Which one is it?

[Kevin and 10]

In general the Left blames everything on Global Warming and those on the Right blame Illegal Immigration.

Illegal immigration is caused by Global warming. People from the south are moving north.

Global warming is caused by a surge in illegal immigration. If the US produces 25% of the worlds Green house gases so with more people in the US Green house gas production will rise.

What a nasty circle.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

...and unicorns live in the Candycane Forest.

[Kevin and 10]

...and unicorns live in the Candycane Forest.

with lolipop flowers and chocolete streams.

[yassmine2878 1]

An interesting theory. But I prefer the one that states the continued deforestation of the planet is causing the planet to spin rapidly out of control and will eventually whizz off into the nether regions of space. This is similar to the increased speed of a spin when a skater brings her arms in closer to her body.

[peejay 327]

Illegal immigration is caused by Global warming.

No...it's caused by George Dubba-yew Boosh.

[Jason-Sasha 1]

Illegal aliens armed with aerosol cans!!! Damn illegals!

[Kevin and 10]

Illegal immigration is caused by Global warming.

No...it's caused by George Dubba-yew Boosh.

I'd actually blame Reagan. He had an Amnesty program in the 80's.

[Kevin and 10]

An interesting theory. But I prefer the one that states the continued deforestation of the planet is causing the planet to spin rapidly out of control and will eventually whizz off into the nether regions of space. This is similar to the increased speed of a spin when a skater brings her arms in closer to her body.

That must be why the moon is moving away from the earth. There is less gravitational force to hold it.

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Pure foolishness.

[Sinergy 3]

i blame sponge bob

[Kevin and 10]

i blame sponge bob

If there sponge bob were to reproduce we wouldn't have to worry about sea levels rising.

I like Gary the snail that meows like a cat

[Jason-Sasha 1]

An interesting theory. But I prefer the one that states the continued deforestation of the planet is causing the planet to spin rapidly out of control and will eventually whizz off into the nether regions of space. This is similar to the increased speed of a spin when a skater brings her arms in closer to her body.

That must be why the moon is moving away from the earth. There is less gravitational force to hold it.

so, are you saying that for all those millions of years before we had trees that the Earth was spinning out of control?? C'mon. I'm sorry to tell you this but the weight and height of our trees is nothing near what it would take to have "the skater" effect.

The moon will always be moving away from the Earth....inch by inch. But its not because the Earth is losing gravity. But if it was losing gravity imagine the jubilation of the dieting world!!

[yassmine2878 1]

An interesting theory. But I prefer the one that states the continued deforestation of the planet is causing the planet to spin rapidly out of control and will eventually whizz off into the nether regions of space. This is similar to the increased speed of a spin when a skater brings her arms in closer to her body.

That must be why the moon is moving away from the earth. There is less gravitational force to hold it.

so, are you saying that for all those millions of years before we had trees that the Earth was spinning out of control?? C'mon. I'm sorry to tell you this but the weight and height of our trees is nothing near what it would take to have "the skater" effect.

The moon will always be moving away from the Earth....inch by inch. But its not because the Earth is losing gravity. But if it was losing gravity imagine the jubilation of the dieting world!!

Jenny Craig, eat your heart out! Muhahahahahahaha!

[almaty 19]

i blame illegals for all the world's problems and my personal issues///my fence was a #######..Illegals...

[yassmine2878 1]

i blame sponge bob

If there sponge bob were to reproduce we wouldn't have to worry about sea levels rising.

I like Gary the snail that meows like a cat

The idea of Spongebob procreating is slightly frightening. With whom would he 'couple'?

I, too, enjoy Gary's tidbits of wisdom