Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[Jengles 0]

I love the location of Jamaica Grande and their ackee and saltfish, I told one of my co-workers about RIU, yesterday, he wants to go in May. If RIU was in town, I would be all set.

Glad your cousin was able to log on and see that we had her back. I am a little confused about one thing, her house is in Montego Bay or Ochi?? I thought the drama happened in Mo Bay, but I see she's staying in Ochi. I so want to be there right now. that is where mr jengles is.

Hey my girl...mawnin

My cousin had her house built last year in Coral Gardens Montego Bay. It's a beautiful area. The community is set on a hill and you can see a lot of the northcoast water. It's breathtaking. She went to Ochi to get away from the madness yesterday and she didn't want to stay with family so that's why she checked into a hotel. I stayed 10 days at the RIU and I loved it...was a little bored, but we made it fun. I even got on stage and showed the EUROPEANS how to DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT and how to do the DUTTY WHINE...that was after 3 glasses of HYPNOTICA..(don't ask me what the heck they put in that drink and a hit of a drink call HOUSEWIFE....

I want to go to the one in Negril in April...have to see how the FUNDS are. I love their customer service and the rooms are beautiful. Tell you co-worker to go, will not be disappointed. One more thing, you will never go HUNGRY there or run out of food...FOOD and LIQUOR 24/7

Morning!!! YES the RIU is NICE!!!!!! I've been to the one, well there's two in Negril three times, other than not having enough irons it was wonderful! Lots of Europeans for true and for the life of me I cannot understand why the DJ in the clubs on the resort won't play Jamacian music Still nice. I'm hoping to take the kids this summer if- when eveything comes out ok with my husbands 10 year and that stupid x of mine signs the passports so that my children can travel with me. You won't be dissappointed

Never been to a big hotel in Negril..

[SupportOAFJF 0]

ahahaha...JENGS..mi memba di song...woiieeeee....mi a ded....I bet she neva only wan run she did wan fly....blasted ediat

Den ..we affi get tru dis EX and PASSPORT again..u can get u pickney dem passport....

[Forever Young 1]

TOTALLY off topic...my brains are fried now.......I have a question.

For those of you who CREAM/PERM/RELAXER unu head...how long do you wait before getting a touch-up.

about 6 weeks..

I used to be able to go almost 6 months...now I'm down to every 3 months! Lawd, it need hit rightya now! I was think if I should do it before I go down or after! Because seriously, when I get it permed I look like a wet dog for a month (SOOOO FLAT)before it gets some body back! Plus, I sweat...so I am not even THINKING about trying to wear it straight for the interview!

Lawd WHY is OUR hair such a trial!!!?

Bless,

Gill

Edited February 21, 2008 by Deyoungting

[dancehallquana 5]

"Indian" this is the one term in J.A. that cracks me up. Go to downtown ochi and say Indian and at least 10 dudes turn around.

Girl,

That is so true...so, so, true. I can think of at least 9 guys in Duncans they call INDIAN.

Before I met mi RG, I met this guy, dey call him "indian" at the resort (Sunset) him wa fi tru a pretty pretty boy. Long pretty hair, sexy yella boy LOL I thought of him when you described your cousin's ex, but this guy had to be in his early 20's, I hope he don't have 9 kids already!!

Him wa a gigolo though.. telling me how he can show me a good time my first trip to JA, the boy was CUTE, good ting mi show self control MOST of the time LOL and dude was just not sincere at all anyway, but still CUTE..

Most of us at the Sunset all went to Margaritaville the first night and low and behold later that night mi "Indian" ie going home wit annoda guest from di resort, He was embarrassed I guess and him sey, "Sorry baby, mi look fa ya and ya wa busy dancing" I was talking to mi RG outside and sey "Nah worry baby, everyting criss!!"

Tanks ta di Lord fa mek dat gigilo indian give me pass, and mek weh fa mi RG!!! LOL

Him just would have been mi weekend fling

dwllllllllllllll

LMAO.. I tell ya dat indian wa working di resort gyal, him sey he was a dancer so dey let him have pass into the resort to do entertainment and stuff, mi hear dey took his pass and he wa trying to git mi coworker friend (the one he had left wit) ta git him a day pass.. him try to rack up on di gifts dem too!! ask her fa a mp3 player LOL

Hmmm, di bwoy wa ie dancer?!? Ya right Jengles, probably woulda been a nice weekend fling fi tru!!

[brownnskinn 0]

ahahaha...JENGS..mi memba di song...woiieeeee....mi a ded....I bet she neva only wan run she did wan fly....blasted ediat

Den ..we affi get tru dis EX and PASSPORT again..u can get u pickney dem passport....

Gurl.....He call his sef punishing me I can get it for my daughter...she just turn 14. I need his permission/ signature for the other two who are much younger His parents are planning on taking them on a cruise in Dec. all ready paid for....I'd like to see him not sign for the passports now...dumb rass!!

[SupportOAFJF 0]

TOTALLY off topic...my brains are fried now.......I have a question.

For those of you who CREAM/PERM/RELAXER unu head...how long do you wait before getting a touch-up.

about 6 weeks..

I used to be able to go almost 6 months...now I'm down to every 3 months! Lawd, it need hit rightya now! I was think if I should do it before I go down or after! Because seriously, when I get it permed I look like a wet dog for a month (SOOOO FLAT)before it gets some body back! Plus, I sweat...so I am not even THINKING about trying to wear it straight for the interview!

Lawd WHY is OUR hair such a trial!!!?

Bless,

Gill

Mi a tell yuh..more time mi just cyan bodda tuh baxide....ponytail and mi gone until mi dainty sistah seh "how yuh look suh"..ahahahah den mi affi get up to di time...well wid mi hair at least ...ahahaha

ahahaha...JENGS..mi memba di song...woiieeeee....mi a ded....I bet she neva only wan run she did wan fly....blasted ediat

Den ..we affi get tru dis EX and PASSPORT again..u can get u pickney dem passport....

Gurl.....He call his sef punishing me I can get it for my daughter...she just turn 14. I need his permission/ signature for the other two who are much younger His parents are planning on taking them on a cruise in Dec. all ready paid for....I'd like to see him not sign for the passports now...dumb rass!!

hahahaaa...bwoy mi woulda get my pickney dem passport yuh know...fly high ar fly low...dem live wid mi and cause him a bi selfish....kissteet...MEN

[brownnskinn 0]

hahahaaa...bwoy mi woulda get my pickney dem passport yuh know...fly high ar fly low...dem live wid mi and cause him a bi selfish....kissteet...MEN

Yep..so sad when the children have to suffer. He keep a lot of ####### when I leave them. But won't dare help mi so that I can tek them with me. All #### gone hit the fan if they don't have passports come Dec. I can't wait I called this morning asking when he could met, he seh he haf ti call mi back That' he's been saying for the past year and never calls back. His mother asked me the other day about when i was going to get them. I seh when ever your son decides to come with.

[brownnskinn 0]

Lawd WHY is OUR hair such a trial!!!?

Bless,

Gill

I live by micros I really need to do sumting different tho:wacko:

[Yaads 0]

Good Morning Feels like it is Wednesday but it is Thursday I need a weekend bad.

Lawd WHY is OUR hair such a trial!!!?

Bless,

Gill

I live by micros I really need to do sumting different tho:wacko:

I would love to have hair that I could actually do something with. My hair is thin, fine and frizzy and I hate it!!! All I can do is wear it up and in a bun. Even a ponytail looks a mess with it all crazy and frizzy. I would get my hair done in twists or corn rows in JA and loved it. Unfortunately to get it done here is mad expensive plus I get way to many looks.

Edited February 21, 2008 by Yardiewife

[SweetSugahDumplin 0]

So pissed right now.....sent off my AOS package on the 1st of Feb, STILL no sign of NOAs or check cashing

Everyone in the Feb filers thread has theirs, some even have biometrics appointment.

I beleive i read somewhere on one of the jan/feb threads someone saying that those who sent theirs USPS seemed to get noas faster than other deliveries? Does ur tracking show they signed for it yet? I would try calling to see if it was received? Hang in there!

[Yaads 0]

So pissed right now.....sent off my AOS package on the 1st of Feb, STILL no sign of NOAs or check cashing

Everyone in the Feb filers thread has theirs, some even have biometrics appointment.

Sorry to hear you haven't heard anything I hope you get some news quick. Could you try calling them?

[Jengles 0]

TOTALLY off topic...my brains are fried now.......I have a question.

For those of you who CREAM/PERM/RELAXER unu head...how long do you wait before getting a touch-up.

about 6 weeks..

I used to be able to go almost 6 months...now I'm down to every 3 months! Lawd, it need hit rightya now! I was think if I should do it before I go down or after! Because seriously, when I get it permed I look like a wet dog for a month (SOOOO FLAT)before it gets some body back! Plus, I sweat...so I am not even THINKING about trying to wear it straight for the interview!

Lawd WHY is OUR hair such a trial!!!?

Bless,

Gill

sounds like mi, what stregnth are u using. careful, cause we tend to get our hair overprocessed.

[Forever Young 1]

hahahaaa...bwoy mi woulda get my pickney dem passport yuh know...fly high ar fly low...dem live wid mi and cause him a bi selfish....kissteet...MEN

Yep..so sad when the children have to suffer. He keep a lot of ####### when I leave them. But won't dare help mi so that I can tek them with me. All #### gone hit the fan if they don't have passports come Dec. I can't wait I called this morning asking when he could met, he seh he haf ti call mi back That' he's been saying for the past year and never calls back. His mother asked me the other day about when i was going to get them. I seh when ever your son decides to come with.

Brownie,

It's not a MUST dat yuh HAFFI git his signature yuh knoa! I tried the legit way wid my two boys han dem faddah! But b/c his rass never left the country except when when we went to the Bahamas...he didn't want to give my boys the opportunity either! Dyam eediat crab! Suh...mi call em hask em fuh sign nuff times...afta deh fifth time I filled out that I have attempted to contact Mr. J. and have had no success. I have no idea where he is and just sign the part of their application that stated that!

End of story! I seriously have no patience for foolishness...hit jus bun em cause my boys were going to JA. before him...He is what I call a Jafakecan. Talked ish bout Yardies all deh time...but furst ting outta em mouth was 'Bumba and my wife is Jamaican...' He ALWAYS wanted to go to JA...so that his son's were able to do it TWICE jus bun em!

Na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...I'm lovin' it!!

Gill

[Shemmy 4]

TOTALLY off topic...my brains are fried now.......I have a question.

For those of you who CREAM/PERM/RELAXER unu head...how long do you wait before getting a touch-up.

Mi can't answer that at all...cause right now i'm sporting an afro under the straight hair. but they say 6 weeks, but when i wear it curly i can go two to three months.

I have an afro under braids. My kinky twist been in for two months. I haven't taken them out because I have no idea what to do with my hair...I still struggle with going natural. Damien said he's going to divorce me if I don't take my hair out soon

Hello VJ Family.

[Jengles 0]

"Indian" this is the one term in J.A. that cracks me up. Go to downtown ochi and say Indian and at least 10 dudes turn around.

Girl,

That is so true...so, so, true. I can think of at least 9 guys in Duncans they call INDIAN.

Before I met mi RG, I met this guy, dey call him "indian" at the resort (Sunset) him wa fi tru a pretty pretty boy. Long pretty hair, sexy yella boy LOL I thought of him when you described your cousin's ex, but this guy had to be in his early 20's, I hope he don't have 9 kids already!!

Him wa a gigolo though.. telling me how he can show me a good time my first trip to JA, the boy was CUTE, good ting mi show self control MOST of the time LOL and dude was just not sincere at all anyway, but still CUTE..

Most of us at the Sunset all went to Margaritaville the first night and low and behold later that night mi "Indian" ie going home wit annoda guest from di resort, He was embarrassed I guess and him sey, "Sorry baby, mi look fa ya and ya wa busy dancing" I was talking to mi RG outside and sey "Nah worry baby, everyting criss!!"

Tanks ta di Lord fa mek dat gigilo indian give me pass, and mek weh fa mi RG!!! LOL

Him just would have been mi weekend fling

dwllllllllllllll

LMAO.. I tell ya dat indian wa working di resort gyal, him sey he was a dancer so dey let him have pass into the resort to do entertainment and stuff, mi hear dey took his pass and he wa trying to git mi coworker friend (the one he had left wit) ta git him a day pass.. him try to rack up on di gifts dem too!! ask her fa a mp3 player LOL

Hmmm, di bwoy wa ie dancer?!? Ya right Jengles, probably woulda been a nice weekend fling fi tru!!

but him brite....