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Went to 3 grocery stores and all were out of heavy whipping cream!!!

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it's a conspiracy. Something is telling you that you're not supposed to eat heavy whipping cream, and if you don't listen to it you can die or something real bad is gonna happen, like you'll put up 10 pounds and never lose it again :P

:lol: Is that all? Please G-d I just need it for my homemade hot choclate :(

then i suggest you get some light cream and a riding crop and whip it :lol:

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I will get heavy whipping cream if it's the last thing I doooooooooooooooooooo :angry::help:

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when i went to the senior prom..i boright a can of whip cream for the event..my date..a fine righteous girl..said..i hoped you brought strawberries..cause that is the only thing you be eating with whip cream on it....

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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when i went to the senior prom..i boright a can of whip cream for the event..my date..a fine righteous girl..said..i hoped you brought strawberries..cause that is the only thing you be eating with whip cream on it....

that's no fun......

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almaty Grand Master

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when i went to the senior prom..i boright a can of whip cream for the event..my date..a fine righteous girl..said..i hoped you brought strawberries..cause that is the only thing you be eating with whip cream on it....

that's no fun......

i told her that...but she was a nice girl..i dated her all through high school..and developed carpal tunnel cause of her

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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when i went to the senior prom..i boright a can of whip cream for the event..my date..a fine righteous girl..said..i hoped you brought strawberries..cause that is the only thing you be eating with whip cream on it....

that's no fun......

i told her that...but she was a nice girl..i dated her all through high school..and developed carpal tunnel cause of her

:lol:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

Ban Hammer Grand Master

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED :thumbs:

I GOT THE BIG ONE :blush:

you mean......the ghost of john holmes visited? :innocent:

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Lots of good sex happening as of late. :blink::dance:

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED :thumbs:

I GOT THE BIG ONE :blush:

hey, it is not polite to talk about your sex life >>>

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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well, hey if he got it sister..then flaunt it...

me..well i am hung like a hamster :blush:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

eric&gen Mentor

eric&gen   0

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well, hey if he got it sister..then flaunt it...

me..well i am hung like a hamster :blush:

Careful what you talk about your private parts like that some others in here might get offended lol and report you. :jest:

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Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

 

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