Go Rambo-Gran!

[Jaylen Brit 0]

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs

raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting

ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she

found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne

police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest

police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as

calm as could be:

'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say

convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his ####### and his

testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room

where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but

doctors managed to save his mangled #######, police said. The one

guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he

won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters Both

men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be

alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 2005 after her granddaughter

Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two

knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the

look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going

to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would

go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't

scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin'

all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed

about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's

description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days

prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted

the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

"I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em

anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was

them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the

door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door,

I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most,

you know.

Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me

to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with

the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law,

but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said,

especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for

sainthood and a medal.

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!!

[ladybird216 2]

Excellent story .... I have always thought that should be the punishment for rapists!!

I vote that Saint Granny should get a medal!!!

[daisy16 0]

Way to go granny!

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

At least she made sure she got the right guys.

[mercuryroad 0]

Why do I have the A-team theme song running through my head?

[mike&jie 0]

Job Well Done Granny

[ladybutterfly 0]

You go girl!

[almaty 19]

to granny

[slim 1,530]

Police Detective "What granny did was wrong.....so we've set a trial date for her in 12 years"

Why do I have the A-team theme song running through my head?

Edited February 3, 2006 by slim

[CarolineM 0]

If the rapists were convicted, how were they not in jail?

[ladyspotthedog 0]

Excellent story .... I have always thought that should be the punishment for rapists!!

Which would be great if rape was a 'sex' crime rather than one of power, control and definately a 'head' thing.

[nordicwolf 0]

perfect -- they should give her award.. u know if more people did this it would be a pretty good deterent

[ladyspotthedog 0]

Yep that would be fantastic, vigilante justice...exactly what we need for a deterent

[Jaylen Brit 0]

I know I know vigilante bad - but these guys had been convicted of rape before, served time, been let out and what did they do? No shock..went off raping again..I can't say I blame Rambo0Gran..if it was my kid I'd probably do the exact same thing..I'd defintiely do jail time to protect people I loved

[ChristinaM 0]

I know I know vigilante bad - but these guys had been convicted of rape before, served time, been let out and what did they do? No shock..went off raping again..I can't say I blame Rambo-Gran..if it was my kid I'd probably do the exact same thing..I'd defintiely do jail time to protect people I loved

*claps hands enthusiatically*

I agree.