redneck vs.. blueneck (yankees)

[almaty 19]

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF.......

Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. ....

You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside.”.....

You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.

You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g. boiled peanuts). ....

You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits. ...

You don't know what a moon pie is. ....

You've never had an RC Cola.....

You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled. ....

You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.....

You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips....

You have no idea what a polecat is. ....

You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog. ...

You don't have bangs. ....

You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. ....

You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"-instead of "Cokes." ....

You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich. ...

You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show....

You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach. ....

You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. ...

The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting on an on-ramp to the highway. ....

You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores....

You have more than one professional sports team in your home state....

You call binoculars opera glasses.....

You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping. ....

You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)....

You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie) ....

You don't have Maw-maw's & Pawpaw's. ...

You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. ....

None of your fur coats are homemade......

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[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I live in NJ but love okra!

[Sister Fracas 5]

I might be some sorta hybrid having lived in the south for awhile...

I like grits, moon pies, RC cola, fried okra, have bangs, and occasionally say y'all....

[Fischkoepfin 1]

I must be a purpleneck then.

[ceriserose 1]

ROFL too funny.

I think I live in a state of purple...cuz I'm definitely blended. Or maybe that's the Canadian in me.

Thanks for sharing Dean!

[ladyspotthedog 0]

I'm definately veering towards the 'blue'...and tell me, just what is wrong with putting a jumper a dog???...I guess this means my silky, polka dot dog carrier bag is a no no too huh

[CarolineM 0]

It seems I'm as red as they come (minus the incest jokes...)

[slim 1,530]

What's funny now is to see guys in business meetings wearing suits saying "Git'R'Done!"

And thugs on the corner wearing coats with #24, #8, #6 etc., etc.

Only in America!

[almaty 19]

I live in NJ but love okra!

redneck for certain..your family muist be from southern india

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I live in NJ but love okra!

redneck for certain..your family muist be from southern india

eastern actually

there were other things in there that dont apply to me.. i HAVE seen live chicken.. and once even assisted the butcher in killing it... i was young and curious and he offered to hold the wings and let me cut the head off.

that said, i dont know what a moon pie is and who the fukc is paw paw? and yeah i do like cutting mofos off on the highway.

[Welshcookie 17]

Well I must be getting more 'red' as the months go by....my bloke is from Alabama... *pauses for snickers from Rheinhard*...and I can cook mean gravy and biscuits (but they still looks like scones to me), Gumbo(with okra, of course ), cornbread,.....I have yet to fry me some chickin' but I may one day but lard in the bedroom is a definate no no..

[cbd2cai 0]

I must be a purpleneck then.

I must be too . . . I use "y'all" and "you guys" interchangeably . . . fyi, I am a "blue" raised in the South and living in Texas . . . . felt right at home when I was working in PA and WDC . . . but stuck in Texas due to homeownership and getting a bigger bang for the buck down here!

[daisy16 0]

[nordicwolf 0]

transplant

[KarenCee 3]

Well y'all...I may be from the South, but I ain't no redneck! I'm more Canadian than anything