What the most ridiculous thing to happen at your work?

[a-jeanne 2]

I was a Sales Manager for a plastics company a few years back and earlier that particular day, we had an insurance meeting and the speaker gave away free pens. This employee of mine was very big into purple pens and took two of them. My employees would work up quotes all day - sometimes up to 100 a day and fax them to the customer. Well, she wrote all of her quotes in purple and at the end of the day, I began to get calls that the pages were coming across blank - no writing on them! She didn't realize the the fax machine didn't recognize purple (or other colors except blue and black) and had to rewrite all of the quotes and refax them again. She was not happy. Good help is hard to find!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

well, i got knocked out...

i was in Zuni and got invited to be on the national Indian board on alcohol, and drug abuse..went to a conference for a week in Denver. They had some Indian dancers there..anyway, i ended up getting drunk ..\\with some apaches and my sioux friend on Colfax Ave..and came back to the conference and pick up Miss Fort Hall Res. ..she was young but cute..she ended up staying the whole week with me...but, i had a girlfriend, Fay, in Zuni..and her friend, Famous (Jicarillo apace) called her and told her about my adventures...

so, i return to Zuni had a staff meeting on that monday//the board was there..the senior citizen rep..mental health and chemical dependency staff were present..i was the directer and sat proudly at the head of the long azz conference table...and gave a report on my achievements in Denver..leaving out the miss fort hall part of course..we did our meeting at the end i ask any questions..my girlfriend, Fay, the clinical director had only one...and stood up and made a very bad manner remark about me and about the purity of Miss Ft Hall...she preceded to hit me between the eyes and knocked my cold out...kicked me in the ribs.,.broke 2 of them.//spit on me..and told everyone to get the F##k out...

well, i woke up awhile later..20 minutes according to legend on the floor...and wandered out...with a mild concussion..fay was gone and the staff were amused..of course, fay had a bad temper...later that night, she threw a cinder block through my window..and came in. i ran out the back door..

.....i left town and took some leave for the rest of the week...

she was frisky...

Holy Cow, brother! You think she's over you by now?

[a-jeanne 2]

well, i got knocked out...

i was in Zuni and got invited to be on the national Indian board on alcohol, and drug abuse..went to a conference for a week in Denver. They had some Indian dancers there..anyway, i ended up getting drunk ..\\with some apaches and my sioux friend on Colfax Ave..and came back to the conference and pick up Miss Fort Hall Res. ..she was young but cute..she ended up staying the whole week with me...but, i had a girlfriend, Fay, in Zuni..and her friend, Famous (Jicarillo apace) called her and told her about my adventures...

so, i return to Zuni had a staff meeting on that monday//the board was there..the senior citizen rep..mental health and chemical dependency staff were present..i was the directer and sat proudly at the head of the long azz conference table...and gave a report on my achievements in Denver..leaving out the miss fort hall part of course..we did our meeting at the end i ask any questions..my girlfriend, Fay, the clinical director had only one...and stood up and made a very bad manner remark about me and about the purity of Miss Ft Hall...she preceded to hit me between the eyes and knocked my cold out...kicked me in the ribs.,.broke 2 of them.//spit on me..and told everyone to get the F##k out...

well, i woke up awhile later..20 minutes according to legend on the floor...and wandered out...with a mild concussion..fay was gone and the staff were amused..of course, fay had a bad temper...later that night, she threw a cinder block through my window..and came in. i ran out the back door..

.....i left town and took some leave for the rest of the week...

she was frisky...

Holy Cow, brother! You think she's over you by now?

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

well, i got knocked out...

i was in Zuni and got invited to be on the national Indian board on alcohol, and drug abuse..went to a conference for a week in Denver. They had some Indian dancers there..anyway, i ended up getting drunk ..\\with some apaches and my sioux friend on Colfax Ave..and came back to the conference and pick up Miss Fort Hall Res. ..she was young but cute..she ended up staying the whole week with me...but, i had a girlfriend, Fay, in Zuni..and her friend, Famous (Jicarillo apace) called her and told her about my adventures...

so, i return to Zuni had a staff meeting on that monday//the board was there..the senior citizen rep..mental health and chemical dependency staff were present..i was the directer and sat proudly at the head of the long azz conference table...and gave a report on my achievements in Denver..leaving out the miss fort hall part of course..we did our meeting at the end i ask any questions..my girlfriend, Fay, the clinical director had only one...and stood up and made a very bad manner remark about me and about the purity of Miss Ft Hall...she preceded to hit me between the eyes and knocked my cold out...kicked me in the ribs.,.broke 2 of them.//spit on me..and told everyone to get the F##k out...

well, i woke up awhile later..20 minutes according to legend on the floor...and wandered out...with a mild concussion..fay was gone and the staff were amused..of course, fay had a bad temper...later that night, she threw a cinder block through my window..and came in. i ran out the back door..

.....i left town and took some leave for the rest of the week...

she was frisky...

Holy Cow, brother! You think she's over you by now?

maybe not, almaty was known to sling the dean sausage quite well in his younger days. he's probably gonna be sued for ruining that gal's love life.

[yassmine2878 1]

well, i got knocked out...

i was in Zuni and got invited to be on the national Indian board on alcohol, and drug abuse..went to a conference for a week in Denver. They had some Indian dancers there..anyway, i ended up getting drunk ..\\with some apaches and my sioux friend on Colfax Ave..and came back to the conference and pick up Miss Fort Hall Res. ..she was young but cute..she ended up staying the whole week with me...but, i had a girlfriend, Fay, in Zuni..and her friend, Famous (Jicarillo apace) called her and told her about my adventures...

so, i return to Zuni had a staff meeting on that monday//the board was there..the senior citizen rep..mental health and chemical dependency staff were present..i was the directer and sat proudly at the head of the long azz conference table...and gave a report on my achievements in Denver..leaving out the miss fort hall part of course..we did our meeting at the end i ask any questions..my girlfriend, Fay, the clinical director had only one...and stood up and made a very bad manner remark about me and about the purity of Miss Ft Hall...she preceded to hit me between the eyes and knocked my cold out...kicked me in the ribs.,.broke 2 of them.//spit on me..and told everyone to get the F##k out...

well, i woke up awhile later..20 minutes according to legend on the floor...and wandered out...with a mild concussion..fay was gone and the staff were amused..of course, fay had a bad temper...later that night, she threw a cinder block through my window..and came in. i ran out the back door..

.....i left town and took some leave for the rest of the week...

she was frisky...

Holy Cow, brother! You think she's over you by now?

maybe not, almaty was known to sling the dean sausage quite well in his younger days. he's probably gonna be sued for ruining that gal's love life.

Thank you charles. Ill never look at Johnson's Brats the same way again.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

A worker contaminated a huge room with one drop of plutonium nitrate. It took a month to clean it it up. What a moron.

[garya505 2]

Once I was employed but looking for a job, and a recruiter sent my resume to my employer.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Once I was employed but looking for a job, and a recruiter sent my resume to my employer.

Ouch. That is one of the things I fear the most when job hunting. Recruiters have emailed me at work...even called me on my office phone.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

A worker contaminated a huge room with one drop of plutonium nitrate. It took a month to clean it it up. What a moron.

Cool. You actually worked with Homer?

[Ta Ta 1]

Am a therapeutic massage therapist renting space in a Chiropractors office and sometimes get calls from morons wanting me to

" walk on their stomach blah blah...." I tell them I am a very ethical and reputable therapist and no I don't do that.

Thinking to myself would he want stilettos or combat boots ..........jerks

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Once I was employed but looking for a job, and a recruiter sent my resume to my employer.

What an idiotic recruiter. I assume you had your current job listed, yes?

Shows you the quality - or lack thereof - of this particular recruiter.

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

Thank you charles. Ill never look at Johnson's Brats the same way again.

[JanaknJanet 0]

Am a therapeutic massage therapist renting space in a Chiropractors office and sometimes get calls from morons wanting me to

" walk on their stomach blah blah...." I tell them I am a very ethical and reputable therapist and no I don't do that.

Thinking to myself would he want stilettos or combat boots ..........jerks

Wasnt sure if i wanted to comment on what happened to me a few months ago....

right up this alley..

I am Licensed Acupuncturist.. I also do Massage. one day I had this client that I normally do Acupuncture on come in and ask if i could do massage... sure.. i say...

the room is all set.. table ready.. cover sheet ready.. etc.. I tell him to go ahead and get ready.. face down.. cover wrap is there.. he knows the routine... .. I gave him a few minutes.. and knocked.. he says hes ready..

OH MY >>>the damn guy isnt laying face down with the sheet covering himself. but.. actually laying face up.. buttazzz naked... ..

I walked over.. no reaction.. took the sheet he placed on the counter. and asked him to please turn over.. I put the sheet on him.. and proceeded to give him probably one of the deepest tissue massages I have ever done... when I was done.. I simply told him that what he did was uncalled for.. That I am a professional.. and . if he was looking for something else.. it was not to be gotten here.. and next time he wished to have a treatment I would only do Acupuncture .. no more massages for him.. aughhh what a B azzzturd

[Imua 0]

So some idiot in my office has printed their personal bank statement on the communal printer and left it there for the whole world to see. And to make it even better, our resident Turbo Tongue has grabbed it off the printer and is wondering aloud at the charges (including overdrafts) posted to this person's account. It does not take much to amuse us around here.

So lets make each other feel better about our own employment. Please post your recent experiences with co-worker morons. If you do not work, then whichever moron you most recently encountered at the grocery store, library, etc will do. Encounters with USCIS employees do not count.

My co-worker tried to roast chestnuts in the microwave - it smelled like smoke for days afterwards....

[yassmine2878 1]

So some idiot in my office has printed their personal bank statement on the communal printer and left it there for the whole world to see. And to make it even better, our resident Turbo Tongue has grabbed it off the printer and is wondering aloud at the charges (including overdrafts) posted to this person's account. It does not take much to amuse us around here.

So lets make each other feel better about our own employment. Please post your recent experiences with co-worker morons. If you do not work, then whichever moron you most recently encountered at the grocery store, library, etc will do. Encounters with USCIS employees do not count.

My co-worker tried to roast chestnuts in the microwave - it smelled like smoke for days afterwards....

Trying to speed up Christmas, eh?