What the most ridiculous thing to happen at your work?

[almaty 19]

yeah brother jim..tell us about having sex with your boss secretary,,,on his desk...

[~krakatoa~ 27]

A co-worker stinking the whole research lab with his burnt chicken in the microwave.

[Kez/JWolf 6]

During my first week in my Job a girl who had just completed her masters degree asked me how long it took me to learn to speak English when I first arrived.....

All I could do was shake my head and keep going....

Kez

[one...two...tree 2,762]

It was my first real job - stock boy at the local grocer. My first night on the graveyard shift...Bettie was her name, tall and curvy and barely could keep herself contained in her manager's vest. Bettie asked me to hold the ladder for her while she looked for some product in the rafters. The smell of her fragrance filled my nostrils as she climbed the ladder like a lady who knows how to grab what life gives her.

Bettie disappeared into the rafters for what seemed like a really long 45 seconds and then... "Hun, can you come up here and give me a hand?"

Like a boyscout out to put out a fire, I charged up that ladder and found Miss Bettie on all fours, like a horse in search of a rider...

Edited October 26, 2007 by Mister Fancypants

[almaty 19]

It was my first real job - stock boy at the local grocer. My first night on the graveyard shift...Bettie was her name, tall and curvy and barely could keep herself contained in her manager's vest. Bettie asked me to hold the ladder for her while she looked for some product in the rafters. The smell of her fragrance filled my nostrils as she climbed the ladder like a lady who knows how to grab what life gives her.

Bettie disappeared into the rafters for what seemed like a really long 45 seconds and then... "Hun, can you come up here and give me a hand?"

Like a boyscout out to put out a fire, I charged up that ladder and found Miss Bettie on all fours, like a horse in search of a rider...

whoa, i think i got a chubby from that tale..

[one...two...tree 2,762]

It was my first real job - stock boy at the local grocer. My first night on the graveyard shift...Bettie was her name, tall and curvy and barely could keep herself contained in her manager's vest. Bettie asked me to hold the ladder for her while she looked for some product in the rafters. The smell of her fragrance filled my nostrils as she climbed the ladder like a lady who knows how to grab what life gives her.

Bettie disappeared into the rafters for what seemed like a really long 45 seconds and then... "Hun, can you come up here and give me a hand?"

Like a boyscout out to put out a fire, I charged up that ladder and found Miss Bettie on all fours, like a horse in search of a rider...

whoa, i think i got a chubby from that tale..

me too.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

the job I had as a teenager was working as a cashier at an auto parts store. one time I guy came in and complained his truck had suddenly started making strange noises while he drove. the manager agreed to go out and take a look - it turns out this guy had run over a dead body in the street (it was night and he couldn't see that well) and parts of it were stuck in the bottom of his truck.

The manager - a 6'4", 280 pound former football player and marine - promptly passed out

[yassmine2878 1]

the job I had as a teenager was working as a cashier at an auto parts store. one time I guy came in and complained his truck had suddenly started making strange noises while he drove. the manager agreed to go out and take a look - it turns out this guy had run over a dead body in the street (it was night and he couldn't see that well) and parts of it were stuck in the bottom of his truck.

The manager - a 6'4", 280 pound former football player and marine - promptly passed out

What kind of truck was it?

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I can't really remember - it was more of a van, I guess and down low. After an investigation they figured out the body had been lying there for some time and was decomposed somewhat. The guy claimed he thought he'd run over some trash.

I never went out to look at it (some did) but I'm told that Oil Dry is good for gettin blood out of the pavement

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I can't really remember - it was more of a van, I guess and down low. After an investigation they figured out the body had been lying there for some time and was decomposed somewhat. The guy claimed he thought he'd run over some trash.

I never went out to look at it (some did) but I'm told that Oil Dry is good for gettin blood out of the pavement

He ran over a cadaver that had been on the road for awhile?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

We're actually asked to plan ahead. That's funny because I have yet to see any plan to hold up beyond a month.

[almaty 19]

well, i got knocked out...

i was in Zuni and got invited to be on the national Indian board on alcohol, and drug abuse..went to a conference for a week in Denver. They had some Indian dancers there..anyway, i ended up getting drunk ..\\with some apaches and my sioux friend on Colfax Ave..and came back to the conference and pick up Miss Fort Hall Res. ..she was young but cute..she ended up staying the whole week with me...but, i had a girlfriend, Fay, in Zuni..and her friend, Famous (Jicarillo apace) called her and told her about my adventures...

so, i return to Zuni had a staff meeting on that monday//the board was there..the senior citizen rep..mental health and chemical dependency staff were present..i was the directer and sat proudly at the head of the long azz conference table...and gave a report on my achievements in Denver..leaving out the miss fort hall part of course..we did our meeting at the end i ask any questions..my girlfriend, Fay, the clinical director had only one...and stood up and made a very bad manner remark about me and about the purity of Miss Ft Hall...she preceded to hit me between the eyes and knocked my cold out...kicked me in the ribs.,.broke 2 of them.//spit on me..and told everyone to get the F##k out...

well, i woke up awhile later..20 minutes according to legend on the floor...and wandered out...with a mild concussion..fay was gone and the staff were amused..of course, fay had a bad temper...later that night, she threw a cinder block through my window..and came in. i ran out the back door..

.....i left town and took some leave for the rest of the week...

she was frisky...

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I can't really remember - it was more of a van, I guess and down low. After an investigation they figured out the body had been lying there for some time and was decomposed somewhat. The guy claimed he thought he'd run over some trash.

I never went out to look at it (some did) but I'm told that Oil Dry is good for gettin blood out of the pavement

He ran over a cadaver that had been on the road for awhile?

It had been hit before this guy ran over it and had probably been there a few hours, we were told. Probably a few others as well. This was on a very busy road.

I really don't know how you could not know you hit a body, but I suspect the first one was a hit and run.

[Fandango 1,439]

Years ago when I used to do nails, I got this job in a rotation salon (customer just goes to the next avail tech)...anyways, this lady came in and I got her, and I remember all the other girls lookin at me with smirks on their faces, tho I couldn't figure out why.

I worked pinky to thumb, right hand to left. Right before I got to the left thumb, it was pretty much bog standard acrylic fill...and this lady's already mid-sory when she kinda flopped her thumb between my fingers. When I grabbed hold of it, it kinda deflated between my fingers!...all I felt just skin between my two fingers.......SHE HAD NO MIDDLE THUMB BONE! For a second, my brain didn't compute this, cos the end of her thumb had a nail and some sort of bone, but the middle didn't....and while I went to grab hold of her finger and only felt the pressure from my other finger, I was like '####### is going on?' I got dizzy and almost passed out.

No, she didn't warn me. No she never commented. And I had to do an acrylic fill on her thumb nail, and it was like a rock inside an empty balloon. Imagine the trouble tryin to keep her finger still while I was using the drill...it was like flyin around all over the place and the woman was like nothing was out of the ordinary whatsoever.

And all the girls were like 'NEENER!' cos it had happened to them too...and they all purposely slowed down when they saw her come in so it could happen to me. Biotches! hah

Edited October 26, 2007 by LisaD

[Dwarf_Ogress 0]

What happened to me is not so much ridiculous but scary!

I was at 7-11 where I work on the weekends, I was off duty and standing there drinking a soda and talking to my boss. At the same time this woman had purchased some smokes. About 2 seconds later when my boss was handing her the smokes, here eyes went all funny and she promptly passed out. She fell so quickly that I didn't have time to catch her! She hit her head super hard on the mat in front of the door. I quickly sat next to her and put her head in my lap and kept her talking until the paramedics came. She was ok! She had just donated plasma and rather than waiting left right afterwoods Cool thing is the firetruck gave her a ride home! I was late 20 mins to my other job but all is good.