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Yasi   0

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Dear Husband:

> I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for

>good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have

>nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your

>boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was

>the last straw.

>Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair

>and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new

>negligee. You came home and ate in two minut es, and went straight

>to

>sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me

>anymore,

>you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't

>love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

> P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are

>moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

>

>Your EX-Wife

>Dear Ex-Wife

>Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true

> that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good

>woman

>is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to

>drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did

>notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing

>that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised

>me

>to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked

>my

>favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER,

>because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

>I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the

>price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that

>my

>brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and

>your

>negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt

>that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the

>lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two

>tickets

>to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens

>for

>a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always

>wanted.

>My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime

>from me. So take care.

>P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was

>born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

>

>

>

3/24/11 Received 10 year Green Card in the mail - Done. Feels good :-) 'till we do this again for US Citizenship.

12/5/11 mailed packet for Naturalization

12/9/11 was received by USCIS.

4/6/12 received letter for fingerprint appn.

4/23/12 9am fingerprint appointment - done :-)

4/30/12 Recieved Letter for Interview - Sche. 5/31

5/31/12 Interview & Testing

5/31/12 Testing Approved - Waiting for next step

6/21/12 Rcvd email, placed application in the oath sched. que :-)

6/25/12 Rcvd letter - Oath Ceremony is on 7/11/12 @ 9:15am :-)

Miranda&James Experienced

Miranda&James   8

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heehee :)

Naturalization

=======================================

02/02/2015 - Filed Dallas lockbox. Atlanta office.

02/13/2015 - NOA received

03/10/2015 - Biometrics

03/12/2015 - In-Line for Interview

04/09/2015 - E-notification for Interview Letter

05/18/2015 - Interview - passed!

MrMrsKnight Proficient

MrMrsKnight   0

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:lol::lol::lol: Showed it to my mom and Dad and they loved it too!!

OUR COMPLETE TIMELINE

Latest steps:

10/26/2006- Consulate receives case (seriously, one month to receive the case?? BS!), and packet 3 that I sent even before they had received the case.

01/02/2007- Interview!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got a 221(g)

01/23/2007- Second Interview. VISA granted!!!

01/29/2007- VISA arrived.... no envelope though. I'm gonna contact them and see what happened this time!

01/31/2007- I'll have to send them one last financial support evidence.

02/01/2007- Evidence sent

02/02/2007- Evidence received by Consulate

02/06/2007- Consulate sends envelope!

02/07/2007- Envelope received!!!

02/10/2007- Flew to the USA!!!!!!

04/17/2007- Wedding day!!!

--- Wish us luck!!! ---

germangel Rising Star

germangel   0

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*giggle* *giggle* *laugh**laugh**fall from chair**roll on floor**laugh**laugh**giggle**giggle*

Angelika (Schweinfurt, Germany) and Chris (Tulsa, USA)

I-130

Aug 23 2005 - sent to TSC

Aug 25 2005 - received at CSC

Aug 29 2005 - NOA1 in mail

Jan 25 2006 - NOA 2 per email

Jan 31 2006 - Case # assigned

Feb 13 2006 - AOS Bill and DS 3032 received

Feb 14 2006 - AOS Bill paid and DS 3032 sent to NVC

Feb 27 2006 - AOS form and IV Bill issued

Mar 23 2006 - AOS and IV Bill sent to NVC

Apr 10 2006 - DS230 received and sent right back

Apr 28 2006 - case complete

May 2 2006 - sent to Consulate

May 4 2006 - received at Consulate

July 17 2006 - Interview in Germany

Aug 02 2006 - Flying back to Tulsa with my CR1 in passport

Removal of Conditions - I-751

May 2 2008 - Mailed I-751 to TSC

May 21 2008 - Received NOA 1 (extension letter) from VSC

May 27 2008 - Biometrics Appointment in OKC

July 22 2008 - touched

August 6 2008 - touched

February 22, 2009 - touched

March 24, 2009 - card production ordered

April 4, 2009 - Green Card in mail

I-129F

Aug 31 - Oct 20 2005at NBC

Oct 26 - Nov 3 2005 at NVC

Jan 10 2006- Visa interview

Feb 09 2006- Flying to Tulsa

Ladylethal Grand Master

Ladylethal   12

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:lol: :lol: That´s a good one!

(Puerto Rico) Luis & Laura (Brazil) K1 JOURNEY
04/11/2006 - Filed I-129F.
09/29/2006 - Visa in hand!
10/15/2006 - POE San Juan
11/15/2006 - MARRIAGE
AOS JOURNEY
01/05/2007 - AOS sent to Chicago.
03/26/2007 - Green Card in hand!
REMOVAL OF CONDITIONS JOURNEY
01/26/2009 - Filed I-751.
06/22/2009 - Green Card in hand!
NATURALIZATION JOURNEY
06/26/2014 - N-400 sent to Nebraska
07/02/2014 - NOA
07/24/2014 - Biometrics
10/24/2014 - Interview (approved)

01/16/2015 - Oath Ceremony


*View Complete Timeline

*Robert* Veteran

*Robert*   2

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:thumbs::lol:

K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

jordanianprincess Experienced

jordanianprincess   0

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Here is another good one! :lol:

> A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a

> "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home.

>

> It read as follows:

>

> Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship.

> The distance between us is just too great. I must

> admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've

> been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.

>

> I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent

> to you.

>

> Love,

> Becky

>

> The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow

> Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their

> girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins

> etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky

> included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he

> had collected from his buddies.

>

> There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this

> note:

>

> Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember

> who the f--- you are. Please take your picture from

> the pile, and send the rest back to me.

>

> Take Care, Ricky

~jordanian_princess~

October 19, 2006 - Interview! No Visa yet....on A/Psigns038.gif

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Yasi Collaborator

Yasi   0

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good one :yes::lol::lol:

Here is another good one! :lol:

> A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a

> "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home.

>

> It read as follows:

>

> Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship.

> The distance between us is just too great. I must

> admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've

> been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.

>

> I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent

> to you.

>

> Love,

> Becky

>

> The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow

> Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their

> girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins

> etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky

> included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he

> had collected from his buddies.

>

> There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this

> note:

>

> Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember

> who the f--- you are. Please take your picture from

> the pile, and send the rest back to me.

>

> Take Care, Ricky

3/24/11 Received 10 year Green Card in the mail - Done. Feels good :-) 'till we do this again for US Citizenship.

12/5/11 mailed packet for Naturalization

12/9/11 was received by USCIS.

4/6/12 received letter for fingerprint appn.

4/23/12 9am fingerprint appointment - done :-)

4/30/12 Recieved Letter for Interview - Sche. 5/31

5/31/12 Interview & Testing

5/31/12 Testing Approved - Waiting for next step

6/21/12 Rcvd email, placed application in the oath sched. que :-)

6/25/12 Rcvd letter - Oath Ceremony is on 7/11/12 @ 9:15am :-)

munchkins Proficient

munchkins   0

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:lol: good ones :lol:

[The reason god put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up.

CHERISH YESTERDAY, LIVE TODAY AND DREAM TOMORROW

Life is like a song... Sing it.

Life is like a challenge... Pursue it.

Life is like a sacrifice... Offer it.

Life is love... Enjoy it.

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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:lol::lol::lol: excellent letters and reactions

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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