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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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thanks nessa! in a better mood today?

I guess I've been PMSing badly.

no way!

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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Nessa Grand Master

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thanks nessa! in a better mood today?

I guess I've been PMSing badly.

no way!

:bonk:



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Nessa Grand Master

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Howdy folks! The whole giving Javi a list of chores to do every morning is so hilarious. I had to go out of town last night and I told him before I left yesterday morning, the dishwasher needs emptied. Well it still needs emptied and the sink is full of dishes. :angry:

as a punishment he should sleep on the couch and not touch your bootylicious self for a week!



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* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

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*02/19/08: AOS approved
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*03/03/10: LOC approved
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*12/29/10: NOA date
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Howdy folks! The whole giving Javi a list of chores to do every morning is so hilarious. I had to go out of town last night and I told him before I left yesterday morning, the dishwasher needs emptied. Well it still needs emptied and the sink is full of dishes. :angry:

as a punishment he should sleep on the couch and not touch your bootylicious self for a week!

I'll have to tell him that. I think that's a good punishment too. Oh wait!, maybe it's not. Is that punishing him or me?!?!?

Just couldn't stay my @ss away!

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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brother javi is indeed right thinking...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Howdy folks! The whole giving Javi a list of chores to do every morning is so hilarious. I had to go out of town last night and I told him before I left yesterday morning, the dishwasher needs emptied. Well it still needs emptied and the sink is full of dishes. :angry:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I used to be like that. But now as I am approaching the end of year 3... I do as I'm told.

Where are my balls you ask? Locked up in our safe deposit box to which only she has the key :(

good boy :thumbs:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Amby Grand Master

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I used to be like that. But now as I am approaching the end of year 3... I do as I'm told.

Where are my balls you ask? Locked up in our safe deposit box to which only she has the key :(

good boy :thumbs:

that's right troll...gooooood boy. you can have a treat. :P

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I used to be like that. But now as I am approaching the end of year 3... I do as I'm told.

Where are my balls you ask? Locked up in our safe deposit box to which only she has the key :(

good boy :thumbs:

that's right troll...gooooood boy. you can have a treat. :P

yup a treat :thumbs:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Amby Grand Master

Amby   490

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I used to be like that. But now as I am approaching the end of year 3... I do as I'm told.

Where are my balls you ask? Locked up in our safe deposit box to which only she has the key :(

good boy :thumbs:

that's right troll...gooooood boy. you can have a treat. :P

yup a treat :thumbs:

a "cookie"

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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I used to be like that. But now as I am approaching the end of year 3... I do as I'm told.

Where are my balls you ask? Locked up in our safe deposit box to which only she has the key :(

you PW #######

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

 
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