Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[Forever Young 1]

Gill,

My cousin is a grown woman...a lot older than me, so you know this was very embrassing for her. She was trying to keep it quiet, but when she returned to the house and the two of them was there it just turned into a disaster. She said if he knife had dropped to the side of the fridge, he would have been stabbed in his belly and she would have been charged with assault, but it just scrape his skin on his hand. My cousins stayed at the house last night and her sons are coming to stay there for the weekend. They're officers in Kingston, so I dear her EX to go back to the house. I'll PM you his real name...Coral Gardens big, but you know how word spread and news spread quick in Jamaica. His nickname is Mr. Mention(need I say more)..some call him Pretty or INDIAN. Tell Ken, yes, men can be so damn foolish, same some women can be just as foolish. Mi naw mek no BUDDY tun mi inna ediat. My poor fiance said my cousin is a good woman. She tried to handle it with some kind of grace, but it's so much one person can take.

My fiance said during the incident at the house yesteray morning she didn't cry once...not once in his presence. He told her if it was some other Jamaican woman, they don't care if the other woman pregnant...dem wouda kick her rass down the flight of stairs in front of the house, run down and kick her some more. Then dem wouda go aftah di man and cut up im clatt.

Gill, check this out...yesterday morning my cousin ex a dash wud pon my fiance, bout im a informer...my fiance tell im fi go suck imself dutty bc'self...see my fiance would him at the club all the time....way before he every met me. Everybody know disyah man. My fiance would see him in Pier 1 or the Ville surrounded by women. Like my cousin said, she knew something was wrong from November last year, but she wanted confirmation. When she came back for the rebel salute, she was kind of suspicious, but she had so much fun she let it pass.

I see my baby in 47 DAYS!!!!!!!!!! Unu might feel the EARTH'QUAKE/RUMBLE I'm so bad.

Dyam shame...but I am so happy she found out now...Cause tuh have DAT albatross around her neck for 2 days, much less 2 years would have been too much to bear! She will find her 'one'. Tell her to keep the faith...he's out there!

Crazy rass a chat bout, em a guh find a nex sponsor! Em need fuh find a CLUE!!! USCIS doan work suh! I am almost PRAYING that he shows up! Is wat dem really tek dis ting fuh!

Frigging leach han vampire dem!

Bless,

Gill

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

"Indian" this is the one term in J.A. that cracks me up. Go to downtown ochi and say Indian and at least 10 dudes turn around.

Girl,

That is so true...so, so, true. I can think of at least 9 guys in Duncans they call INDIAN.

[nannygirl82 0]

trelawney....wow....it's a shame about her house...to spend all that money and time and have this happen....and to go to JA for a nice getaway and vacation and they to see and find all this out....wow my heart goes out to her!!!! hopefully she can salvage some quiet time at the RIU!!!

let he know....there is NO WAY he can get approved on her dime...NONE!!! He can't just pick up another sponser...because they also need to see her sponser paper as well....even is somehow he would get a co-sponser they would still need to see her paperwork as well....and if she has already called and told them what happend and the cancled the appt. then that day and time has already been given out to someone else....

[Jengles 0]

what goes around comes around, or should I say gets kicked out...i hope he moved back in to his tenament yard...u cousin nice, too bad she had to bring his clothes to the police station. i would have thrown bleach pon dem and rub dem inna di dirt.

[nannygirl82 0]

what goes around comes around, or should I say gets kicked out...i hope he moved back in to his tenament yard...u cousin nice, too bad she had to bring his clothes to the police station. i would have thrown bleach pon dem and rub dem inna di dirt.

or a huge bon fire and roasted marshmellows....

[Jengles 0]

what goes around comes around, or should I say gets kicked out...i hope he moved back in to his tenament yard...u cousin nice, too bad she had to bring his clothes to the police station. i would have thrown bleach pon dem and rub dem inna di dirt.

or a huge bon fire and roasted marshmellows....

right can just imagine....just burning each of his pants leg in the front.

[Forever Young 1]

what goes around comes around, or should I say gets kicked out...i hope he moved back in to his tenament yard...u cousin nice, too bad she had to bring his clothes to the police station. i would have thrown bleach pon dem and rub dem inna di dirt.

or a huge bon fire and roasted marshmellows....

right can just imagine....just burning each of his pants leg in the front.

She should have pour bleach by deh crotches area inna each one of em pants!! Like a Scarlett Letter!!!

Edited February 21, 2008 by Deyoungting

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

TOTALLY off topic...my brains are fried now.......I have a question.

For those of you who CREAM/PERM/RELAXER unu head...how long do you wait before getting a touch-up.

[Jengles 0]

what goes around comes around, or should I say gets kicked out...i hope he moved back in to his tenament yard...u cousin nice, too bad she had to bring his clothes to the police station. i would have thrown bleach pon dem and rub dem inna di dirt.

or a huge bon fire and roasted marshmellows....

right can just imagine....just burning each of his pants leg in the front.

She should have pour bleach by deh crotches area inna each one of em pants!! Like a Scarlett Letter!!!

I just got a flash back - remember that song "run gyal run di owna of the man a come"

[dancehallquana 5]

"Indian" this is the one term in J.A. that cracks me up. Go to downtown ochi and say Indian and at least 10 dudes turn around.

Girl,

That is so true...so, so, true. I can think of at least 9 guys in Duncans they call INDIAN.

Before I met mi RG, I met this guy, dey call him "indian" at the resort (Sunset) him wa fi tru a pretty pretty boy. Long pretty hair, sexy yella boy LOL I thought of him when you described your cousin's ex, but this guy had to be in his early 20's, I hope he don't have 9 kids already!!

Him wa a gigolo though.. telling me how he can show me a good time my first trip to JA, the boy was CUTE, good ting mi show self control MOST of the time LOL and dude was just not sincere at all anyway, but still CUTE..

Most of us at the Sunset all went to Margaritaville the first night and low and behold later that night mi "Indian" ie going home wit annoda guest from di resort, He was embarrassed I guess and him sey, "Sorry baby, mi look fa ya and ya wa busy dancing" I was talking to mi RG outside and sey "Nah worry baby, everyting criss!!"

Tanks ta di Lord fa mek dat gigilo indian give me pass, and mek weh fa mi RG!!! LOL

[Jengles 0]

TOTALLY off topic...my brains are fried now.......I have a question.

For those of you who CREAM/PERM/RELAXER unu head...how long do you wait before getting a touch-up.

Mi can't answer that at all...cause right now i'm sporting an afro under the straight hair. but they say 6 weeks, but when i wear it curly i can go two to three months.

[dancehallquana 5]

TOTALLY off topic...my brains are fried now.......I have a question.

For those of you who CREAM/PERM/RELAXER unu head...how long do you wait before getting a touch-up.

about 6 weeks..

[Jengles 0]

"Indian" this is the one term in J.A. that cracks me up. Go to downtown ochi and say Indian and at least 10 dudes turn around.

Girl,

That is so true...so, so, true. I can think of at least 9 guys in Duncans they call INDIAN.

Before I met mi RG, I met this guy, dey call him "indian" at the resort (Sunset) him wa fi tru a pretty pretty boy. Long pretty hair, sexy yella boy LOL I thought of him when you described your cousin's ex, but this guy had to be in his early 20's, I hope he don't have 9 kids already!!

Him wa a gigolo though.. telling me how he can show me a good time my first trip to JA, the boy was CUTE, good ting mi show self control MOST of the time LOL and dude was just not sincere at all anyway, but still CUTE..

Most of us at the Sunset all went to Margaritaville the first night and low and behold later that night mi "Indian" ie going home wit annoda guest from di resort, He was embarrassed I guess and him sey, "Sorry baby, mi look fa ya and ya wa busy dancing" I was talking to mi RG outside and sey "Nah worry baby, everyting criss!!"

Tanks ta di Lord fa mek dat gigilo indian give me pass, and mek weh fa mi RG!!! LOL

Him just would have been mi weekend fling

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

"Indian" this is the one term in J.A. that cracks me up. Go to downtown ochi and say Indian and at least 10 dudes turn around.

Girl,

That is so true...so, so, true. I can think of at least 9 guys in Duncans they call INDIAN.

Before I met mi RG, I met this guy, dey call him "indian" at the resort (Sunset) him wa fi tru a pretty pretty boy. Long pretty hair, sexy yella boy LOL I thought of him when you described your cousin's ex, but this guy had to be in his early 20's, I hope he don't have 9 kids already!!

Him wa a gigolo though.. telling me how he can show me a good time my first trip to JA, the boy was CUTE, good ting mi show self control MOST of the time LOL and dude was just not sincere at all anyway, but still CUTE..

Most of us at the Sunset all went to Margaritaville the first night and low and behold later that night mi "Indian" ie going home wit annoda guest from di resort, He was embarrassed I guess and him sey, "Sorry baby, mi look fa ya and ya wa busy dancing" I was talking to mi RG outside and sey "Nah worry baby, everyting criss!!"

Tanks ta di Lord fa mek dat gigilo indian give me pass, and mek weh fa mi RG!!! LOL

Him just would have been mi weekend fling

dwllllllllllllll

[brownnskinn 0]

I love the location of Jamaica Grande and their ackee and saltfish, I told one of my co-workers about RIU, yesterday, he wants to go in May. If RIU was in town, I would be all set.

Glad your cousin was able to log on and see that we had her back. I am a little confused about one thing, her house is in Montego Bay or Ochi?? I thought the drama happened in Mo Bay, but I see she's staying in Ochi. I so want to be there right now. that is where mr jengles is.

Hey my girl...mawnin

My cousin had her house built last year in Coral Gardens Montego Bay. It's a beautiful area. The community is set on a hill and you can see a lot of the northcoast water. It's breathtaking. She went to Ochi to get away from the madness yesterday and she didn't want to stay with family so that's why she checked into a hotel. I stayed 10 days at the RIU and I loved it...was a little bored, but we made it fun. I even got on stage and showed the EUROPEANS how to DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT and how to do the DUTTY WHINE...that was after 3 glasses of HYPNOTICA..(don't ask me what the heck they put in that drink and a hit of a drink call HOUSEWIFE....

I want to go to the one in Negril in April...have to see how the FUNDS are. I love their customer service and the rooms are beautiful. Tell you co-worker to go, will not be disappointed. One more thing, you will never go HUNGRY there or run out of food...FOOD and LIQUOR 24/7

Morning!!! YES the RIU is NICE!!!!!! I've been to the one, well there's two in Negril three times, other than not having enough irons it was wonderful! Lots of Europeans for true and for the life of me I cannot understand why the DJ in the clubs on the resort won't play Jamacian music Still nice. I'm hoping to take the kids this summer if- when eveything comes out ok with my husbands 10 year and that stupid x of mine signs the passports so that my children can travel with me. You won't be dissappointed