Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[Marie876 0]

mi have a camry..LOVE IT...trunk...HUGE...leg room...Massive....gas ....GREAT.....no complaints at al...love anything Toyota makes ..

I miss my Camry Damien totalled it last year. Great car.

Andre said no small Toyota's for us. And no white cars. He kind of burnt out cause of all of them in JA.

LOL! So true about the white cars JG

[*JG* 2]

ok..how about I haven't been to work since Thursday....I just refuse to go be uncomfortable at a desk..mi radda tan a mi yaad..mi a go call mi doc today fi a note from work...I can't ..eveytime mi TInk mi feel betta here we go again..a mi decide now seh mi nah go tek every pill inna di book...

Hi ladies! Hope all is well on your ends

JAE - I saw this on my yahoo homepage and thought of you.

Best Cars For City Dwellers

Not sure if you live in an urban area but its a nice article still lol

Hey Marie..how u doing....how was/is Jamaica ?

I wish I knew lol. I'm trying to go down during spring break but I might use that time to work on grad school applications. But I'll most likely go summer. Sumfest and ATI cant miss me When's the next time u going? Gotta get that trip in before the little one comes

Marie..forgive..I swore u were in JA enjoying the sun...wait or is it that I wish I was there ..hope u can make the trip cause I know i'm not..well this year

Doesn't look like it will be in the cards for us this year either, Kimmy. You are not alone.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

mi have a camry..LOVE IT...trunk...HUGE...leg room...Massive....gas ....GREAT.....no complaints at al...love anything Toyota makes ..

I miss my Camry Damien totalled it last year. Great car.

Girl,

.......giving me second thoughts about letting Marcel drive my truck. I might have to give him the minivan to drive...I'm sure he'll love that...betah yet, im can tek di BUS

ahaha...mi worry bout every man dat just come..even mi own....him tell mi ..."u no interested fi me get my license"..ahahaha *under mi breath* dyam u figured it out

Although..him a eye cars him love di minivans..him like typical JA man...can tell him come from town..ahahahaa

LOL! My SO said soon as him come him wan buy one brand new Altezza, which is the JA equivalent of a Lexus IS. He must be crazy!!

ahahahaaaa...mek him tan dere

[Marie876 0]

My husband HATES the look of the PT cruiser

Mawning.

I don't blame him.

Jg: I agree with the others, I know you can't make her but I don't think it's a good idea for her to be alone and she's soo close. Tha

t's a wonderful idea about the sisters coming together. They can get thier healing from one another if you know what I mean.

Jawi: Good luck in court today!!!!

Jawi - See how quickly the court date came! Good luck girl!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

English..where ever those pics were taken I want to be there RIGHT NOW !!...ahahaah

but please forgive me...but u know seh mi a Jamaican...why this girl standing next to the bride inna white TO ? a 2 bride ? double wedding ?

LOL!!

What happened wit this wedding was that I was staying at the Holiday Inn in Montego Bay and mi an mi fass self decide seh mi wah tek pics of a wedding since mi neva have nuh experience.

Suh, mi juss walk up to these people when mi si dem a set up and acks dem if dem mine. Dem neva mine at all, suh mi end up tekking 600 pics!

Funniest thing, dem did book the hotel photographer, and HATED his pics!!

They tried to pay me about 20 times for them, but I refused to accept lol, when I came back to England, they sent me a cheque lol.....

The bride is half Jamaican half Irish, the groom is Irish....

They were so much fun to work with though!!

Love was so apparent in their eyes...They'd met when they were in PRIMARY school!

I thought that surrounding scenery looked familiar to me. And, yes, the hotel photographers I've known there were horrible. Same old stupid pictures all the time. You did a great job, JAE.

Ha....Ha....Kimmy. Irish in the blood does help explain. For real, did you really look at the pictures. They are all red as hell. Could they not have visited a tanning bed or something first. I bet they hurt for a week after that.

Girlllllllllllllllll you got me over here DYING....that reminds me of the couple that got married before my cousin's wedding last year at Half Moon. The wife fell asleep in the day of the wedding in the SUN (drank too much the night before)...I felt so sorry for her. If it wasn't for my mom and aunt's I don't know what she would have done. My mom got some friend of the family to bring some ALOE to the hotel and my mom told the lady's mother to rub it all over her. The lady getting married was from England and she was so PALE...her skin was so white I could see her veins.

Her wedding was before my cousin's so we watched the entire thing...she was in so much pain as she walked. Her dress was beautiful, but with the RED skin and white dress...well, it kind of match (her brides maid wore RED)...I just felt sorry for her. She cried for the entire ceremony (not from happiness) but PAIN.

OMG.....I'm cringing again.

While on wedding stories, I have to tell you about this Canadian couple I met at the Holiday Inn MoBay a few years back. The night before their wedding pretty much the whole resort got drunk with them, so the alcohol was flowing freely. Next day.......When they go to walk down the (planks) to the preacher, the groom has this gigantic red and black spot on his face. They were a little spirited, to put it nicely, and apparently violent drunks. She got mad at him, smacked him upside the head with the phone in the room and then tried to leave the hotel the night before. Somehow every calmed down enough to marry that day.

The guy who was trying to photograph them had a heck of a time trying to avoid that side of his face. Which, in the end, made me crack up cause all the wedding pictures are pretty much from the exact same angle.

I've seeing many funny weddings at resorts in Jamaica. I don't know why people OVERDRINK the night before. I'm telling you...the planks at HOLIDAY in are no joke...what a rass if smadi drap aff....Back in '06, the couple that was getting married, I thought her dress was going to blow off. It was so damn windy I would have cancelled it. It was nice and sunny outside, but it was extremely windy. When her head piece blew off I would have called it quits and moved it inside.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

wi did a do so good..how wi end up wid 3anons..3duppy...cha..oonuh come out man...!! TAm u dere..Yardie u dere ?..ahahaa....I haven't seen Madame in a while...I hope everything is well

[*JG* 2]

mi have a camry..LOVE IT...trunk...HUGE...leg room...Massive....gas ....GREAT.....no complaints at al...love anything Toyota makes ..

I miss my Camry Damien totalled it last year. Great car.

Girl,

.......giving me second thoughts about letting Marcel drive my truck. I might have to give him the minivan to drive...I'm sure he'll love that...betah yet, im can tek di BUS

ahaha...mi worry bout every man dat just come..even mi own....him tell mi ..."u no interested fi me get my license"..ahahaha *under mi breath* dyam u figured it out

Although..him a eye cars him love di minivans..him like typical JA man...can tell him come from town..ahahahaa

LOL! My SO said soon as him come him wan buy one brand new Altezza, which is the JA equivalent of a Lexus IS. He must be crazy!!

It's okay. They all get over that.

Andre's been eyeing cars since he's been driving for a year now. I'm kind of like when we can buy another car, it may not be the one you are drooling all over. One day, he pointed to this 4 different colored car (blue, primer, rust, and some unidentifiable color), and said if it was all mine and paid for, I'd be happy to drive something like that. I said, maybe I have beat saving money into your head just a little too much! No freakin' way he is driving something that butt ugly.

[*JG* 2]

mi have a camry..LOVE IT...trunk...HUGE...leg room...Massive....gas ....GREAT.....no complaints at al...love anything Toyota makes ..

I miss my Camry Damien totalled it last year. Great car.

Girl,

.......giving me second thoughts about letting Marcel drive my truck. I might have to give him the minivan to drive...I'm sure he'll love that...betah yet, im can tek di BUS

ahaha...mi worry bout every man dat just come..even mi own....him tell mi ..."u no interested fi me get my license"..ahahaha *under mi breath* dyam u figured it out

Although..him a eye cars him love di minivans..him like typical JA man...can tell him come from town..ahahahaa

LOL! My SO said soon as him come him wan buy one brand new Altezza, which is the JA equivalent of a Lexus IS. He must be crazy!!

It's okay. They all get over that.

Andre's been eyeing cars since he's been driving for a year now. I'm kind of like when we can buy another car, it may not be the one you are drooling all over. One day, he pointed to this 4 different colored car (blue, primer, rust, and some unidentifiable color), and said if it was all mine and paid for, I'd be happy to drive something like that. I said, maybe I have beat saving money into your head just a little too much! No freakin' way he is driving something that butt ugly.

[Forever Young 1]

Hello everyone, I am quana (dancehallquana)

I been getting alot of good wisdom as well as laughs from VJ over the last couple of months, and just recently decided to join. My prayers are with all of you that have experienced heartache and discouragement this past week and hope that you are all encouraged and strenghened through it all.

I am not yet on a visa journey, but have been enjoying getting to know a special friend that I met in Jamaica Jully 2007. RG will be applying (for the second time around) for his visitor VISA or B2 I think?? I wanted to know if any of your SO had ever applied in the past before filing for their current VISA's. I have heard that it is pretty difficult to get approved. I know that this kind of VISA is not normally discussed here, but if anyone has any insight or experiences they would like to give, I would appreciate it.

Hola Quannie,

WELCOME WELCOME!!! Girl, I have no idea about the visitor visa thing...But like Kimkim said...nothing ventured...nothing gained!!! Don't be a stranger...come back soon!

Hi to the rest of the Fam!! I just got an email from the Embassy....Ken can go pick up the Packet 4 on Thursday!! Suh, mi call mi dyam facety man fuh tell em deh good news...han hit wat em seh!!

"Ow come heverytime yuh a sen 'hemail' his fimi rass haffi guh Town!!! Is when yuh press deh 'send ' key pon yuh keyboard...hit mussi link hup tuh mi batty... cause is really me yuh a send!!" Dyam houtta order!

Mi haffi tell em..."Den mi love, doan boddah fuh guh...han I won't boddah fi come! But jus memba...if I nuh come...yuh nuh.....come!"

Then mi git..."Arighty den suh bright han hearly mi a guh lefhout fi town pon Thursday mawning!"

Bless,

Gill

[SupportOAFJF 0]

My husband HATES the look of the PT cruiser

Mawning.

I don't blame him.

Jg: I agree with the others, I know you can't make her but I don't think it's a good idea for her to be alone and she's soo close. Tha

t's a wonderful idea about the sisters coming together. They can get thier healing from one another if you know what I mean.

Jawi: Good luck in court today!!!!

Jawi - See how quickly the court date came! Good luck girl!

Yeah Jawi....tis the day to get rid of the EX...

[*JG* 2]

Go Jawi......Go Jawi.......Wishing you the very best.

Kimmy....are you at least drinking some nutritional supplements since you can't get solids down? I'm worrying about you.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Hello everyone, I am quana (dancehallquana)

I been getting alot of good wisdom as well as laughs from VJ over the last couple of months, and just recently decided to join. My prayers are with all of you that have experienced heartache and discouragement this past week and hope that you are all encouraged and strenghened through it all.

I am not yet on a visa journey, but have been enjoying getting to know a special friend that I met in Jamaica Jully 2007. RG will be applying (for the second time around) for his visitor VISA or B2 I think?? I wanted to know if any of your SO had ever applied in the past before filing for their current VISA's. I have heard that it is pretty difficult to get approved. I know that this kind of VISA is not normally discussed here, but if anyone has any insight or experiences they would like to give, I would appreciate it.

Hola Quannie,

WELCOME WELCOME!!! Girl, I have no idea about the visitor visa thing...But like Kimkim said...nothing ventured...nothing gained!!! Don't be a stranger...come back soon!

Hi to the rest of the Fam!! I just got an email from the Embassy....Ken can go pick up the Packet 4 on Thursday!! Suh, mi call mi dyam facety man fuh tell em deh good news...han hit wat em seh!!

"Ow come heverytime yuh a sen 'hemail' his fimi rass haffi guh Town!!! Is when yuh press deh 'send ' key pon yuh keyboard...hit mussi link hup tuh mi batty... cause is really me yuh a send!!" Dyam houtta order!

Mi haffi tell em..."Den mi love, doan boddah fuh guh...han I won't boddah fi come! But jus memba...if I nuh come...yuh nuh.....come!"

Then mi git..."Arighty den suh bright han hearly mi a guh lefhout fi town pon Thursday mawning!"

Bless,

Gill

ahhaahaa..a doan know which part fi laugh afta fuss....woooieeee..a cyan laugh..dyam rite doa Gilli....dat fix him bizniz

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

mi have a camry..LOVE IT...trunk...HUGE...leg room...Massive....gas ....GREAT.....no complaints at al...love anything Toyota makes ..

I miss my Camry Damien totalled it last year. Great car.

bwaay...mi husband tell mi already seh anyhow mi crash di truck, don't badda coming home

That's his biggest thing about me driving the truck, he says since I only just learned how to drive, I don't need to be driving it

[Shemmy 4]

mi have a camry..LOVE IT...trunk...HUGE...leg room...Massive....gas ....GREAT.....no complaints at al...love anything Toyota makes ..

I miss my Camry Damien totalled it last year. Great car.

wow..girl...did u total him afta ?...

He was scared to call me. He left home at 5:00 am...the phone rang 5:15 am. He was more worried about me being upset about the car then his injuries.....which weren't any considering the car fliped 3 times .

[Shemmy 4]

ok..how about I haven't been to work since Thursday....I just refuse to go be uncomfortable at a desk..mi radda tan a mi yaad..mi a go call mi doc today fi a note from work...I can't ..eveytime mi TInk mi feel betta here we go again..a mi decide now seh mi nah go tek every pill inna di book...

Hi ladies! Hope all is well on your ends

JAE - I saw this on my yahoo homepage and thought of you.

Best Cars For City Dwellers

Not sure if you live in an urban area but its a nice article still lol

Hey Marie..how u doing....how was/is Jamaica ?

I wish I knew lol. I'm trying to go down during spring break but I might use that time to work on grad school applications. But I'll most likely go summer. Sumfest and ATI cant miss me When's the next time u going? Gotta get that trip in before the little one comes

Hey Marie. Do you know the dates of ATI?