Stupid fights....

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

We've fought over a sole empty can of soda on the coffee table. We both agreed that I should throw it out but we disagreed on when. She wanted it done in the next few hours, I figured I had till the end of the fiscal year.

You're lucky she offered you a few hours, I'm not allowed to even make the infraction in the first place.

Oh, I don't do it anymore. Fear of nagging is an amazing behavior modification device

[one...two...tree 2,762]

We've fought over a sole empty can of soda on the coffee table. We both agreed that I should throw it out but we disagreed on when. She wanted it done in the next few hours, I figured I had till the end of the fiscal year.

You're lucky she offered you a few hours, I'm not allowed to even make the infraction in the first place.

Oh, I don't do it anymore. Fear of nagging is an amazing behavior modification device

Nagging is also like the anti-viagra.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

We've fought over a sole empty can of soda on the coffee table. We both agreed that I should throw it out but we disagreed on when. She wanted it done in the next few hours, I figured I had till the end of the fiscal year.

You're lucky she offered you a few hours, I'm not allowed to even make the infraction in the first place.

Oh, I don't do it anymore. Fear of nagging is an amazing behavior modification device

Nagging is also like the anti-viagra.

No kidding. A healthy round of nagging will put me out of service for the rest of the day.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

If it aint folded right, fold it yourself. I never could understand why people biotch about stuff they arent doin. Designate the domestic duties and refrain from complaining. Liberals have a habit of complaining about every little frickin thing,especially if their not doin the work.

Its kinda like inserting a slug in a pop machine and then complaining and kikin the shite outta the machine for not takin it.

yeah............yeah its the fkin machines fault.

[kisschick1976 0]

He leaves his beer bottles and other trash literally one foot away from the trash can/bag. He's even left it on the edge of the counter when the trash is one inch to the right and less than 6 inches away downwards. One time I was silent for a couple of hours, then a train ride then about 20 min into our visit in Bridlington before he realized I was pissed off

[one...two...tree 2,762]

If it aint folded right, fold it yourself. I never could understand why people biotch about stuff they arent doin. Designate the domestic duties and refrain from complaining. Liberals have a habit of complaining about every little frickin thing,especially if their not doin the work.

Its kinda like inserting a slug in a pop machine and then complaining and kikin the shite outta the machine for not takin it.

yeah............yeah its the fkin machines fault.

Amen, brother. I thought I was liberal until I got married. She's so liberal, she makes me look like ####### Cheney on steroids.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

If it aint folded right, fold it yourself. I never could understand why people biotch about stuff they arent doin. Designate the domestic duties and refrain from complaining. Liberals have a habit of complaining about every little frickin thing,especially if their not doin the work.

Its kinda like inserting a slug in a pop machine and then complaining and kikin the shite outta the machine for not takin it.

yeah............yeah its the fkin machines fault.

Amen, brother. I thought I was liberal until I got married. She's so liberal, she makes me look like ####### Cheney on steroids.

Steve, name your new kid, Chad!

[russ 1]

Our dumbest one (and most common one) is when:

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and it continues like that for 30 more minutes Yes, we argue about if we are arguing...

Been going on for 2 years here...

If it makes you all feel better, you only fight with people you care about.

When the stupid spats end, you are probably in more trouble..

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

If it aint folded right, fold it yourself. I never could understand why people biotch about stuff they arent doin. Designate the domestic duties and refrain from complaining. Liberals have a habit of complaining about every little frickin thing,especially if their not doin the work.

Its kinda like inserting a slug in a pop machine and then complaining and kikin the shite outta the machine for not takin it.

yeah............yeah its the fkin machines fault.

Amen, brother. I thought I was liberal until I got married. She's so liberal, she makes me look like ####### Cheney on steroids.

[Carlawarla 1]

Peter and I have had only one major argument since we've known eachother....we bought the kids christmas pressies, and talked about what to get eachother. He said he wanted a sat nav GPS thingie. I told him he didn't need one. He said he did. I said drop it. Then I was going to secretly buy him one for Christmas anyway. What did he do? He went and bought one for himself after I told him not to. This close to Christmas. Not sure if it's a stupid fight...but I was really MAD!

I told him he's getting a wedding ring for christmas now.

I've told Gene for a few years now, that he's prohibited from buying anything for himself from the middle of October until Christmas for just this reason!

Carla

[Jasman0717 9]

We don't fight or argue.........very often

[chri'stina 190]

The silliest fight we ever had was while we were driving through a town called Metter, GA. We were on some highway and it was raining, yet he told me that my wiper was on too fast. I told him it wasn't too fast. He said that the wiper arm couldn't sustain it going that fast for so long. I said 'well if it wasn't able to sustain it, they wouldn't have made that speed'

We were still fighting while my wiper arm broke off and flew off my car And my car actually has only one huge azzed wiper, so it was really scary for a bit cos I couldn't see sh!t.

It was quite an adventure which involved many hours on the side of this highway, the cops, a tow to Savannah (closest dealership), a crappy motel (it was still raining when got towed & that's where the tow truck guy left us)....erm, and the next day when I called the Merc dealership, they were backordered on the part so we just got some rainX and drove straight home with our fingers crossed.

How long has it lasted? I'll let you know when it's over Why WOULD they make a speed that the wiper can't sustain???? There must have been a defect or something, hahahha.

:lol: Oh man you are never going to live that down!

[Fandango 1,439]

It's been in my pb for all this time!!!

[tom&tata 2]

We used to fight all the time about who would do dishes, so we bought a countertop dishwasher. It was like $200. It saved our relationship from stupid fights! I highly recommend the dishwasher, which does a really good job cleaning, but we expect will at some point break down and need to be replaced (and fingers crossed our next apartment will have a built-in one).

Sounds like us. None of us are too keen about doing dishes too. We started buying disposable plate - and the dishes argument is still there . We pretty much settled on other house chores except for dishes. Good thing the new apartment got dishwasher. We are running out of stupid reason to fight now. I am sure we will come up with something.

[Fandango 1,439]

:lol: Oh man you are never going to live that down!

I still maintain something must have been defective