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  1. 1. and starving, would you eat yourself?

    • Never
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    • For sure.
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    • Only if smothered in brown mustard and relish.
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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Argentina
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Yes, I would. I'd also pick at myself If I had a donut head :thumbs:

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You knew Timothy Leary didn't you? :lol:

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well, my dog can eat himself..oh, you meant literally..never mind

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.................

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"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne

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if i were prepared NC style all the way, probly

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regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.................

...that only leads to the dilemma of everyone being in love with you, brother.

Selfish and self-centered...I know :whistle:

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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not much into hot dogs. I'd eat myself if I was a 5 cheese pizza :P



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I am still wiping the tears of laughter from my face after watching that video. That was hilarious. Thanks. Just what I needed this morning.

Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensedregistered pharmacist". (because somebody gives a damn)

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