Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

mawning all...not a good one fi mi today at all...noodles nah wuk a rass i'm tired reallly i am i can't stand this anymore i just want it to be delivery day

Gilli baby..no man mi no so bad..u guys look great..mi love yuh meez....very cute

well what I LOVE about my husband is that he never misses a word a I say he can repeat things I said to him while he was in Jamaica right now..love that he listens to my words..that's important for me...also I love that he is left handed..

and wah mi cyaa stand is that is bowel movements are on a timer as he wakes up and just before bed..misth if u want to go..go when ur body tells u not when ur mind says ok it's time..i don't know maybe i'm weird

Ha Ha.....you just made me spit soda out my nose. Are the actual movements timed somewhat? If so, talk to me......

Some people have programmed themselves to go at certain times. Like when Mike gets up in the mornings, he says he going to do the three "S". Sh!!!, Shave and shower

Woieeeeee unu a kill mi tideh. The 3 S(s) mi afi use dat deh one.

Kimmy,

Most men are like that. Me on the other hand it's another story. Look like mi afi mek APOINTMENT in advance wid mi body fi have a BOWEL movement.

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

[*JG* 2]

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Andre's is actually timed......If he's in the bathroom more then the alloted time, it's over whether he is done or not. I swear the boy does Kegals on his bowel or something cause he can stop no matter what.

Oh, and it has to be before his shower or bath. If he feels the urge after he's bathed, he just waits till the next morning or even afternoon. The first time he said it, I was like WTH?????? See what I mean? BOWELS of STEEL!!!!!

Edited February 27, 2008 by Jomo's girl

[brownnskinn 0]

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Andre's is actually timed......If he's in the bathroom more then the alloted time, it's over whether he is done or not. I swear the boy does Kegals on his bowel or something cause he can stop no matter what.

Oh, and it has to be before his shower or bath. If he feels the urge after he's bathed, he just waits till the next morning or even afternoon. The first time he said it, I was like WTH?????? See what I mean? BOWELS of STEEL!!!!!

Yall are killin me witht the bowel stuff. My husband goes like clock work as well, don't let him miss a meal/ eat late and mess the whole thing up. You talk about one cranky man.

[Yaads 0]

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

Mi nah knoa what dem a do in deh

Do any of your guys basically strip down? What is that about? You can't sh!t w/ your pants and shirt on?

[Forever Young 1]

It's not fair....I can't name just one thing. I TRULY LOVE MY HUSBAND WITH ALL OF MY BEING BUT IF I JUS HAVE TO NAME ONE TING I love the way he holds me at night....all night long, and the min I venture away he searchs in his sleep and pulls me RIGHT BACK!! wear I belong. I don't know where he ends and where I begin we are so intangled in each other. I just LUV IT!!! "Thanks for holding mi" he seh once.

The one thing I cannot stand or have trouble dealing with is his stubberness. The JA way is NOT the only wey

Ahhhhhh Browns...dat's so sweet!

Wuh mi love bout Ken is deh weh wi move together! Like I will start a sentence han em can finish hit! At Rebel Saluate wi would just look at each other han knoa seh wi waan fi move now, Den wi would start fi laugh! I love that he is so protective of mi...one night at a club...he wanted some chicken form deh Chicken man across deh street! I was like "Go, I'm not hungry ( I KNOW AMAZING!!)...I'll just wait here for you!" I was on the balcony and could see the Chicken Man across deh street!

He was like "Nuh suh...yuh Mad...me miss yuh fi SIX months...mi nah guh spend a second widhout yuh!! Come Baby Gurl...wi ah guh git some Chicken!" After I stood ther for 5 minutes and realized he wasn't playing I went!" My boy don't play! When he went to the bathroom...I had to draw the line!

I also love that he knows I ave a crazy playful personality and he plays along wid me and doesn't call mi crazy! He is secure enough in himself to try new tings! Most of all I love that he is my Best Friend above everything else!

Mi nuh knoa if mi name too much but mi nuh read deh game rule furst!

Love ya,

Gill

[brownnskinn 0]

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

I guess that's another ting I love about hubby..his Shi...don't stank....don't know why but it's not offensive at all.

[Yaads 0]

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Andre's is actually timed......If he's in the bathroom more then the alloted time, it's over whether he is done or not. I swear the boy does Kegals on his bowel or something cause he can stop no matter what.

Oh, and it has to be before his shower or bath. If he feels the urge after he's bathed, he just waits till the next morning or even afternoon. The first time he said it, I was like WTH?????? See what I mean? BOWELS of STEEL!!!!!

Wooieee JG you are killing me!!!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

Mi nah knoa what dem a do in deh

Do any of your guys basically strip down? What is that about? You can't sh!t w/ your pants and shirt on?

Mine does,

He takes off all his clothes and he will not do number 16 in a public restroom only at home, bout a im MEDITATION TIME...and mi mek sure mi no go in deh. Im always a tell mi seh mi need a wash out, cause mi no regulah.

[clairern 0]

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Andre's is actually timed......If he's in the bathroom more then the alloted time, it's over whether he is done or not. I swear the boy does Kegals on his bowel or something cause he can stop no matter what.

Oh, and it has to be before his shower or bath. If he feels the urge after he's bathed, he just waits till the next morning or even afternoon. The first time he said it, I was like WTH?????? See what I mean? BOWELS of STEEL!!!!!

Mike does not like to go after he showers either. If he does go, he has to take a shower after. What's with that?

[SupportOAFJF 0]

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Andre's is actually timed......If he's in the bathroom more then the alloted time, it's over whether he is done or not. I swear the boy does Kegals on his bowel or something cause he can stop no matter what.

Oh, and it has to be before his shower or bath. If he feels the urge after he's bathed, he just waits till the next morning or even afternoon. The first time he said it, I was like WTH?????? See what I mean? BOWELS of STEEL!!!!!

PLEASE U DEAR NOT INTERRUPT HIM !.. and yes he gets naked strips all di way....BEFORE HIS SHOWER

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

I guess that's another ting I love about hubby..his Shi...don't stank....don't know why but it's not offensive at all.

The things we talk about. Is he a vegetarian? My man is and his don't nor does his FLAUTULANCE ( a so u SPELL eeh)?

But me on the other hand...would clear an entire BALLROOM

[SupportOAFJF 0]

look at my meez dats how i feel..MAD !!! a MESS !!!

[Yaads 0]

It's not fair....I can't name just one thing. I TRULY LOVE MY HUSBAND WITH ALL OF MY BEING BUT IF I JUS HAVE TO NAME ONE TING I love the way he holds me at night....all night long, and the min I venture away he searchs in his sleep and pulls me RIGHT BACK!! wear I belong. I don't know where he ends and where I begin we are so intangled in each other. I just LUV IT!!! "Thanks for holding mi" he seh once.

The one thing I cannot stand or have trouble dealing with is his stubberness. The JA way is NOT the only wey

Ahhhhhh Browns...dat's so sweet!

Wuh mi love bout Ken is deh weh wi move together! Like I will start a sentence han em can finish hit! At Rebel Saluate wi would just look at each other han knoa seh wi waan fi move now, Den wi would start fi laugh! I love that he is so protective of mi...one night at a club...he wanted some chicken form deh Chicken man across deh street! I was like "Go, I'm not hungry ( I KNOW AMAZING!!)...I'll just wait here for you!" I was on the balcony and could see the Chicken Man across deh street!

He was like "Nuh suh...yuh Mad...me miss yuh fi SIX months...mi nah guh spend a second widhout yuh!! Come Baby Gurl...wi ah guh git some Chicken!" After I stood ther for 5 minutes and realized he wasn't playing I went!" My boy don't play! When he went to the bathroom...I had to draw the line!

I also love that he knows I ave a crazy playful personality and he plays along wid me and doesn't call mi crazy! He is secure enough in himself to try new tings! Most of all I love that he is my Best Friend above everything else!

Mi nuh knoa if mi name too much but mi nuh read deh game rule furst!

Love ya,

Gill

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

It's not fair....I can't name just one thing. I TRULY LOVE MY HUSBAND WITH ALL OF MY BEING BUT IF I JUS HAVE TO NAME ONE TING I love the way he holds me at night....all night long, and the min I venture away he searchs in his sleep and pulls me RIGHT BACK!! wear I belong. I don't know where he ends and where I begin we are so intangled in each other. I just LUV IT!!! "Thanks for holding mi" he seh once.

The one thing I cannot stand or have trouble dealing with is his stubberness. The JA way is NOT the only wey

Ahhhhhh Browns...dat's so sweet!

Wuh mi love bout Ken is deh weh wi move together! Like I will start a sentence han em can finish hit! At Rebel Saluate wi would just look at each other han knoa seh wi waan fi move now, Den wi would start fi laugh! I love that he is so protective of mi...one night at a club...he wanted some chicken form deh Chicken man across deh street! I was like "Go, I'm not hungry ( I KNOW AMAZING!!)...I'll just wait here for you!" I was on the balcony and could see the Chicken Man across deh street!

He was like "Nuh suh...yuh Mad...me miss yuh fi SIX months...mi nah guh spend a second widhout yuh!! Come Baby Gurl...wi ah guh git some Chicken!" After I stood ther for 5 minutes and realized he wasn't playing I went!" My boy don't play! When he went to the bathroom...I had to draw the line!

I also love that he knows I ave a crazy playful personality and he plays along wid me and doesn't call mi crazy! He is secure enough in himself to try new tings! Most of all I love that he is my Best Friend above everything else!

Mi nuh knoa if mi name too much but mi nuh read deh game rule furst!

Love ya,

Gill

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

[brownnskinn 0]

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

Mi nah knoa what dem a do in deh

Do any of your guys basically strip down? What is that about? You can't sh!t w/ your pants and shirt on?

I'm in tears... No have not seen that happen but he likes to walk around the house in the birthday suit He seh he's not used to wearing so many clothes.

It's not fair....I can't name just one thing. I TRULY LOVE MY HUSBAND WITH ALL OF MY BEING BUT IF I JUS HAVE TO NAME ONE TING I love the way he holds me at night....all night long, and the min I venture away he searchs in his sleep and pulls me RIGHT BACK!! wear I belong. I don't know where he ends and where I begin we are so intangled in each other. I just LUV IT!!! "Thanks for holding mi" he seh once.

The one thing I cannot stand or have trouble dealing with is his stubberness. The JA way is NOT the only wey

Ahhhhhh Browns...dat's so sweet!

Wuh mi love bout Ken is deh weh wi move together! Like I will start a sentence han em can finish hit! At Rebel Saluate wi would just look at each other han knoa seh wi waan fi move now, Den wi would start fi laugh! I love that he is so protective of mi...one night at a club...he wanted some chicken form deh Chicken man across deh street! I was like "Go, I'm not hungry ( I KNOW AMAZING!!)...I'll just wait here for you!" I was on the balcony and could see the Chicken Man across deh street!

He was like "Nuh suh...yuh Mad...me miss yuh fi SIX months...mi nah guh spend a second widhout yuh!! Come Baby Gurl...wi ah guh git some Chicken!" After I stood ther for 5 minutes and realized he wasn't playing I went!" My boy don't play! When he went to the bathroom...I had to draw the line!

I also love that he knows I ave a crazy playful personality and he plays along wid me and doesn't call mi crazy! He is secure enough in himself to try new tings! Most of all I love that he is my Best Friend above everything else!

Mi nuh knoa if mi name too much but mi nuh read deh game rule furst!

Love ya,

Gill

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

Tek the works outta mi mouth.