shop fuh miself! I still don't know what I'm wearing to the interview!

Chat tuh you'll later! HAGD!!!!! (Have a Good Day!!)

,

Gill

tell mi about it but wah wi ago do...lata mums tek care

[Forever Young 1]

Lawny how did work a go...Gill u still have mi JA list right

Baby Gurl...PM hit tuh mi when yuh git a chance!

Bless,

Gill

[SupportOAFJF 0]

mi still inna di couch mon...now mi and Kimora inna di blasted couch..git up dis mawnin come inna wi bed a roast

ahhhhhhhh...poor Chiquita!!! Yuh give sittin fi bring dung deh temp? Lawd, hit bad when yuh nuh feel well...but den fuh yuh baby nuh feel well pon toppa hit!

Hang in there Babes!!

Love ya,

Gill

yea jus fight wid har fi drink it

Lawny how did work a go...Gill u still have mi JA list right

Baby Gurl...PM hit tuh mi when yuh git a chance!

Bless,

Gill

better yet mi wi call yuh baxide

Edited March 1, 2008 by kimmykashi

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Ok, so mi still deh pon di couch ....i had a apple sauce, canned pineapple, and pisa cane wid some coconut water last night thank you God it didn't come back up so that was my ONLY meal yesterday at 10pm...just before that I was spewing and started spewing blood i started freaking out hubby was freaking out..bawling long crocodile tears all a dat...mi call mi doc 1sec him call mi back...."Kimmy, what's going on"..Dr.C iahahaablah blah..bawling all a dat "Shau, listen is it getting worse ?" yes Dr..hmm "have we tried the steriods ?" no, whats ur pharmacy # i'll call some in for you blah blah blah..."dr.what r the side effects ? "they r perfectly safe no harm, just a bunch of pilss that r annoying to take" ok.."Kimmy, u r not scaring me, this happens the blood is not coming from ur stomach but rather the blood vessels in the back of ur throat, that has been irritated and is bleeding when u stress them"..."if the Zofran does not work over the weekend..come in on Monday, we proly need to set u up on intravenous" what r u kidding...ok i'll try and see this week.....

bwoy mi a tell yuh...mi did done yesterday...i was a mess...i pray this is the tale end of this and in 2 wks..rather today will be no more....

Kimmy, same thing happened to me. I irrated the blood vessels in my throat. This is another thing, be careful, but there is nothing you can do when you have to throw up. I busted blood vessels in my right eye twice. Girl I got so sick of going to the ER to be hooked up to an IV drip. My auntie said to try this, but check with your doc first (TUMS EX-750 wintergreen flavor (eat 1 before u'r meals, then 1 afterwards). My aunt told me not to take the Zofran. The docs even threatened to put a feeding tube through my nose (I just kiss mi teet). I hope u get past this soon. I know it too well.

Lawny how did work a go...Gill u still have mi JA list right

Kimmy mi deh yah. I'm leaving at noon mi no care if dem bex.

Gill gwaan go tek care a u things. U just have 1 week fi prepare.

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mi know but si God dere mi tired..all i want to do is eat dats all...mi neva did a go try di Zofran but...