University of Florida education

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

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Q: What does the average Mississippi State player gets on his SATs?

A: Drool.

Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A: A full set of teeth.

Q: How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why do the Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs?

A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Q: Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?

A: Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

Q: What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life?

A: His freshman year.

Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None . . . That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.

Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?

A: Lexington, Kentucky . . . He knew that the police would

never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday, Hunting on

Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of

the week.

[Sister Fracas 5]

looks like a good place for this.......

GREAT! LOL

[almaty 19]

Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A: A full set of teeth.

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[Jasman0717 9]

looks like a good place for this.......

Q: What does the average Mississippi State player gets on his SATs?

A: Drool.

Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A: A full set of teeth.

Q: How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why do the Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs?

A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Q: Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?

A: Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

Q: What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life?

A: His freshman year.

Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None . . . That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.

Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?

A: Lexington, Kentucky . . . He knew that the police would

never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday, Hunting on

Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of

the week.

[BabyBlueSusie 1]

Ah, the value of a University of Florida education . . .

Glad I was a Florida State Seminole for part of my education...

hey, ME TOO! in fact, i just graduated in april.

sadly, i do not find this one bit surprising

i was forced to study abroad with these types of kids...i actually have intelligent friends who went there, but once i went to study abroad, i found myself with a bunch of people who have no idea what is going on the world...its really quite sad...i could make an entire thread devoted to the things i heard them say overseas...disgusting

[MKCT 0]

Ah, the value of a University of Florida education . . .

Glad I was a Florida State Seminole for part of my education...

hey, ME TOO! in fact, i just graduated in april.

sadly, i do not find this one bit surprising

i was forced to study abroad with these types of kids...i actually have intelligent friends who went there, but once i went to study abroad, i found myself with a bunch of people who have no idea what is going on the world...its really quite sad...i could make an entire thread devoted to the things i heard them say overseas...disgusting

Oh my God! how embarrassing!! I wonder why the other day a friend told me she will never date a professional sports player, hahahaha!