Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[Forever Young 1]

i'm cracking up about that statement that the er was closed. i think i got mine from the er last week. of course it was full of jamaicans. one of dem looked at a lady that was sitting near us and said and I quote" a flu u have? the lady said yes and the first lady said "a dat mi a run from" and got up and changed her seat. i should have changed mine too.

[Shemmy 4]

memk mi gi oonuh fi mi DR experience....one week mi hair dresser mi have fi bout 7yrs at the time...nope mi no change hair dresser..go pon vacation...and mi a contemplate wah mi fi do wid mi hair fi go out di weekend..lawd dat time mi did a wear mi hair short layered...dem doan know a blasted ting but fi blow dry u blasted hair especially if ie short..figet it..how about i got outta there went home and wash mi hair an put it inn one bun...mi look like a dyam mushroom..hot freaking mess !!...and mi si dem do nice wid longer hair..but neva again

mi waan go a dead end beach when mi go back a yaad..mi need fi experience ie

Sorry I'm late but this made cracked me up. I also go to DR and always leave with a mushroom. I have to go home and wrap my hair and pray it settles down.

I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Question......

My friend sister going for her K-1 medical this week (I think her interview is March 11th)...she wants to know if they will do a full STRIP down physical?

[SupportOAFJF 0]

LAwny, English oonuh mad...ahahah

Clairey..tank u..when u want har..mi ready now !!

Edited February 25, 2008 by kimmykashi

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

Lawd ave merci....ENGLISH u have mi ovah yah a dead..girl we ave fi find time and link up. Mi work near Dupont Circle, mi no know if u know dat deh area yet, but my girl...a pure a dat deh dung yah...

English mi seh di man pretty so mi caan stap look pon im...what a ting deh pon mi dis Monday mawnin...I think im get frighten when im find out seh mi a yardie...but mi wouda nevah know seh im a swing so. Woieeeeeeeee what a stress pon mi dis mawnin...im fly if last night fram yard...mi caan wait fi mi co-worker tell mi how dem meet and I'm sure he will

di man mussi fraid yuh a guh bun him out lol

[SupportOAFJF 0]

English by di way..mine u drop di pickney

[Forever Young 1]

**********MONDAY CHUCKLE*********

Good Mawning my Wonderful Yardie Fam,

I sorry I haven't posted my chuckle in a while! Yuh knoa deh song dat seh "Head GONE!!!" well that's me right now!! I feel like a blinking chicken wid deh head chop off!! Jussa run round ah put hout fiya! Cyan't wait til dissa sittin DONE!

Kimkim, my Sweets...I am SO dyam sorry that what should be a joyous time is bringing you nothing but misery! Yuh ave any YARD Peppermint tea!? I don't like tuh hear dat yuh not keeping nothing down! KEEP YOUR HEAD UP...Memba seh WE love yuh!!

Jengy, tek yuh time han git bettah! As Ken wouldda seh..."Yuh need a Sea Bath! " Being that dat is NOT an option right now...KEEP HYDRATED!!! Flush hit out and if it git really bad...DON'T PLAY...GO TO THE DOCTOR!! The strain this season is REALLY BAD!!! Don't forget...as much as you try...YOU ARE NOT SUPERWOMAN!!! You are made of Flesh & blood and your Babies need you...WELL!!! Everything and EVERYBODY haffi put pon PAUSE Right now til yuh well agen!!

To the rest of my Fam...hope ya'll are doing well and know seh mi love yuh!

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DIGGIN' HUP DEH GARDEN!

An very old man lived alone in St. Mary, Jamaica. Very broke at the

time, he wanted to plough his field to plant potatoes, but it was very

hard work, and he was unable to do it alone. His only son, who would

have helped him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.

Shortly, he received this reply, "Papa, beg yu nuh dig up the garden,

that's where I bury di GUNS!" At 4 a.m. the next morning police and

soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what

happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now

plant yu potatoes, Papa. Is the best me coulda do fi yu at this time."

Edited February 25, 2008 by Deyoungting

[Forever Young 1]

English by di way..mine u drop di pickney

I love your Meez...English..she's cute! But fuh real tap fling em hup suh! Em might puke pon yuh!

[shrewdgal 0]

Hey guys. Good morning

I cant type much now because I am at work, but I need some information on how I might go about getting a divorce. Anyone know?

He is still there and we havent even had NOA2..and we have been married 8 months tomorrow.

Thanks ladies.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Hey guys. Good morning

I cant type much now because I am at work, but I need some information on how I might go about getting a divorce. Anyone know?

He is still there and we havent even had NOA2..and we have been married 8 months tomorrow.

Thanks ladies.

u want a divorce cause it's been 8mths ?

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Hey guys. Good morning

I cant type much now because I am at work, but I need some information on how I might go about getting a divorce. Anyone know?

He is still there and we havent even had NOA2..and we have been married 8 months tomorrow.

Thanks ladies.

Shrew, baby girl, what's going on?

[Shemmy 4]

Hey guys. Good morning

I cant type much now because I am at work, but I need some information on how I might go about getting a divorce. Anyone know?

He is still there and we havent even had NOA2..and we have been married 8 months tomorrow.

Thanks ladies.

u want a divorce cause it's been 8mths ?

Kimmy - love Kimora's picture. I hope you feel better soon.

[Tonya 0]

Eve'nin ladies.....ever have one of those days when you just don't feel like doing anything? Hope ya'll had a good night.

Gurl..that was my whole weekend!! I finally jumped up this morning and got to work!! So my house is clean...FOR A DAY!!!! Whatever!

The closer my interview date gets...the more crazy I feel...almost paralyzed in a way! Like when I think about the Interview I just want to THROW-UP!!! Unfortunately it is not having the desired outcome...I just end up stuffing more in my mouth!...

'This too shall pass!' day

Bless,

Gill

Gill, I am the same way......As soon as I found out the interview date......I got sick to my stomach.....My nerves are wrecking my digestive system......Just so many things to do before April 15th........The 14yo son keeps his room a disaster area......I have a tremendous job on my hands preparing him for Andrew........This disorder will drive Andrew crazy.......

Peace & Love,

Tonya

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Hey guys. Good morning

I cant type much now because I am at work, but I need some information on how I might go about getting a divorce. Anyone know?

He is still there and we havent even had NOA2..and we have been married 8 months tomorrow.

Thanks ladies.

u want a divorce cause it's been 8mths ?

Kimmy - love Kimora's picture. I hope you feel better soon.

Thanks..i pray so too...weh everybody deh tideh ?

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Hey guys. Good morning

I cant type much now because I am at work, but I need some information on how I might go about getting a divorce. Anyone know?

He is still there and we havent even had NOA2..and we have been married 8 months tomorrow.

Thanks ladies.

u want a divorce cause it's been 8mths ?

Kimmy - love Kimora's picture. I hope you feel better soon.

Thanks..i pray so too...weh everybody deh tideh ?

SI MI YAH........SI MI YAH...Mi deyah work, but mi sneak in yah fram time to time...lang as mi CRASeye bass naw bada mi.