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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

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I forgot about the flobee :lol:

Im balder than a hairless mole rat so the flobee is out of the question. But my four horse power buffer is AWSOME! :lol:

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I think my hubby is going to ban me from all VJ forums but this one. I'm getting to wound up with people griping all the time about USCIS taking so much time. We waited 4 months for a NOA1 and the separation is killing me; but I'm so sick of people just assuming that public servants aren't doing anything. People forget that the fee increase slowed things down for all of us. It's just disheartening to see 40090839483 new threads everyday about how USCIS sucks and Public Servants don't care. Plenty of us do!

I'm civil service and I will say without hesitation that VSC sucks. I will also make the assumption that there are at least 3 lazy asses there with crates of June and July petitions sitting under their desks.

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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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old people are messier than little kids when they eat. I guess they can't see the mess they're making

Yeah they get that drewl thing workin and is kinda nasty.

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

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Nessa Grand Master

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old people are messier than little kids when they eat. I guess they can't see the mess they're making

Yeah they get that drewl thing workin and is kinda nasty.

I used to be mad at my grandmother cuz I had to re-wash the dishes all over again cuz she wouldn't wash them clean. But one day as I was talking to a co-worker she had the same complain about her mother, but she didn't blame her, she knew her mother didn't wash it clean cuz she had bad eyes and she didn't see the dirt, not because she was lazy or something.

So as my grandmother visited me and insisted to wash the dishes I'd have to say no, cuz I hate grabbing a plate or a cup from the cabinet and seeing rests of food, drives me insane



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* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

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*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
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Neil's mom isn't blind but she's really drunk 99.999999999% of the time and she doesn't rinse the soap off the dishes! One time Neil was choking and I saved him (true I really did) and his mom ran in with a glass of water and it was full of soap suds :lol: She didn't understand how it happened

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Nessa Grand Master

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Neil's mom isn't blind but she's really drunk 99.999999999% of the time and she doesn't rinse the soap off the dishes! One time Neil was choking and I saved him (true I really did) and his mom ran in with a glass of water and it was full of soap suds :lol: She didn't understand how it happened

:lol: that's funny, and kinda sad at the same time



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

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Neil's mom isn't blind but she's really drunk 99.999999999% of the time and she doesn't rinse the soap off the dishes! One time Neil was choking and I saved him (true I really did) and his mom ran in with a glass of water and it was full of soap suds :lol: She didn't understand how it happened

Thank god you were there! Neil wouldve been blowin bubbles for a week.

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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btw she still doesn't rinse the soap off the dishes :lol: she is so lame. is it bad that part of me wants her to die so we can sell our house in England? she lives there rent free

Ummmm.... I'm gonna go with "yes"..... :)

*Alexandra*

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Amby Grand Master

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btw she still doesn't rinse the soap off the dishes :lol: she is so lame. is it bad that part of me wants her to die so we can sell our house in England? she lives there rent free

Ummmm.... I'm gonna go with "yes"..... :)

I know it's bad but it's not fair when she is perfectly capable of working but she is too drunk all the time to work!

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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btw she still doesn't rinse the soap off the dishes :lol: she is so lame. is it bad that part of me wants her to die so we can sell our house in England? she lives there rent free

Ummmm.... I'm gonna go with "yes"..... :)

I know it's bad but it's not fair when she is perfectly capable of working but she is too drunk all the time to work!

Very normal Amber.

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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btw she still doesn't rinse the soap off the dishes :lol: she is so lame. is it bad that part of me wants her to die so we can sell our house in England? she lives there rent free

Ummmm.... I'm gonna go with "yes"..... :)

I know it's bad but it's not fair when she is perfectly capable of working but she is too drunk all the time to work!

Yeah I can definitely see why you'd be pizzed at her though.

*Alexandra*

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