Wednesday

[doodlebug 3]

omg HATE the death roll!!!!!!!! I always buy my tights one size larger just to avoid it!!!

[maggieNomar 0]

I have this horrible fear of running out of candy for the kids. This is my first year to have my own lil ToT's, since Ive lived in the sticks every year previous. Ive bought no less than 15 bags of dum-dums and gum. Dum-Dums are getting pretty cool too, they now make blo-pop and tootsie-roll type varities. Then I bought 75 of those snap-light bracelets and 60 of assorted snap-light rings, barettes, necklaces, etc. Then I bought cute little Halloween foam stickers and spider, bat, and skull rings. And to round it all off I stuffed equal amounts of each into little cellophane goody bags complete with orange ties and little pumpkin tags. So if anyone lives in the DFW area, come to my house!

I don't live anywhere near DFW but am going to try to find a way to get your house!!

During the parade, I could feel the tights start to roll down. Come on ladies, you know what I'm talking about...the death roll!!!!! And with every step I took, they kept rolling a little more and taking my undies with them too!!!!!! Of course I couldn't try and pull them up while all of the parents were watching (because we were in front of the pack). Once the march stopped and the kids got in their groups, I swear it felt like everything had rolled to my thighs!!!! I was so relieved when the teachers took the kids back to their classrooms. I cannot tell you the talent it takes to walk away from a group of people with your tights and undies practically to your knees!!!!!

LMFAO! I have that old song "The wanderer" stuck in my head with slightly altered lyrics. ~Yeah I waddle around, round, round, round. Im the waddler....~

What are YOU smoking? Did you get into Amal's stash?