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well i offered to help cuz we're having this event Saturday, but then I regreted (is that a word? ) it and I said tomorrow I'll wear jeans and tennis shoes and I can help more. Also I offered to work Saturday at the event. I guess hubby will have to do housework Saturday for me :whistle:

oh housework fascinates me. i can watch it for hours :thumbs:

i know u can babe. u're the best!

can i tie nietzche to a broom stick and use him as a dust mop? :D

sure. If I can tie Quitt to a stick and use to clean the toilet. :thumbs:

oh feel free, i'll videotape it for youtube :lol:

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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I'm in my hating people mood again. Today it's old people. Why do people continually ask for things that aren't on the menu. Like we're going to have them especially for them. I'm a psychic

then why don't you have that stuff on the menu? what kinda business are you running there? what's the deal anyways?

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do you sell gyros?

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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and fresh tsatsiki pliz

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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Amber you should have printed on the menu ''we don not serve things that aren't on the menu, you old sick fuc*ers'' :lol:



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do you sell mango lassi?

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That didn't really help like I thought it would.

It is good that you're expressing your anger. You need to relax, though. Tonight I want you to try having some naked fun. Do whatever you want to do, but do it naked.



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do you sell pig snout sandwiches on white bread with bbq sauce...

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ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That didn't really help like I thought it would.

try farting. i feel so much better after i rip a good one. :thumbs:

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do you sell liver mush sandwiches?

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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