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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Argentina
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we americans need to buckle down and lick this problem. we cannot be overcome by a bunch of cream puffs.

:lol::thumbs:

I'm ready to take all of these illegal donuts in "custody" ... you can trust me, they'll be safe :P

(yumm! donuts!)

Saludos,

Caro

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Happily married and enjoying our life together!

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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I ate a bagel this morning but not before I stripped it down to halves, spread cream cheese on it and zapped it in the microwave. Now I have guilt.

you're going to rot in hell for that :devil:



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So I have this theory that the two most popular things in this forum are illegal alien threads and threads about donuts. I figure if I can combine the the two, I can create the biggest pool/thread ever! Muahahahahahahaha!

So stand up for your right to finally receiving all those damn donuts that were promised in the other threads! And then post your rant about the illegal donuts trying to take over our country's benefit system.

I want some Nepali donuts like G and I used to eat every morning with masala chiyaa. Mmmm, Donuts and masala chiyaa, and G.... what a combination.... ;)

I think it's the cardamom that makes them so good.. that, or they fry them in GHEE... none of that partially hydrogenated #######...

OK my tummy is growling now...

Of course, if I tried to sneak those Nepali donuts into this country then I would be contributing to the problem... so I guess I'll bring them in on a K-1 - they'll be stale by the time they get here, but ke garne... :jest:

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Illegal Alien Donuts are so good it's not wonder it's an Undocumented Establishment! :P

Talk about 'forbidden fruit'! :lol:

It's ok donuts...I'm here now!

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Oh thank goodness you're here officer! I just saw an illegal donut jump the fence behind Shipley's!

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Have you noticed how Hillary Clinton is suspiciously quiet on the subject of doughnuts? I think it's fairly obvious that she's merely a puppet of Tim Hortons. I'm calling Anderson Cooper.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Have you noticed how Hillary Clinton is suspiciously quiet on the subject of doughnuts? I think it's fairly obvious that she's merely a puppet of Tim Hortons. I'm calling Anderson Cooper.

Wheres my donut! :crying:

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Have you noticed how Hillary Clinton is suspiciously quiet on the subject of doughnuts? I think it's fairly obvious that she's merely a puppet of Tim Hortons. I'm calling Anderson Cooper.

Wheres my donut! :crying:

Exactly! Where are our doughnuts, Hillary? Hmm? Well?

Politicians, eh? Can't trust 'em.

Excuse me, here's my ride. Cheers. Bye.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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I think we should make a poll about the biggest poll ever to find out just how many people got a donut :whistle:

I'll see you in court my friend. Bring your sidekick Dean with you too. Dean leave fefe and the bong at home.

on second thought, bring the bong.

VJ Hours - I am available M-F from 10am - 5pm PST. I will occasionaly put in some OT for a fairly good poo slinging thread or a donut.

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I think we should make a poll about the biggest poll ever to find out just how many people got a donut :whistle:

I'll see you in court my friend. Bring your sidekick Dean with you too. Dean leave fefe and the bong at home.

on second thought, bring the bong.

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bring in on..johnnie came out his grave to take the case..he loves donuts

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Soo are illegals called donuts and legals called doughnuts? :huh:

you got it :thumbs:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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