The Say Anything Thread

[Amby 490]

I think there's a childrens book called something like we all poop

[Nessa 23]

Yay! I'm a platinum member now! I've been purposely avoiding work for this reason

congratulations!! now u can change the saying under your name.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

pooping is part of life. It's like sex. I understand some people have problems talking about it. I don't. Let the pooping talk continue!!

I don't really mind the poopy talk so much as the visuals it induces.... *shuders* I really don't want to think of Troll taking a dump... or Charles for that matter

Yay! I'm a platinum member now! I've been purposely avoiding work for this reason

i do have to wonder when arjit is gonna put that back on the calendar.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

i've been diarrheal

[Nessa 23]

i've been diarrheal

i can't believe you spelled that right.

[isleta521 5]

i've been diarrheal

bet that cuts down on splash

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

i've been diarrheal

i can't believe you spelled that right.

i dont worry about spelling. i type however i want and let firefox tell me whats wrong.

[Marilyn. 340]

I think there's a childrens book called something like we all poop

We are told about big poop and little poop, animals that poop while moving and animals that poop from a stationary position, why and where people poop--in short, we get the scoop on poop. The pictures, far from Gomi's best work, leave nothing to the imagination either. In case the message hasn't sunk in, the final spread presents a chorus line of creatures, backsides forward, each producing poop. Call it what you will, by euphemism or by expletive, poop by any name seems an unsuitable picture book subject--a view not helped by this artless presentation.

http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Bo...1827&sr=8-1

In this Japanese import, readers are informed on page one that "an elephant makes a big poop, a mouse makes a tiny poop." Later on, they are told that it comes in different shapes, colors, and smells, and that, depending on who is doing it, it is done in different places. The summarizing statement is that "all living things eat, so everyone poops." However, there is never any explanation offered as to why. Overall, the text is merely a series of rather dull pictures of back ends of people on toilets and animals, with captions identifying them and occasionally posing questions such as "What does a whale's poop look like?" (No answer is provided.) There is even a little joke: "A one hump camel makes a one hump poop. And a two hump camel makes a two hump poop. Just kidding." I wish I were.

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Edited February 4, 2008 by MarilynP

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

i've been diarrheal

bet that cuts down on splash

a bad case of splatterazz goes everywhere.

[Amby 490]

thanks marilyn those books are really funny

[Amby 490]

people are so strange. like this lady that sits here and knits and asks for cups of hot water a few days a week. who sips on just plain hot water?

[isleta521 5]

i've been diarrheal

bet that cuts down on splash

a bad case of splatterazz goes everywhere.

hence, more paper or napkins must be used.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

i hear drinking hot water is a good way to detox

[Nessa 23]

people are so strange. like this lady that sits here and knits and asks for cups of hot water a few days a week. who sips on just plain hot water?

maybe she put some medicine or ecstasy in her water without your knowledge and she was getting high on it

[Amby 490]

people are so strange. like this lady that sits here and knits and asks for cups of hot water a few days a week. who sips on just plain hot water?

maybe she put some medicine or ecstasy in her water without your knowledge and she was getting high on it

she looks about 80 I wonder if she's doing x