Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[Forever Young 1]

look at my meez dats how i feel..MAD !!! a MESS !!!

Ahhhhhh...she's cute! But she pon deh Red Carpet widhout har shoe dem? Is arright! Mi just glad dem doan ave a vomit meez.

gill

[brownnskinn 0]

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

I guess that's another ting I love about hubby..his Shi...don't stank....don't know why but it's not offensive at all.

The things we talk about. Is he a vegetarian? My man is and his don't nor does his FLAUTULANCE ( a so u SPELL eeh)?

But me on the other hand...would clear an entire BALLROOM

No not strictly..but mostly...and fish.

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but si yah..mi not even know seh mi a one duppy tideh..oonuh couldn't tell mi...

[Forever Young 1]

It's not fair....I can't name just one thing. I TRULY LOVE MY HUSBAND WITH ALL OF MY BEING BUT IF I JUS HAVE TO NAME ONE TING I love the way he holds me at night....all night long, and the min I venture away he searchs in his sleep and pulls me RIGHT BACK!! wear I belong. I don't know where he ends and where I begin we are so intangled in each other. I just LUV IT!!! "Thanks for holding mi" he seh once.

The one thing I cannot stand or have trouble dealing with is his stubberness. The JA way is NOT the only wey

Ahhhhhh Browns...dat's so sweet!

Wuh mi love bout Ken is deh weh wi move together! Like I will start a sentence han em can finish hit! At Rebel Saluate wi would just look at each other han knoa seh wi waan fi move now, Den wi would start fi laugh! I love that he is so protective of mi...one night at a club...he wanted some chicken form deh Chicken man across deh street! I was like "Go, I'm not hungry ( I KNOW AMAZING!!)...I'll just wait here for you!" I was on the balcony and could see the Chicken Man across deh street!

He was like "Nuh suh...yuh Mad...me miss yuh fi SIX months...mi nah guh spend a second widhout yuh!! Come Baby Gurl...wi ah guh git some Chicken!" After I stood ther for 5 minutes and realized he wasn't playing I went!" My boy don't play! When he went to the bathroom...I had to draw the line!

I also love that he knows I ave a crazy playful personality and he plays along wid me and doesn't call mi crazy! He is secure enough in himself to try new tings! Most of all I love that he is my Best Friend above everything else!

Mi nuh knoa if mi name too much but mi nuh read deh game rule furst!

Love ya,

Gill

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

Oh... deh one ting mi doan like bout em is...his burping...not like BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...but likkel hiccups inna his conversation! Like.. Ba--by Gurl! Han em mahgerness... don't git mi wrong...he is SO my typa man. My family knows if Gill has a new man he is ridiculously tall and skinny. But the other day he was like I went to deh nurse at work and I'm 6'3'' and 157lbs...#######...han he is ALWAYS eating!!!!!?!?! Em jus call mi han tell mi em hungry BAD!!!

Edited February 27, 2008 by Deyoungting

[clairern 0]

but si yah..mi not even know seh mi a one duppy tideh..oonuh couldn't tell mi...

Me suh glad fe deh yah wid oonu, dat me neva check fe see who a show demself or nat>

[Yaads 0]

but si yah..mi not even know seh mi a one duppy tideh..oonuh couldn't tell mi...

Hush mi neva realize

[clairern 0]

Guys, I will catch up with the posts later. I have to go take a nap to go to work later. See ya..

Love all a oonu tons

[Forever Young 1]

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

That protective stuff mek a gayl hot, hot!!.....AND you're only to name ONE ting

That is our Gilly...neva follow di rules She muss show us all up and name 3 blasted good tings and no bad tings J/K

Mi sarry...mi never read deh rules fuh true...

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

It's not fair....I can't name just one thing. I TRULY LOVE MY HUSBAND WITH ALL OF MY BEING BUT IF I JUS HAVE TO NAME ONE TING I love the way he holds me at night....all night long, and the min I venture away he searchs in his sleep and pulls me RIGHT BACK!! wear I belong. I don't know where he ends and where I begin we are so intangled in each other. I just LUV IT!!! "Thanks for holding mi" he seh once.

The one thing I cannot stand or have trouble dealing with is his stubberness. The JA way is NOT the only wey

Ahhhhhh Browns...dat's so sweet!

Wuh mi love bout Ken is deh weh wi move together! Like I will start a sentence han em can finish hit! At Rebel Saluate wi would just look at each other han knoa seh wi waan fi move now, Den wi would start fi laugh! I love that he is so protective of mi...one night at a club...he wanted some chicken form deh Chicken man across deh street! I was like "Go, I'm not hungry ( I KNOW AMAZING!!)...I'll just wait here for you!" I was on the balcony and could see the Chicken Man across deh street!

He was like "Nuh suh...yuh Mad...me miss yuh fi SIX months...mi nah guh spend a second widhout yuh!! Come Baby Gurl...wi ah guh git some Chicken!" After I stood ther for 5 minutes and realized he wasn't playing I went!" My boy don't play! When he went to the bathroom...I had to draw the line!

I also love that he knows I ave a crazy playful personality and he plays along wid me and doesn't call mi crazy! He is secure enough in himself to try new tings! Most of all I love that he is my Best Friend above everything else!

Mi nuh knoa if mi name too much but mi nuh read deh game rule furst!

Love ya,

Gill

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

Oh... deh one ting mi doan like bout em is...his burping...not like BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...but likkel hiccups inna his conversation! Like.. Ba--by Gurl! Han em mahgerness... don't git mi wrong...he is SO my typa man. My family knows if Gill has a new man he is ridiculously tall and skinny. But the other day he was like I went to deh nurse at work and I'm 6'3'' and 157lbs...#######...han he is ALWAYS eating!!!!!?!?! Em jus call mi han tell mi em hungry BAD!!!

Gill,

Marcel is 6'5" and weighs 170 and is always HUNGRY and don't gain a DAMN bit of WEIGHT... makes me sick can nyam any rass ting an stay MAGAH

[Yaads 0]

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

That protective stuff mek a gayl hot, hot!!.....AND you're only to name ONE ting

That is our Gilly...neva follow di rules She muss show us all up and name 3 blasted good tings and no bad tings J/K

Mi sarry...mi never read deh rules fuh true...

We accept your apology...go ahead and right your wrong

[Yaads 0]

Mi a go a mi yard fi lunch...mi waan Ramen noodles bad Once yuh start yuh cyan stop Mi nah have dem fi one lang time but now mi a crave dem like foolishness *cha*

[Shemmy 4]

Mine does,

He takes off all his clothes and he will not do number 16 in a public restroom only at home, bout a im MEDITATION TIME...and mi mek sure mi no go in deh. Im always a tell mi seh mi need a wash out, cause mi no regulah.

Meditation time?!? :lol: Always have to keep the bathroom stocked with new reading materials! Gotta have variety

Me nuh stay in deh dat lang fe meditate or read. When I go, I go and get it ova wid.

Same here! He always says something is wrong with me if I only take that short amount of time Ummm no sumting is wrong wid yuh fi tek so lang!

Y'all have me cracking up at work Damien is in the bathroom at least 1 hour every night. He's the reason why we're moving into a bigger house....more toilets.

When he says "Baby, I'm going to Negril" that's means he only going to be in the bathroom for 20 minutes. When he say "Baby, I'm going to Kington" that means it will take him at least 40 minutes to use the toilet. How does he know how long it will take?

He gets disgusted if I even say I have to use the bathroom. He said he'll divorce me the minute he never hears me fart. He believes women shouldn't do #2, burp or pass gas.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

That protective stuff mek a gayl hot, hot!!.....AND you're only to name ONE ting

That is our Gilly...neva follow di rules She muss show us all up and name 3 blasted good tings and no bad tings J/K

Mi sarry...mi never read deh rules fuh true...

We accept your apology...go ahead and right your wrong

lata Clairey..go rest up now yah here....lata babes

Mine does,

He takes off all his clothes and he will not do number 16 in a public restroom only at home, bout a im MEDITATION TIME...and mi mek sure mi no go in deh. Im always a tell mi seh mi need a wash out, cause mi no regulah.

Meditation time?!? :lol: Always have to keep the bathroom stocked with new reading materials! Gotta have variety

Me nuh stay in deh dat lang fe meditate or read. When I go, I go and get it ova wid.

Same here! He always says something is wrong with me if I only take that short amount of time Ummm no sumting is wrong wid yuh fi tek so lang!

Y'all have me cracking up at work Damien is in the bathroom at least 1 hour every night. He's the reason why we're moving into a bigger house....more toilets.

When he says "Baby, I'm going to Negril" that's means he only going to be in the bathroom for 20 minutes. When he say "Baby, I'm going to Kington" that means it will take him at least 40 minutes to use the toilet. How does he know how long it will take?

He gets disgusted if I even say I have to use the bathroom. He said he'll divorce me the minute he never hears me fart. He believes women shouldn't do #2, burp or pass gas.

what a pisa madness...tell Damien him not meet di girls rounf here yet....

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Mine does,

He takes off all his clothes and he will not do number 16 in a public restroom only at home, bout a im MEDITATION TIME...and mi mek sure mi no go in deh. Im always a tell mi seh mi need a wash out, cause mi no regulah.

Meditation time?!? :lol: Always have to keep the bathroom stocked with new reading materials! Gotta have variety

Me nuh stay in deh dat lang fe meditate or read. When I go, I go and get it ova wid.

Same here! He always says something is wrong with me if I only take that short amount of time Ummm no sumting is wrong wid yuh fi tek so lang!

Y'all have me cracking up at work Damien is in the bathroom at least 1 hour every night. He's the reason why we're moving into a bigger house....more toilets.

When he says "Baby, I'm going to Negril" that's means he only going to be in the bathroom for 20 minutes. When he say "Baby, I'm going to Kington" that means it will take him at least 40 minutes to use the toilet. How does he know how long it will take?

He gets disgusted if I even say I have to use the bathroom. He said he'll divorce me the minute he never hears me fart. He believes women shouldn't do #2, burp or pass gas.

What a stresssssss.....unuh bettah nevah invite mi to dinnah den. Cause mi no know wah name numbah 2...all a mine is in the TRIPLE digits

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Hey Eric..long time..how's everything going ?