Boy's clever invention solves toilet trouble

[Welshcookie 17]

Everytime you flush, germs get thrown into the air. How many people leave their toothbrush out and flush with the lid up?

[Toshtishtash 1]

Edited November 8, 2007 by toshtishtash

[LoriLawless 0]

I agree.... why is it for men to have to lift the seat, do our business, and then put the seat back down? If women are too oblivious to notice that the seat is not down (funny....us GUYS always make sure first...), is that our fault? Why the extra work for men? I say we reclaim the toilet! Women will now have to put the seat down, pee, and then put the seat back up!!

i say women should stand up for equal rights!

NO, men should sit DOWN instead of getting pee everywhere like neanderthals.

Why do you stand up anyway? Marking your territory?

[Toshtishtash 1]

My Mum used to have a sign up behind the toilet for my brother and Step Dad saying something like:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat....

Edited November 8, 2007 by toshtishtash

[almaty 19]

I agree.... why is it for men to have to lift the seat, do our business, and then put the seat back down? If women are too oblivious to notice that the seat is not down (funny....us GUYS always make sure first...), is that our fault? Why the extra work for men? I say we reclaim the toilet! Women will now have to put the seat down, pee, and then put the seat back up!!

i say women should stand up for equal rights!

NO, men should sit DOWN instead of getting pee everywhere like neanderthals.

Why do you stand up anyway? Marking your territory?

damn right, i mark by territory all over the bathroom floor and wall..sanita is not pleased though

[LoriLawless 0]

I agree.... why is it for men to have to lift the seat, do our business, and then put the seat back down? If women are too oblivious to notice that the seat is not down (funny....us GUYS always make sure first...), is that our fault? Why the extra work for men? I say we reclaim the toilet! Women will now have to put the seat down, pee, and then put the seat back up!!

i say women should stand up for equal rights!

NO, men should sit DOWN instead of getting pee everywhere like neanderthals.

Why do you stand up anyway? Marking your territory?

damn right, i mark by territory all over the bathroom floor and wall..sanita is not pleased though

Here's a solution, take your butt outside and pee there.

[almaty 19]

I agree.... why is it for men to have to lift the seat, do our business, and then put the seat back down? If women are too oblivious to notice that the seat is not down (funny....us GUYS always make sure first...), is that our fault? Why the extra work for men? I say we reclaim the toilet! Women will now have to put the seat down, pee, and then put the seat back up!!

i say women should stand up for equal rights!

NO, men should sit DOWN instead of getting pee everywhere like neanderthals.

Why do you stand up anyway? Marking your territory?

damn right, i mark by territory all over the bathroom floor and wall..sanita is not pleased though

Here's a solution, take your butt outside and pee there.

well, i do that at work.....but the neighbors complained cause i was marking my territory on their trees..and scared their terrier

[LoriLawless 0]

I agree.... why is it for men to have to lift the seat, do our business, and then put the seat back down? If women are too oblivious to notice that the seat is not down (funny....us GUYS always make sure first...), is that our fault? Why the extra work for men? I say we reclaim the toilet! Women will now have to put the seat down, pee, and then put the seat back up!!

i say women should stand up for equal rights!

NO, men should sit DOWN instead of getting pee everywhere like neanderthals.

Why do you stand up anyway? Marking your territory?

damn right, i mark by territory all over the bathroom floor and wall..sanita is not pleased though

Here's a solution, take your butt outside and pee there.

well, i do that at work.....but the neighbors complained cause i was marking my territory on their trees..and scared their terrier

Maybe so, but you're keeping wild animals away.

[PlatyPius 5]

I agree.... why is it for men to have to lift the seat, do our business, and then put the seat back down? If women are too oblivious to notice that the seat is not down (funny....us GUYS always make sure first...), is that our fault? Why the extra work for men? I say we reclaim the toilet! Women will now have to put the seat down, pee, and then put the seat back up!!

i say women should stand up for equal rights!

NO, men should sit DOWN instead of getting pee everywhere like neanderthals.

Why do you stand up anyway? Marking your territory?

Consider the problem of "Morning Wood".

There is NO way that I could sit on the toilet AND pee in it. I could probably spray the walls nicely, though. Maybe if it were hinged, I could bend it down toward the bowl. With Morning Wood though, it doesn't bend at ALL. Left to its own devices, it would happily spray the ceiling. Even hitting NEAR the toilet bowl requires torque. Torque, in regard to morning wood, is the degree of force needed to point an unbendable object toward the proper target, measured by how far your heels come up off of the floor.

Until you've tried it yourself (which ain't gonna happen, obviously), lay off of the complaining about Territory Marking.

[LoriLawless 0]

I agree.... why is it for men to have to lift the seat, do our business, and then put the seat back down? If women are too oblivious to notice that the seat is not down (funny....us GUYS always make sure first...), is that our fault? Why the extra work for men? I say we reclaim the toilet! Women will now have to put the seat down, pee, and then put the seat back up!!

i say women should stand up for equal rights!

NO, men should sit DOWN instead of getting pee everywhere like neanderthals.

Why do you stand up anyway? Marking your territory?

Consider the problem of "Morning Wood".

There is NO way that I could sit on the toilet AND pee in it. I could probably spray the walls nicely, though. Maybe if it were hinged, I could bend it down toward the bowl. With Morning Wood though, it doesn't bend at ALL. Left to its own devices, it would happily spray the ceiling. Even hitting NEAR the toilet bowl requires torque. Torque, in regard to morning wood, is the degree of force needed to point an unbendable object toward the proper target, measured by how far your heels come up off of the floor.

Until you've tried it yourself (which ain't gonna happen, obviously), lay off of the complaining about Territory Marking.

Ok so pee outside just in the morning

[Toshtishtash 1]

I agree.... why is it for men to have to lift the seat, do our business, and then put the seat back down? If women are too oblivious to notice that the seat is not down (funny....us GUYS always make sure first...), is that our fault? Why the extra work for men? I say we reclaim the toilet! Women will now have to put the seat down, pee, and then put the seat back up!!

i say women should stand up for equal rights!

NO, men should sit DOWN instead of getting pee everywhere like neanderthals.

Why do you stand up anyway? Marking your territory?

Consider the problem of "Morning Wood".

There is NO way that I could sit on the toilet AND pee in it. I could probably spray the walls nicely, though. Maybe if it were hinged, I could bend it down toward the bowl. With Morning Wood though, it doesn't bend at ALL. Left to its own devices, it would happily spray the ceiling. Even hitting NEAR the toilet bowl requires torque. Torque, in regard to morning wood, is the degree of force needed to point an unbendable object toward the proper target, measured by how far your heels come up off of the floor.

Until you've tried it yourself (which ain't gonna happen, obviously), lay off of the complaining about Territory Marking.

LMFAO!!!

I just had people stare at me funny cos I laughed so hard

[PlatyPius 5]

I agree.... why is it for men to have to lift the seat, do our business, and then put the seat back down? If women are too oblivious to notice that the seat is not down (funny....us GUYS always make sure first...), is that our fault? Why the extra work for men? I say we reclaim the toilet! Women will now have to put the seat down, pee, and then put the seat back up!!

i say women should stand up for equal rights!

NO, men should sit DOWN instead of getting pee everywhere like neanderthals.

Why do you stand up anyway? Marking your territory?

Consider the problem of "Morning Wood".

There is NO way that I could sit on the toilet AND pee in it. I could probably spray the walls nicely, though. Maybe if it were hinged, I could bend it down toward the bowl. With Morning Wood though, it doesn't bend at ALL. Left to its own devices, it would happily spray the ceiling. Even hitting NEAR the toilet bowl requires torque. Torque, in regard to morning wood, is the degree of force needed to point an unbendable object toward the proper target, measured by how far your heels come up off of the floor.

Until you've tried it yourself (which ain't gonna happen, obviously), lay off of the complaining about Territory Marking.

LMFAO!!!

I just had people stare at me funny cos I laughed so hard

[Kevin and 10]

I agree.... why is it for men to have to lift the seat, do our business, and then put the seat back down? If women are too oblivious to notice that the seat is not down (funny....us GUYS always make sure first...), is that our fault? Why the extra work for men? I say we reclaim the toilet! Women will now have to put the seat down, pee, and then put the seat back up!!

i say women should stand up for equal rights!

NO, men should sit DOWN instead of getting pee everywhere like neanderthals.

Why do you stand up anyway? Marking your territory?

Consider the problem of "Morning Wood".

There is NO way that I could sit on the toilet AND pee in it. I could probably spray the walls nicely, though. Maybe if it were hinged, I could bend it down toward the bowl. With Morning Wood though, it doesn't bend at ALL. Left to its own devices, it would happily spray the ceiling. Even hitting NEAR the toilet bowl requires torque. Torque, in regard to morning wood, is the degree of force needed to point an unbendable object toward the proper target, measured by how far your heels come up off of the floor.

Until you've tried it yourself (which ain't gonna happen, obviously), lay off of the complaining about Territory Marking.

I just thought of the "40 Year Old Virgin" when he urinates on himself

[Welshcookie 17]

Consider the problem of "Morning Wood".

There is NO way that I could sit on the toilet AND pee in it. I could probably spray the walls nicely, though. Maybe if it were hinged, I could bend it down toward the bowl. With Morning Wood though, it doesn't bend at ALL. Left to its own devices, it would happily spray the ceiling. Even hitting NEAR the toilet bowl requires torque. Torque, in regard to morning wood, is the degree of force needed to point an unbendable object toward the proper target, measured by how far your heels come up off of the floor.

Until you've tried it yourself (which ain't gonna happen, obviously), lay off of the complaining about Territory Marking.

:lol: I just had a flash of that scene in "Me,Myself and Irene" reading that!

[PlatyPius 5]

Consider the problem of "Morning Wood".

There is NO way that I could sit on the toilet AND pee in it. I could probably spray the walls nicely, though. Maybe if it were hinged, I could bend it down toward the bowl. With Morning Wood though, it doesn't bend at ALL. Left to its own devices, it would happily spray the ceiling. Even hitting NEAR the toilet bowl requires torque. Torque, in regard to morning wood, is the degree of force needed to point an unbendable object toward the proper target, measured by how far your heels come up off of the floor.

Until you've tried it yourself (which ain't gonna happen, obviously), lay off of the complaining about Territory Marking.

I just had a flash of that scene in "Me,Myself and Irene" reading that!

I haven't seen that one.... Maybe I'll have to check it out. lol