Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[Yaads 0]

Mine does,

He takes off all his clothes and he will not do number 16 in a public restroom only at home, bout a im MEDITATION TIME...and mi mek sure mi no go in deh. Im always a tell mi seh mi need a wash out, cause mi no regulah.

Meditation time?!? :lol: Always have to keep the bathroom stocked with new reading materials! Gotta have variety

Me nuh stay in deh dat lang fe meditate or read. When I go, I go and get it ova wid.

Same here! He always says something is wrong with me if I only take that short amount of time Ummm no sumting is wrong wid yuh fi tek so lang!

Y'all have me cracking up at work Damien is in the bathroom at least 1 hour every night. He's the reason why we're moving into a bigger house....more toilets.

When he says "Baby, I'm going to Negril" that's means he only going to be in the bathroom for 20 minutes. When he say "Baby, I'm going to Kington" that means it will take him at least 40 minutes to use the toilet. How does he know how long it will take?

He gets disgusted if I even say I have to use the bathroom. He said he'll divorce me the minute he never hears me fart. He believes women shouldn't do #2, burp or pass gas.

Negril and Kingston?!? That is to funny!

That must be hard for you...to conceal all those things I couldn't do it

[Yaads 0]

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

That protective stuff mek a gayl hot, hot!!.....AND you're only to name ONE ting

That is our Gilly...neva follow di rules She muss show us all up and name 3 blasted good tings and no bad tings J/K

Mi sarry...mi never read deh rules fuh true...

We accept your apology...go ahead and right your wrong

lata Clairey..go rest up now yah here....lata babes

Kim - yuh see how Gill a juss ignore we an di rules?!? *kissteet*

Have a good day at work Claire!

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Yes Jamie mi notice..but she tink wi no notice..ok Gill one more time...NOW U HAVE TO LIST A1 THING U HATE ABOUT UR SO..NOW !!!

[brownnskinn 0]

Mine does,

He takes off all his clothes and he will not do number 16 in a public restroom only at home, bout a im MEDITATION TIME...and mi mek sure mi no go in deh. Im always a tell mi seh mi need a wash out, cause mi no regulah.

Meditation time?!? :lol: Always have to keep the bathroom stocked with new reading materials! Gotta have variety

Me nuh stay in deh dat lang fe meditate or read. When I go, I go and get it ova wid.

Same here! He always says something is wrong with me if I only take that short amount of time Ummm no sumting is wrong wid yuh fi tek so lang!

Y'all have me cracking up at work Damien is in the bathroom at least 1 hour every night. He's the reason why we're moving into a bigger house....more toilets.

When he says "Baby, I'm going to Negril" that's means he only going to be in the bathroom for 20 minutes. When he say "Baby, I'm going to Kington" that means it will take him at least 40 minutes to use the toilet. How does he know how long it will take?

He gets disgusted if I even say I have to use the bathroom. He said he'll divorce me the minute he never hears me fart. He believes women shouldn't do #2, burp or pass gas.

My gosh too funny D seh he's going fi post a letta, and mi nah fi mess wid it..... and he may need a machetee(sp) lata or I'll hear him yelling Den!!! bring mi a machette

[Marlita 0]

Man!! I don't know whats been going on in here today but you all done chat up over 10 pages and it ain't even 12 noon PST. I'm assuming its some interesting stuff, but I actually have to work today so no time to really find out. I' lurk around a bit today,

~talk soon!

[Shemmy 4]

Mine does,

He takes off all his clothes and he will not do number 16 in a public restroom only at home, bout a im MEDITATION TIME...and mi mek sure mi no go in deh. Im always a tell mi seh mi need a wash out, cause mi no regulah.

Meditation time?!? :lol: Always have to keep the bathroom stocked with new reading materials! Gotta have variety

Me nuh stay in deh dat lang fe meditate or read. When I go, I go and get it ova wid.

Same here! He always says something is wrong with me if I only take that short amount of time Ummm no sumting is wrong wid yuh fi tek so lang!

Y'all have me cracking up at work Damien is in the bathroom at least 1 hour every night. He's the reason why we're moving into a bigger house....more toilets.

When he says "Baby, I'm going to Negril" that's means he only going to be in the bathroom for 20 minutes. When he say "Baby, I'm going to Kington" that means it will take him at least 40 minutes to use the toilet. How does he know how long it will take?

He gets disgusted if I even say I have to use the bathroom. He said he'll divorce me the minute he never hears me fart. He believes women shouldn't do #2, burp or pass gas.

Negril and Kingston?!? That is to funny!

That must be hard for you...to conceal all those things I couldn't do it

I don't pay him no mind. It's a double standard...why does he get to announce which Jamaican parrish he's going to before he goes to the bathroom? And I can't complain about a stomach ache? He's nuts.

Whenever I'm in there too long...he'll ask me to step on the scale to see how many pounds I lost I don't say anything about his hour long mediation every night.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Mine does,

He takes off all his clothes and he will not do number 16 in a public restroom only at home, bout a im MEDITATION TIME...and mi mek sure mi no go in deh. Im always a tell mi seh mi need a wash out, cause mi no regulah.

Meditation time?!? :lol: Always have to keep the bathroom stocked with new reading materials! Gotta have variety

Me nuh stay in deh dat lang fe meditate or read. When I go, I go and get it ova wid.

Same here! He always says something is wrong with me if I only take that short amount of time Ummm no sumting is wrong wid yuh fi tek so lang!

Y'all have me cracking up at work Damien is in the bathroom at least 1 hour every night. He's the reason why we're moving into a bigger house....more toilets.

When he says "Baby, I'm going to Negril" that's means he only going to be in the bathroom for 20 minutes. When he say "Baby, I'm going to Kington" that means it will take him at least 40 minutes to use the toilet. How does he know how long it will take?

He gets disgusted if I even say I have to use the bathroom. He said he'll divorce me the minute he never hears me fart. He believes women shouldn't do #2, burp or pass gas.

Negril and Kingston?!? That is to funny!

That must be hard for you...to conceal all those things I couldn't do it

I don't pay him no mind. It's a double standard...why does he get to announce which Jamaican parrish he's going to before he goes to the bathroom? And I can't complain about a stomach ache? He's nuts.

Whenever I'm in there too long...he'll ask me to step on the scale to see how many pounds I lost I don't say anything about his hour long mediation every night.

Dat is too funny. I would announce how much weight I lost after I get out the bathroom after doing number 456. That is so unlady like, but mi no careeeee.

[Forever Young 1]

Yes Jamie mi notice..but she tink wi no notice..ok Gill one more time...NOW U HAVE TO LIST A1 THING U HATE ABOUT UR SO..NOW !!!

Kimkim is what appen tuh yuh glasses dem! Mi post seh mi cyan't tek Ken's hiccup burps inna mi ears hevery 2 seconds han dat em cyan NYAM dung deh rahtid house han not gain a BLOODCLAAT pound!

Deh...onnuh appy now???

Gill

[brownnskinn 0]

Hi eric!---How's the wyfee. Good to see you!

[Forever Young 1]

Hi eric!---How's the wyfee. Good to see you!

I like your sign Brownie!

Thanks,

Gill

[brownnskinn 0]

Hi eric!---How's the wyfee. Good to see you!

I like your sign Brownie!

Thanks,

Gill

I knew you would. Now I have to get some sleep as well.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Hi eric!---How's the wyfee. Good to see you!

I like your sign Brownie!

Thanks,

Gill

I knew you would. Now I have to get some sleep as well.

I like dat too. I need to fine one POLE dancing.

[brownnskinn 0]

I need a cot.

[brownnskinn 0]

Hi eric!---How's the wyfee. Good to see you!

I like your sign Brownie!

Thanks,

Gill

I knew you would. Now I have to get some sleep as well.

I like dat too. I need to fine one POLE dancing.

soory no poles for you.

Edited February 27, 2008 by brownnskinn

[Forever Young 1]

...DWL...Ok, I just told Ken what I did with the Meez things!

He was like "Ooman...yuh put mi cap pon mi head...cause yuh doan knoa seh mi ave a likkle head han mi doan like walk nuhwhere widhout mi hat!"

When mi describe em outfit...he was like dem doan ave nuh Sean John or Lacoste polo!?!?! It's den mi start fi cuss...He was like "Arright man arright...deh Yard shirt han Rasta jacket Good man! Baby Gurl...Mi ave hon henny jewelry?"

Mi jus kiss mi teet, tell "Good-Bye Missa Young!" han hang hup deh blasted phone!

Dyam foolishness

bless,

Gill

Edited February 27, 2008 by Deyoungting