My name ain't Stella....

[Forever Young 1]

So we are gonna have all the main characters at the wedding...Jawi's fingers can't type fast enough! Girl you are so amazing at this writing thing

DITTO !!

Jawi, mi about fi fired mi boss seh u caan stop deh so..weh di res.....hahaaa she is hooked, she said u can should really pursue publishing and would sell

LMAO...now how in the world did your boss get hooked? You let your boss see you iggle on their time? LOL mi always sey yuh nuh heasy!

ahhahaa..cause she always ask wah mi laugh no hard fah til tears a run...hhaa so mi print from start to finish fi har and everyday mi come in...she posted anymore? hheee

Kimmy,

She a Yardie? How she cyan hundastan deh Patois??

Gill

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So we are gonna have all the main characters at the wedding...Jawi's fingers can't type fast enough! Girl you are so amazing at this writing thing

DITTO !!

Jawi, mi about fi fired mi boss seh u caan stop deh so..weh di res.....hahaaa she is hooked, she said u can should really pursue publishing and would sell

LMAO...now how in the world did your boss get hooked? You let your boss see you iggle on their time? LOL mi always sey yuh nuh heasy!

ahhahaa..cause she always ask wah mi laugh no hard fah til tears a run...hhaa so mi print from start to finish fi har and everyday mi come in...she posted anymore? hheee

Kimmy,

She a Yardie? How she cyan hundastan deh Patois??

Gill

NO SHE mixed Puerto Rican Italian..but she act like one black girl she have Jamaican friends mi caan chat har pon di phone she understand everyting mi a seh she seh she read it aloud and it mek sense it no dat hard once she start read..she was cracking up over di word ZEEN

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So we are gonna have all the main characters at the wedding...Jawi's fingers can't type fast enough! Girl you are so amazing at this writing thing

DITTO !!

Jawi, mi about fi fired mi boss seh u caan stop deh so..weh di res.....hahaaa she is hooked, she said u can should really pursue publishing and would sell

LMAO...now how in the world did your boss get hooked? You let your boss see you iggle on their time? LOL mi always sey yuh nuh heasy!

ahhahaa..cause she always ask wah mi laugh no hard fah til tears a run...hhaa so mi print from start to finish fi har and everyday mi come in...she posted anymore? hheee

kikikiki...I see.

Thanks yardiewife...the sad part is that I'm typing as I go. I didn't take time to develop the characters at all. They are just unfolding before my eyes. So, I haven't a clue about the wedding yet.

no clue bout di wedding huh...mi nah hear (see) right dat mean we nah git no more till nex week...gosh...wah mi a go do

[jawi876 2]

So we are gonna have all the main characters at the wedding...Jawi's fingers can't type fast enough! Girl you are so amazing at this writing thing

DITTO !!

Jawi, mi about fi fired mi boss seh u caan stop deh so..weh di res.....hahaaa she is hooked, she said u can should really pursue publishing and would sell

LMAO...now how in the world did your boss get hooked? You let your boss see you iggle on their time? LOL mi always sey yuh nuh heasy!

ahhahaa..cause she always ask wah mi laugh no hard fah til tears a run...hhaa so mi print from start to finish fi har and everyday mi come in...she posted anymore? hheee

kikikiki...I see.

Thanks yardiewife...the sad part is that I'm typing as I go. I didn't take time to develop the characters at all. They are just unfolding before my eyes. So, I haven't a clue about the wedding yet.

no clue bout di wedding huh...mi nah hear (see) right dat mean we nah git no more till nex week...gosh...wah mi a go do

Buss out inna wan dutty laff! LMAO...Rooooolllinnn...yuhseeit? Dem still have all day Saturday...kiss teet

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just fi chuckles smaddy start wan tread bout dis ..hehhee

what is ur elf name..

http://www.blogthings.com/elfnamegenerator/

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So we are gonna have all the main characters at the wedding...Jawi's fingers can't type fast enough! Girl you are so amazing at this writing thing

DITTO !!

Jawi, mi about fi fired mi boss seh u caan stop deh so..weh di res.....hahaaa she is hooked, she said u can should really pursue publishing and would sell

LMAO...now how in the world did your boss get hooked? You let your boss see you iggle on their time? LOL mi always sey yuh nuh heasy!

ahhahaa..cause she always ask wah mi laugh no hard fah til tears a run...hhaa so mi print from start to finish fi har and everyday mi come in...she posted anymore? hheee

kikikiki...I see.

Thanks yardiewife...the sad part is that I'm typing as I go. I didn't take time to develop the characters at all. They are just unfolding before my eyes. So, I haven't a clue about the wedding yet.

no clue bout di wedding huh...mi nah hear (see) right dat mean we nah git no more till nex week...gosh...wah mi a go do

Buss out inna wan dutty laff! LMAO...Rooooolllinnn...yuhseeit? Dem still have all day Saturday...kiss teet

mi a tell u...and u know Saturday a Jamaica a one a di longest days..cause everybody affi do everyting dat day...

[jawi876 2]

Kimmy:

[jawi876 2]

*When Frowzy pulls up to the expansive circular entrance to the Riu, Ian comes out the double doors to open Melodee’s door. Melodee rotates her legs outside of the car, then uses Ian’s extended hand to lift herself from her seated position. If she wished to continue impressing Ian, she would have to use all her learned charm school etiquette.

Ian’s mouth drops open in obvious appreciation of her selected attire. He himself is comfortable in a crisp chocolate brown linen leisure suit, with matching closed toe sandals. Ian’s diamond stud earrings sparkle pretentiously in the Jamaican sun. He is wearing rimless Ray-Ban sunglasses, and his ever present Rolex. Ian folds Melodee’s hand into the crook of his arm, and escorts her to the outdoor bar, with Frowzy following at a comfortable distance.*

Ian: How about a round of drinks before we head out for dinner? Frowzy my man, should I continue with your same drink of choice? Okay. And, for my Jamaican Gem, what’s your pleasure?

Melodee: Oh. I’m not much of a drinker actually. However, I wouldn’t mind a glass of white wine. Mi coulden really go fe a Magnum or Guiness same wey…but mi nuh fret bout it. Wonda whaa dat dere likkle glass of white wine ago do mi?

Ian: Bartender. We will have two Heineken, two Guiness Stout, and a glass of White Zifandel for my beautiful companion. So, Melodee…I hope that your day has been as fine as you are in that dress. I never dreamt it possible that you could actually top my first impression of you. You are regal and truly stunning.

Frowzy: Bwoy, mi wonda if de man feel dat same wey once de skettel come hout of sheeps clothing. Im gwaan good wid de lyrics doh. Mi ago have fe tief some of im lines fe mi gyal dem. Tonks fe de Stout mi bwoy.

Melodee: Truth be told, I’m a little tired from a long day at work. Thanks for the compliments and the drink. I needed this chance to relax and chill though, which is why I finally conceded to your request. You know, all work and no play…

Ian: I can’t fathom a gorgeous woman like yourself ever having a lonely night. I beg your forgiveness if I come off too forward or brazen, but I would keep you relaxed and occupied every night if I were your man. No request would be too big or small for you. Of course, I won’t continue to be presumptious in thinking that you are single. Are you currently involved? I pray in earnest that the answer is a definite and resolute no. HA! HA!

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Ian is most speaky-spoky.

[Yaads 0]

Ian and Melodee so deserve each other...both going on all innocent...like wolves in sheep clothing Both totally unsuspecting that the other is a complete psychopathic lunatic

Edited November 16, 2007 by Yardiewife

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Melodee: Alright Frowzy. Mi ago chill. How is yuh mummie and yuh brodda, Fitz?

Fitz and Frowzy a gingeration

Frowzy: Dem gwaan alright man. Ehhnn. Fitz get married pon Sunday. Im finally stawt move past Sasha. Mi neva met im wifey yet…but im gwaan bout har nice. Har come frum farrin, and mi hear har have nuff money. Har spend money tuh rass fe de wedding. Mummie mek de food fe de reception with mi auntie dem, and dem sey har give dem wan credit card, and tell dem nuh fe worry bout de cost and ting.

Why Frowzy no know bout Fitz wifey yet.......what is up with that

Melodee: Really? Ow im meet har? Why mi neva get wan hinvitation? Mi was close tuh yuh family same wey.

OH you did deh wid dem toooooooooooo, bullet fi you behindddddddd Melodeeeeeeeeee

Melodee: *kiss teet* Mi and Shotta finish and dun! De man wan eediat, and rude tuh baxside.

So you seh, dat is b/c the wound still open, give it likke time......

[Forever Young 1]

Ian and Melodee so deserve each other...both going on all innocent...like wolves in sheep clothing Both totally unsuspecting that the other is a complete psychopathic lunatic

True ting DAT, Yardie!!!! Bwoy mi cyaan wait fi deh wedding!! (hehehehehehehe...giddy wid hanticipation!)

Gill

Edited November 16, 2007 by Deyoungting

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Ian and Melodee so deserve each other...both going on all innocent...like wolves in sheep clothing Both totally unsuspecting that the other is a complete psychopathic lunatic

true dat,

Birds of a feather..........

[phatmadame81 0]

just fi chuckles smaddy start wan tread bout dis ..hehhee

what is ur elf name..

http://www.blogthings.com/elfnamegenerator/

:lol:

mi is:

Ditzy Snow Bunny

[jawi876 2]

Melodee: Ow im stay so? Im stuffy bad…like wan rod stick inna im baxside. Cha! Im need fe loosen hup a likkle more. *kiss teet* I will politely ignore your statement at this time. Ha-ha. I recently ended a very long term relationship, and I am in the process of moving on with my life. I’m not allowing myself to worry because I work so much. Actually, I have to attend a wedding that we were both invited to, and I’m hesitant about attending alone. So, I may have to politely decline the invite.

Frowzy: Eeeehhhnnn?? Mi gyal nuh easy yuh knoa. Ow she gwaan so brite and facety? Nuh like har even knoa bout de wedding all til now. Mek mi watch har runnins. If mi laff mi pop! Wwwoooieee.

Ian: I would hate for you to cancel your plans that you have obviously looked forward to for a while. It is never polite to decline a wedding invite after RSVP. How would you feel about me being your escort? I have it on good accord that I clean up rather nicely. *wink*

Melodee: Oh. I couldn’t. I mean couldn’t ask you to put your holiday off for a wedding with people you have never met. I’m sure they won’t even miss me. *Glances at Frowzy waywardly.* Actually, its Frowzy’s brother’s wedding. We grew up together in the same community, and I haven’t seen them in years. I would love to catch up with their family still. But, I can’t ask you to put yourself out for me.

Ian: Trust me. It will be my absolute pleasure. Besides, I will know at least two people there…you and my man Frowzy. We can attend the wedding, then you can hopefully show me some of the local sights. I should have a new rental tomorrow. So, do we have a deal? *Ian holds out his hand to shake Melodee’s.*

Melodee: *Melodee accepts Ian’s outstretch palm hesitantly* Are you sure Ian? I’m sure you will enjoy yourself immensely. But, if you haven’t heard, Jamaicans truly know how to enjoy a celebration. I’m sure it will be an event you will never forget. Right Frowzy?

Frowzy: Yeah man. Come and enjoy the wonderful festivities. My family would be happy to have you Ian. Yuh vibes nice still.

Melodee: You know Frowzy, I never got the actual time of the wedding. I can’t wait to see everyone again. I will call Chantell later tonight to see if she will be able to make it.

Ian: *Downs his Heinken with zest, and plunks the empty bottle on the counter. He waves off another beer when the bartender starts over with it.* So, Jamaican Gem…are you ready for dinner? I heard that there is a nice restaurant up the road with a waterfall and lush tropical gardens. Ha-ha. At least, that’s what the brochure in the lobby advertised.

Melodee: Oh. Yes. The Ruins. I have never been there, but I’m sure it’s beautiful. How im gwaan so cheap and tek mi fe nyam at a buffet? Mi hope gas nuh feel hup mi belly. Lawd. I’m ready if you are. *Melodee drains her wineglass in similar fashion to Ian, then remembers she should be exhibiting ladylike mannerisms. She covers her mouth to mask an impolite burp.*