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Kathryn41 Grand Master

Kathryn41   3,205

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HALLOWEEN HUMOUR

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: PUMPKIN PI.

Q: How do you make a witch stew?

A: KEEP HER WAITING FOR HOURS.

Q: How do ghosts begin their letters?

A: "TOMB IT MAY CONCERN".

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments on his exorcist?

A: HE WAS REPOSSESSED.

Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?

A: A CEREAL KILLER.

Q: How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?

A: WITH A PUMPKIN PATCH.

Q: What is a ghost's favourite ride?

A: A ROLLER GHOSTER.

Q: What do you get when you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?

A: TIRED BLOOD.

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?

A: HE WAS ALL WOUND UP.

Q: How do you know if a ghost is lying?

A: YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH HIM.

Q: How is a werewolf like a computer?

A: THEY BOTH HAVE MEGABYTES.

Q: Where do vampires live?

A: AT THE VAMPIRE STATE BUILDING.

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?

A: BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE DYING TO GET IN.

Q: Why don't witches like to ride their broomsticks when they're angry?

A: THEY'RE AFRAID OF FLYING OFF THE HANDLE.

Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?

A: LAKE ERIE.

Q: What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?

A: A SAND-WITCH.

Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

A: TO STOP HIS COFFIN

“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

.― Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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pedroh Grand Master

pedroh   21

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lol U said Humour!!!

:hehe:

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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