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people are so strange. like this lady that sits here and knits and asks for cups of hot water a few days a week. who sips on just plain hot water?

My mom drinks hot water with lemon all the time... any lemons floating around there?

يَايُّهَا الَّذِينَ ءامَنُوا اسْتَعِينُوا بِالصَّبْرِ وَالصَّلَوةِ اِنَّ اللَّهَ مَعَ الصَّبِرِينَ

“O you who believe! seek assistance through patience and prayer; surely Allah is with the patient. (Al-Baqarah 2:153 )”

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Amby Grand Master

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people are so strange. like this lady that sits here and knits and asks for cups of hot water a few days a week. who sips on just plain hot water?

My mom drinks hot water with lemon all the time... any lemons floating around there?

no lemon just plain hot water and she's drinking it with a straw

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people are so strange. like this lady that sits here and knits and asks for cups of hot water a few days a week. who sips on just plain hot water?

My mom drinks hot water with lemon all the time... any lemons floating around there?

no lemon just plain hot water and she's drinking it with a straw

lol now thats funny.



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I'm going to try to sneak and take a photo with my phone :lol:

lmao :lol:



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and that is how boring my day is :lol:

:lol:

That is one weird lady

يَايُّهَا الَّذِينَ ءامَنُوا اسْتَعِينُوا بِالصَّبْرِ وَالصَّلَوةِ اِنَّ اللَّهَ مَعَ الصَّبِرِينَ

“O you who believe! seek assistance through patience and prayer; surely Allah is with the patient. (Al-Baqarah 2:153 )”

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just ask her to take her pic

say that she is such a pretty lady and you collect pics of pretty ladies :lol:



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nessa I'm sure that won't fly. I need to be more creative than that. you know what else drives me nuts...she always hands me her trash like there isn't a trash can right in front of her

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big

YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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Amby Grand Master

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:lol: just read this in the local paper and thought it was funny...

The wife of Evansville native and former Yankee great Don Mattingly was arrested over the weekend for public intoxication and disorderly conduct.

According to a Vanderburgh County Sheriff's Office affidavit, 45-year-old Kim Mattingly was arrested Saturday after deputies were called to their Darmstadt Road home for a family dispute.

Court records revealed the couple filed for divorce last November, and Don Mattingly said last month he was going to move from Los Dodger's hitting coach to special assignment due to family reasons.

Kim Mattingly was released from jail on a $50-dollar bond.

she got out on $50 bond? lol

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I just made one of those Meez avatars. It wouldn't let me make myself look like I weigh more than 110 pounds which, regrettably, I certainly do. And also it looks like I shot myself in the face with the makeup gun. Ah well... a nice relaxing stress reliever.

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Holy ####! Look how it saved! ROFL muahahahaha does anyone even see the cat

*Alexandra*

(I did it)

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I just made one of those Meez avatars. It wouldn't let me make myself look like I weigh more than 110 pounds which, regrettably, I certainly do. And also it looks like I shot myself in the face with the makeup gun. Ah well... a nice relaxing stress reliever.

4229459_bodyshot_300x400.gif

Holy ####! Look how it saved! ROFL muahahahaha does anyone even see the cat

you weigh 110 lbs and think you need to lose weight? how tall, or better, how short are u?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,508

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I just made one of those Meez avatars. It wouldn't let me make myself look like I weigh more than 110 pounds which, regrettably, I certainly do. And also it looks like I shot myself in the face with the makeup gun. Ah well... a nice relaxing stress reliever.

4229459_bodyshot_300x400.gif

Holy ####! Look how it saved! ROFL muahahahaha does anyone even see the cat

what are you doing with your thumb? :huh:

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