Letter to President Bush

[GaryC 7]

Dear President Bush,

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the US into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know that you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vincente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch for free.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn the local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the US flag from my house roof top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would like a nice job without paying taxes, and don't enforce any labor or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the US from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your help.

Sincerely,

GaryC

Edited April 17, 2006 by GaryC

[MichelleandCraig 1]

This was posted a day or so ago Gary... Just thought I'd let ya know... M.

[GaryC 7]

Oh well, I got it in a email. Can't read all the threads! Thought it was funny anyway!

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

I love it. bump bump

[Rocio 0]

"I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the US from Mexico"........

Not all dear friends, some of us come in this country the legal way, speak the language, learn and respect the rules and laws, have education and a lot to offer not just to take, after all some of us come to this country following the one we love not because we didnt have a good life in our own country

have a great day

Edited April 17, 2006 by Rocio

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

"I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the US from Mexico"........

Not all dear friends, some of us come in this country the legal way, speak the language, learn and respect the rules and laws, have education and a lot to offer not just to take, after all some of us come to this country following the one we love not because we didnt have a good life in our own country

have a great day

Thank you for choosing the high road.

[GaryC 7]

"I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the US from Mexico"........

Not all dear friends, some of us come in this country the legal way, speak the language, learn and respect the rules and laws, have education and a lot to offer not just to take, after all some of us come to this country following the one we love not because we didnt have a good life in our own country

have a great day

Welcome Friend!

Everyone here thanks you for doing it the right way. It is only the ones that think the laws do not apply to them that I speak of.