Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[Forever Young 1]

Congrats Rhonda...I don't know why I thought u were having a boy congrats on ur bundle of joy !!

That's Jonesie, Kimmy !!!!

u,

Gill

[Elizabethnhenry 0]

CONGRATULATIONS TO RHONDA AND TONY!!!! Edited December 10, 2007 by Elizabethnhenry

[Jamaica to CT 0]

CONGRATULATIONS TO RHONDA AND TONY!!!!

Enjoy your new precious one!

Michele

[Black Velvet 4]

after 2 days of attempting to get his learners permit. mr jengles finally got thru..this is when it helps to know the law...in nys u can get a license without having a social securty card. All u need is a letter from SS stating that your visa is ineligible for you to recieve a SS number, plus six points of identification (i.e. passport, health card etc)

Yesterday even though he had two letters from SS. They made him go to a SS office they were "familiar with" then it had be a certain form. They lady at there SS office basically gave him the same letter. Today they pulled him out of the test room to review the letter again. But they couldn't find fault with the letter and he had his six points.

Congratulations Mr. Jengles. Is there a waiting period for the road test?

[Black Velvet 4]

Goodnite everyone. Just wanted to spread the good news that my husband has an interview 1/28/08. I'm soooo excited and happy that we're finally coming to an end of the process. Question....I've asked him before to find his vaccination records but he nor his mother know where they are. Has anyone gone to a clinic and gotten them done before the actual medical appt?

Congratulation on obtaining an interview! Are you going to attend with your husband? I agree with Kimmy. Just let your husband go to the medical and pay the required vaccination fees. Also, be sure to have him get a copy of his shot records before he leaves the doctor's office.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Congrats Rhonda...I don't know why I thought u were having a boy congrats on ur bundle of joy !!

That's Jonesie, Kimmy !!!!

u,

Gill

ahhaa...no Gilli...JOnsie having a boy..mi tink di 2 a dem did a have boys...

[CaribQueen 0]

Congtatulations on the new baby!!!!

[CaribQueen 0]

Goodnite everyone. Just wanted to spread the good news that my husband has an interview 1/28/08. I'm soooo excited and happy that we're finally coming to an end of the process. Question....I've asked him before to find his vaccination records but he nor his mother know where they are. Has anyone gone to a clinic and gotten them done before the actual medical appt?

Congratulation on obtaining an interview! Are you going to attend with your husband? I agree with Kimmy. Just let your husband go to the medical and pay the required vaccination fees. Also, be sure to have him get a copy of his shot records before he leaves the doctor's office.

Thanks. I do plan on being there for his interview. I haven't seen him since September so I can't wait!

[Jamaica to CT 0]

Dee I love your new pics up on the Yahoo group...especially the one with the whole family

Jawi good to see you

Goodnite everyone. Just wanted to spread the good news that my husband has an interview 1/28/08. I'm soooo excited and happy that we're finally coming to an end of the process.

Congrats on upcoming interview!

[JA Tam 7]

Congrats Rhonda and hubby. Enjoy your precious little one!

Gill - Di joke did wickid

[Forever Young 1]

**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Good Mawning All,

First, a special greetings fi our gyal, Jawi!!! Welcome Back mi love...wi did miss yuh!!

Arright on to deh chuckle...it's an oldie but still mek me smile!

Have a blessed day!

Much love/One love,

Gill

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Windows '98 - Yardie Version

Dear Customaz:

It look like dem mek mistake an ship out couple a copies a WINDOWS 98 YARDIE VERSION somewhere inna Idaho. If you good ole country folks in Idaho need a translatian fi di commaan dem, ere dem is:

When yuh open di Yardie edition yuh wi si di opening screen. It reads: "WINDAS 98", wit a background picture of Halfway Tree Square.

When yuh start di program yuh wi hear di bad bwoy antem: "Murda-ra Blood deh pan yuh shoulda" By Buju Banton".

Please also note:

Recycle Bin is labeled "General penitentiary"

My Computer is called "A Fimi Own"

The Inbox is referred to as "Barrel come"

Deleted Items are referred to as "Gaan, Rub out, Yuh Salt"

Dial up Networking is called "Ring mi Cellie"

Control Panel is known as the "Babylon"

Hard Drive is referred to as "Reema an Jungle"

Instead of an error message, "Ediat! Yuh know weh yuh a do?" pops up.

Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "Smuggling not allowed unless part of the Govament"

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA YAADIE EDITION:

OK.............Cool Noh

Cancel.........No badda yaw man

Reset..........Rewine

Yes............Irie

No.............No sah

Find...........Look fi it

Browse.........Faas

Back...........Tun roun

Help...........(this is not a feature ... Jamaicans know it all an doan need noh help)

Stop...........Dun now

Start..........Gwan troo

Settings.......Di set up

Also note dat keyboard noh of di YARDIE EDITION no have di letter "H." Wi doan use dat in wi vocabulary So dis is how yuh mus type certain "H" words:

Help.........Elp

Horrible?....Arrible

Hart ??? ....Art

Heavy ??.....Eby

Honda??......Unda

Handkerchif..Kerchief

Holiday......Alliday

[nannygirl82 0]

rhonda congrats!!! !!! can't wait to see the pics!

[Forever Young 1]

Congrats Rhonda and hubby. Enjoy your precious little one!

Gill - Di joke did wickid

Tonks Tam-Tam,

Mi glad yuh fulljoy it!!

Blessed love ,

Gill

[BelwinMills 0]

Goodnite everyone. Just wanted to spread the good news that my husband has an interview 1/28/08. I'm soooo excited and happy that we're finally coming to an end of the process. Question....I've asked him before to find his vaccination records but he nor his mother know where they are. Has anyone gone to a clinic and gotten them done before the actual medical appt?

Congrats and all the best!!!

Dee I love your new pics up on the Yahoo group...especially the one with the whole family

Jawi good to see you

Goodnite everyone. Just wanted to spread the good news that my husband has an interview 1/28/08. I'm soooo excited and happy that we're finally coming to an end of the process.

Congrats on upcoming interview!

Hey Michele How is everything going?

[BelwinMills 0]

It's a ice storm day here and no school. Where is everyone? It is so quiet in the yardies thread. Did you all move back to the Stella thread? hmmm