holiday wishes

[Ban Hammer 13,347]

Please accept, with no obligation (implied or implicit), my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious or secular persuasion and practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, choice of DTH/DBS stereo system, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. So there.)

Edited November 16, 2007 by charlesandnessa

[no name 1]

Awww, you old softie.

[Nessa 23]

I accept

[Welshcookie 17]

Well thank you Charles!

[JeanneVictoria 55]

Accepted!

[yassmine2878 1]

I feel like Ive made a call to a big company and been on hold so long I forgot why I called in the first place.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

will there be egg-nog?

[Nessa 23]

Speaking of eggnog, I don't really like the taste of those my hubby drinks, but I saw a recipe last year at Marta Stewart's website that I was drooling over it