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Man who had sex with bike in court

By Richard Alleyne

Last Updated: 1:05am GMT 29/10/2007

A man has been placed on the sex offenders' register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.

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On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml.../26/nsex126.xml

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Why call it 'sex with a bike' when all he was doing was masturbating? Although I will admit, a bike is an odd subject to masturbate with.

If he was having 'sex with a bike', men all over the world routinely fukc their own hands. Ewww.

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Hey! What goes on between a consenting bike and man behind closed doors is no ones business!

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Why call it 'sex with a bike' when all he was doing was masturbating? Although I will admit, a bike is an odd subject to masturbate with.

If he was having 'sex with a bike', men all over the world routinely fukc their own hands. Ewww.

This is even assuming that the bike was agreeing to consensual sex.

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My hand didn't say yes either. Did I rape myself?

We may have to take your hand into protective custody...

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He was * gearing* up to give a *rim* job because the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

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He was * gearing* up to give a *rim* job because the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

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My hand didn't say yes either. Did I rape myself?

hmmm... good question...my suggestion..sit on it for 10 minutes and then try again...the stranger..

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