The Say Anything Thread

[Nessa 23]

i love walking around barefoot.

[Nessa 23]

[Bootylicious!! 2]

I do not live in the woods or have a raccoon hat. I don't have to fetch water at the well either. Just because I can't get the good internet and satellite service where I live doesn't mean I'm a mountain woman.

You better watch it Pedro!

are you so far back in the woods you get monday night football on wednesday morning?

No! Pedro is just being hard to get along with this morning. He thinks he's being funny. I've tried to tell him otherwise but it's not working.

so is that why you don't like menudo, no electricity?

I have electricity. We just have a wood stove to supplement our heat for when it gets really cold. He thinks that means I'm way back in the woods and a mountain woman. I'm surprised he hasn't accused me of walking around barefoot. Menudo is just nasty! Javi doesn't even eat that, thank goodness.

barefoot? why is that?

You have to know the old joke. All us women walk around barefoot and pregnant up here in the mountains. He knows I'm not pregnant so he can't say that. He'd just have to throw in the barefoot thing. It seems he's calmed down now. Maybe he just had too much caffeine this morning.

[Nessa 23]

my head!@!! i hate this stupid medicine *(&@#*(&$)^@#$&*$&@#(

[Ban Hammer 13,469]

I do not live in the woods or have a raccoon hat. I don't have to fetch water at the well either. Just because I can't get the good internet and satellite service where I live doesn't mean I'm a mountain woman.

You better watch it Pedro!

are you so far back in the woods you get monday night football on wednesday morning?

No! Pedro is just being hard to get along with this morning. He thinks he's being funny. I've tried to tell him otherwise but it's not working.

so is that why you don't like menudo, no electricity?

I have electricity. We just have a wood stove to supplement our heat for when it gets really cold. He thinks that means I'm way back in the woods and a mountain woman. I'm surprised he hasn't accused me of walking around barefoot. Menudo is just nasty! Javi doesn't even eat that, thank goodness.

barefoot? why is that?

You have to know the old joke. All us women walk around barefoot and pregnant up here in the mountains. He knows I'm not pregnant so he can't say that. He'd just have to throw in the barefoot thing. It seems he's calmed down now. Maybe he just had too much caffeine this morning.

or maybe he's had plenty of caffeine and he's just getting started

pedroh told me everything where you live is either uphill or downhill. is that true?

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Here's some good mountain talk for you. I reckon so since I live in them thar Appalachian (App-a-la-chian not App-a-lay-chian) mountains. Ya'll ought to come on by and see us sometime. We treat you right up here.

[Ban Hammer 13,469]

Here's some good mountain talk for you. I reckon so since I live in them thar Appalachian (App-a-la-chian not App-a-lay-chian) mountains. Ya'll ought to come on by and see us sometime. We treat you right up here.

you won't shoot at us thinking we're tax collectors?

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Here's some good mountain talk for you. I reckon so since I live in them thar Appalachian (App-a-la-chian not App-a-lay-chian) mountains. Ya'll ought to come on by and see us sometime. We treat you right up here.

you won't shoot at us thinking we're tax collectors?

No, I don't have a gun. I can't vouch for some of the good old boys though. They might.

[Nessa 23]

come on day go faster..

[Ban Hammer 13,469]

Here's some good mountain talk for you. I reckon so since I live in them thar Appalachian (App-a-la-chian not App-a-lay-chian) mountains. Ya'll ought to come on by and see us sometime. We treat you right up here.

you won't shoot at us thinking we're tax collectors?

No, I don't have a gun. I can't vouch for some of the good old boys though. They might.

so which dirt road are we supposed to turn off and how many junked cars in how many yards should we count before we get there?

[Nessa 23]

it's snowing yay!!

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Here's some good mountain talk for you. I reckon so since I live in them thar Appalachian (App-a-la-chian not App-a-lay-chian) mountains. Ya'll ought to come on by and see us sometime. We treat you right up here.

you won't shoot at us thinking we're tax collectors?

No, I don't have a gun. I can't vouch for some of the good old boys though. They might.

so which dirt road are we supposed to turn off and how many junked cars in how many yards should we count before we get there?

Well it's paved for about 30 yards then it turns to gravel. There aren't any junked cars but there is a crappy old trailer my uncle uses to sell Christmas trees. Of course, if you went to my uncle's house, it's disgusting. I'm so glad he built it where no one can see it. He's the "good old boy" of the bunch. The rest of us are pretty civilized. It's all family so someone might stop you and want to know what the he!! you're doing there. And don't go fast up the driveway because that causes a big old stink. You might get shot at for that.

[Nessa 23]

snow!!

[LoriLawless 0]

I want snow

[Nessa 23]

woohoo snow!!