Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[Yaads 0]

My five year old was looking a my meez and said, mommy that dosen't look like you, so I asked why he said you're not that skinny and that's not your hair, so I went back and added some hips....got to love your kids.

hehehe gotta love kids honesty

[SupportOAFJF 0]

My five year old was looking a my meez and said, mommy that dosen't look like you, so I asked why he said you're not that skinny and that's not your hair, so I went back and added some hips....got to love your kids.

hahahaa...no mek mi laugh tiday

[Forever Young 1]

5 a.m., Gill? What are you talking about there?

I am guessing she means get there early cause so many others will be there on Mar. 11

You took the words right out of my mouth Mine more long-winded

...Yup, that's what I was referring to! Like the embassy said..."Cho...Yuh knoa wat...heveryboddi jus come pon deh 11th!" Although Lawny, none of the guys Ken was talking to at MoBay Hope was named 'Indian' or looked 'Indian'

Gill

Gill, that's P*#$ naw go now weh. He was locked up at Pier 1 last Friday for taking some woman rental car without her persmission from Iberostar Hotel. My cousin decided to rent the house. She leaving JA Friday (so all is well), but mi did wah dat bclatt show up and dem FLING im out.

Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, Karma is a B!tch LICK!!!! Good fuh em CLAAT!!!

[clairern 0]

My girl...you soon get your date. April 9th is a VISIT I wish it was the RASS interview. I just can't wait any longer to see him. Mi sarry fi im when mi reach.

Don't bother to give the young man bruise balls.

DWL!!!

Call her out Claire

Him nah guh see deh lite a day. Mek sure oonu bring food and wata inna de room, cause me knoa she nah guh tap till him pass out. Whoaiiii. Nong oonu knoa wha me did duh to Mike las time me guh dong deh.. Lucky feh him, him neva did haffi guh a wuk.

My girl mi naw lie...in November soon as we left the airport and instead of turning left, we detoured and turned right and went straight to the DEAD'END beach. GILL you kno what I'm talking about. I didn't even care what time of the day it was. Girl, mi no know when fi im (*$ come off...but GIRL it was on.

Yuh yuh

[Forever Young 1]

mawning all...not a good one fi mi today at all...noodles nah wuk a rass i'm tired reallly i am i can't stand this anymore i just want it to be delivery day

Gilli baby..no man mi no so bad..u guys look great..mi love yuh meez....very cute

well what I LOVE about my husband is that he never misses a word a I say he can repeat things I said to him while he was in Jamaica right now..love that he listens to my words..that's important for me...also I love that he is left handed..

and wah mi cyaa stand is that is bowel movements are on a timer as he wakes up and just before bed..misth if u want to go..go when ur body tells u not when ur mind says ok it's time..i don't know maybe i'm weird

Ohhhh Chiquita!!! I am so sorry...we were doing so well wid deh noodle dem! Lawd, Kimmy you have exhausted halla fi mi remedy dem...yuh try deh Ginger and bush peppermint tea! Yuh did deh band! Don't give hup Chica...someting haffi wuk!

Love ya,

Gill

[brownnskinn 0]

It's not fair....I can't name just one thing. I TRULY LOVE MY HUSBAND WITH ALL OF MY BEING BUT IF I JUS HAVE TO NAME ONE TING I love the way he holds me at night....all night long, and the min I venture away he searchs in his sleep and pulls me RIGHT BACK!! wear I belong. I don't know where he ends and where I begin we are so intangled in each other. I just LUV IT!!! "Thanks for holding mi" he seh once.

The one thing I cannot stand or have trouble dealing with is his stubberness. The JA way is NOT the only wey

[*JG* 2]

mawning all...not a good one fi mi today at all...noodles nah wuk a rass i'm tired reallly i am i can't stand this anymore i just want it to be delivery day

Gilli baby..no man mi no so bad..u guys look great..mi love yuh meez....very cute

well what I LOVE about my husband is that he never misses a word a I say he can repeat things I said to him while he was in Jamaica right now..love that he listens to my words..that's important for me...also I love that he is left handed..

and wah mi cyaa stand is that is bowel movements are on a timer as he wakes up and just before bed..misth if u want to go..go when ur body tells u not when ur mind says ok it's time..i don't know maybe i'm weird

Ha Ha.....you just made me spit soda out my nose. Are the actual movements timed somewhat? If so, talk to me......

[Forever Young 1]

My girl...you soon get your date. April 9th is a VISIT I wish it was the RASS interview. I just can't wait any longer to see him. Mi sarry fi im when mi reach.

Don't bother to give the young man bruise balls.

DWL!!!

Call her out Claire

Him nah guh see deh lite a day. Mek sure oonu bring food and wata inna de room, cause me knoa she nah guh tap till him pass out. Whoaiiii. Nong oonu knoa wha me did duh to Mike las time me guh dong deh.. Lucky feh him, him neva did haffi guh a wuk.

My girl mi naw lie...in November soon as we left the airport and instead of turning left, we detoured and turned right and went straight to the DEAD'END beach. GILL you kno what I'm talking about. I didn't even care what time of the day it was. Girl, mi no know when fi im (*$ come off...but GIRL it was on.

Yuh yuh

Gurl... I hear DAT!!!! Same weh... On deh way from deh airport I was like takki hout...mi jus waan fi si hit! He was like 'Ooman yuh mussi waan mi fi mash deh car!'...Em takki hout hennyweh han deh cyar nuh mash! ...A Gurl's gotta do wat a Gurl's gotta DO!!!!

Edited February 27, 2008 by Deyoungting

[brownnskinn 0]

Hiya Fam,

Thanks for relaying the message Jengs! Work is CRAZY and I'm trying to leave here with a clear head...I have a huge presentation next week...so trying to get that together...plus double...triple checking my interview docs are here or on there way!

Bless-ed love always,

Gill

P.S.- Thanks for relaying the message Jengs

P.P.S- Ken said he met a WHOLE BUNCHA people at MoBay Hope that have interview pon 3/11/08...#######!?!?! Mi haffi git there at like 5AM!!!

P.P.P.S- I obviously found time to play around with that Meez. site...that thing is addicting!

Gill,

I don't wrant you. Dat might too early. I know 6 people that have interview that day. Three of them are K-1. Girl remember that I'll be right next to you, hold your hands if necessary. And if you want (mi can push di people dem dung weh in line before you).

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh...tanks Lawny...nuh worry yuhself mi ave NUFF boddi fi move dem outta deh weh miself!

,

Gill

P.S.- Your son is a TOTAL cutie!!!!! He's a real sweet likkle boy...watch out inna 10-12 years!!

Lets just hope Gilly that the embassy is in a good mood and wants to get through the line quickly...handing out visas like bag juice

Chica, from your mouth to G-d's & deh Embassy people dem EARS!!!!

Bless,

Gill

They lucky I don't work there cause every body would "get through"

[clairern 0]

mawning all...not a good one fi mi today at all...noodles nah wuk a rass i'm tired reallly i am i can't stand this anymore i just want it to be delivery day

Gilli baby..no man mi no so bad..u guys look great..mi love yuh meez....very cute

well what I LOVE about my husband is that he never misses a word a I say he can repeat things I said to him while he was in Jamaica right now..love that he listens to my words..that's important for me...also I love that he is left handed..

and wah mi cyaa stand is that is bowel movements are on a timer as he wakes up and just before bed..misth if u want to go..go when ur body tells u not when ur mind says ok it's time..i don't know maybe i'm weird

Ha Ha.....you just made me spit soda out my nose. Are the actual movements timed somewhat? If so, talk to me......

Some people have programmed themselves to go at certain times. Like when Mike gets up in the mornings, he says he going to do the three "S". Sh!!!, Shave and shower

[SupportOAFJF 0]

mawning all...not a good one fi mi today at all...noodles nah wuk a rass i'm tired reallly i am i can't stand this anymore i just want it to be delivery day

Gilli baby..no man mi no so bad..u guys look great..mi love yuh meez....very cute

well what I LOVE about my husband is that he never misses a word a I say he can repeat things I said to him while he was in Jamaica right now..love that he listens to my words..that's important for me...also I love that he is left handed..

and wah mi cyaa stand is that is bowel movements are on a timer as he wakes up and just before bed..misth if u want to go..go when ur body tells u not when ur mind says ok it's time..i don't know maybe i'm weird

Ha Ha.....you just made me spit soda out my nose. Are the actual movements timed somewhat? If so, talk to me......

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

My girl...you soon get your date. April 9th is a VISIT I wish it was the RASS interview. I just can't wait any longer to see him. Mi sarry fi im when mi reach.

Don't bother to give the young man bruise balls.

DWL!!!

Call her out Claire

Him nah guh see deh lite a day. Mek sure oonu bring food and wata inna de room, cause me knoa she nah guh tap till him pass out. Whoaiiii. Nong oonu knoa wha me did duh to Mike las time me guh dong deh.. Lucky feh him, him neva did haffi guh a wuk.

My girl mi naw lie...in November soon as we left the airport and instead of turning left, we detoured and turned right and went straight to the DEAD'END beach. GILL you kno what I'm talking about. I didn't even care what time of the day it was. Girl, mi no know when fi im (*$ come off...but GIRL it was on.

Yuh yuh

Gurl... I hear DAT!!!! Same weh... On deh way from deh airport I was like takki hout...mi jus waan fi si hit! He was like 'Ooman yuh mussi waan mi fi mash deh car!'...Em takki hout hennyweh han deh cyar nuh mash! ...A Gurl's gotta do wat a Gurl's gotta DO!!!!

Woieeeeeeeeeeeeeee REWIND dat....bway mi glad seh mi a no di only MAD one tideh. Gill, funny things is (no badi no care)...mi afi tell Marcel we caan do dem tings so FREELY up yah...

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mawning all...not a good one fi mi today at all...noodles nah wuk a rass i'm tired reallly i am i can't stand this anymore i just want it to be delivery day

Gilli baby..no man mi no so bad..u guys look great..mi love yuh meez....very cute

well what I LOVE about my husband is that he never misses a word a I say he can repeat things I said to him while he was in Jamaica right now..love that he listens to my words..that's important for me...also I love that he is left handed..

and wah mi cyaa stand is that is bowel movements are on a timer as he wakes up and just before bed..misth if u want to go..go when ur body tells u not when ur mind says ok it's time..i don't know maybe i'm weird

Ohhhh Chiquita!!! I am so sorry...we were doing so well wid deh noodle dem! Lawd, Kimmy you have exhausted halla fi mi remedy dem...yuh try deh Ginger and bush peppermint tea! Yuh did deh band! Don't give hup Chica...someting haffi wuk!

Love ya,

Gill

mi a go check di Korean shop fi si if dem have bush mint..I WANT MY GRANNY !!!!

[clairern 0]

mawning all...not a good one fi mi today at all...noodles nah wuk a rass i'm tired reallly i am i can't stand this anymore i just want it to be delivery day

Gilli baby..no man mi no so bad..u guys look great..mi love yuh meez....very cute

well what I LOVE about my husband is that he never misses a word a I say he can repeat things I said to him while he was in Jamaica right now..love that he listens to my words..that's important for me...also I love that he is left handed..

and wah mi cyaa stand is that is bowel movements are on a timer as he wakes up and just before bed..misth if u want to go..go when ur body tells u not when ur mind says ok it's time..i don't know maybe i'm weird

Ha Ha.....you just made me spit soda out my nose. Are the actual movements timed somewhat? If so, talk to me......

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

[Yaads 0]

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.