WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

[~*Maria*~ 1]

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. Ne w shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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Please, only men with mustaches are aged pornstars.

[Alt name 1]

(laughing) WOW, yep, we're caught. Such an easy time we have........

[BabyBlueSusie 1]

'If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.'

that one cracked me up....so true, they just dont care!!!! how is it possible?!

and for the record, my fiance irons every article of clothing except underwear before leaving the house

Edited November 13, 2007 by babybluesusie

[russ 1]

and for the record, my fiance irons every article of clothing except underwear before leaving the house

I let the dry cleaner press and starch everything. Don't even worry about that. Of course, this is only when going to work. The rest of the time, I don't wear anything that can wrinke (not that I would care anyway)

[almaty 19]

Please, only men with mustaches are aged pornstars.

also, need that robert goulet type of 'stache

[Amby 490]

my ex would iron tablecloths and pillow cases and use his old yearbook to fold up his shirts like they were in a store lol

[JeanneVictoria 55]

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. Ne w shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[almaty 19]

my ex would iron tablecloths and pillow cases and use his old yearbook to fold up his shirts like they were in a store lol

he sounds like an obsessive chopf##k..did he iron your clothes?

[Amby 490]

my ex would iron tablecloths and pillow cases and use his old yearbook to fold up his shirts like they were in a store lol

he sounds like an obsessive chopf##k..did he iron your clothes?

I don't buy any clothing that needs to be ironed. That would just be more work for me and honestly I have never ironed anything in my life! But he did iron my tshirts and socks underwear and stuff. Why do I need a crisp tshirt or thong?

[almaty 19]

my ex would iron tablecloths and pillow cases and use his old yearbook to fold up his shirts like they were in a store lol

he sounds like an obsessive chopf##k..did he iron your clothes?

I don't buy any clothing that needs to be ironed. That would just be more work for me and honestly I have never ironed anything in my life! But he did iron my tshirts and socks underwear and stuff. Why do I need a crisp tshirt or thong?

lol...a crisp thong sounds uncomfortable..he sounds like he was a good man with a iron..to iron socks etc..i am more with you on ironing

[Jasman0717 9]

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

I get mine at K-mart