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WORD OF THE DAY: EVILOUS

Henry and I are dealing with some recurring identity theft issues. When I checked one of our accounts last night smaddy had tried AGAIN to pay their FAT TMOBILE bill with our checking acct. When Henry came home and I told him, he took off his cap, threw it down and said:

"Bwoy! Ah true me ah try fe have patience wid dis internet ting, but yuh see me, bwoy me ah tell you..[scratches his head]...ah why deese dyam tief dem inna dis place so evilous, mon??!!! Ah two double shift me jus werk. Wah mek dem cyan guh fine wuk!?? Dem evilous me tell you.....bwoy..[walking upstairs] bwoy me ah tell yuh...........mumble mumble"

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Good mornig Ladies........

Omob--safe journey on your trip

**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

WOO-HOO...Almost there Guys!! C'mon one more full day to go!! :thumbs:

Jawi, this one's for you!!

xoxox

Blessed,

Gill

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Rastaman Visit

A RASTAMAN WENT TO VISIT AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND. RASTAMAN KNOCK PON DI

DOOR

AND SMADDY INSIDE SEH: " A WHO DAT"

RASTAMAN----- " I AND I, JAH RASTAFARI, KING OF KINGS, LORD OF LORD:

CONQUERING LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH, SON OF HAILE SELASSIE I"

THE PERSON INSIDE REPLIED: "A ME ONE DEY YAH, AN MI NAH OPEN DE DOOR

FI SO MUCH AH OONU".

LAWD GOD MI CAAN LAUGH NUH MORE............. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::no::no: *holding my stomach*.........you know whats funny the big boss just walked by and I had to pretend I was choking on a piece of gum......

Gill you need help........where you find these things......... :no::no::no:

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WORD OF THE DAY: EVILOUS

Henry and I are dealing with some recurring identity theft issues. When I checked one of our accounts last night smaddy had tried AGAIN to pay their FAT TMOBILE bill with our checking acct. When Henry came home and I told him, he took off his cap, threw it down and said:

"Bwoy! Ah true me ah try fe have patience wid dis internet ting, but yuh see me, bwoy me ah tell you..[scratches his head]...ah why deese dyam tief dem inna dis place so evilous, mon??!!! Ah two double shift me jus werk. Wah mek dem cyan guh fine wuk!?? Dem evilous me tell you.....bwoy..[walking upstairs] bwoy me ah tell yuh...........mumble mumble"

:):)

first off: :o:o:o I am so sorry to hear

EVILOUS......... :lol::lol::lol::lol: good one

you have to take bad things make joke.........

I do not wish to share any information about this dead end journey.........I have reached my final destination on this train, and it is time for me to get off.

THIS TOO SHALL PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?"

"You never really know a man until you have divorced him."-Zsa Zsa Gabor

"When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house. And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man's wife." Deuteronomy 24:1-2

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us." - Helen Keller

"Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it you would let go of today?" - Mary Manin Morrissey

"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much." - Mother Theresa

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LOL. I have heard that the best authors write from fantasy and a mixture of true life experiences. I don't know anything about being a sex therapist. LOL. I have experienced all of the experiences written thus far, with the exception of the lifeguard stand. I think I have a little bit of an exhibitionist in me, hence the reason none of the scenes have occurred in a "bedroom". HAA-HAA. The weird thing is I don't mind the element of being "caught"...but I can't stand watching other people ie. blue movies. :wacko:

You go girl :thumbs: I'm a bit of an exhibitionist too. The most crazy place in Jamaica was in the ocean, underneath the Catamaran that Tony used to work on - with about 75 people in the boat above us!! :devil: I also did it on a jet ski once in Florida :whistle:

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December 11, 2004 - Wedding! Finally married!

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April 4, 2005 - Received notice of interview date for AOS

July 26, 2005 - Interview date for AOS!!!

August 12, 2005 - Received NOA for Permanent Residency

August 15, 2005 - Received Green Card in mail!!

June 4, 2007 - Mailed I-751 form to lift "conditions" - it arrived at NSC on June 6

June 11, 2007 - Check cashed

June 21, 2007 - Received NOA1 and Biometrics appt. letter

July 14, 2007 - Biometrics appt. (after re-scheduling)

April 2, 2008 - got an e-mail that our case was transferred to California!

May 12, 2008 - got an e-mail that our case is APPROVED!!

May 17, 2008 - Received Green Card in the mail! No more Immigration for TEN YEARS!!

December 6, 2007 - Monique Savannah is born!! 6 lbs. 13 oz.

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WORD OF THE DAY: EVILOUS

Henry and I are dealing with some recurring identity theft issues. When I checked one of our accounts last night smaddy had tried AGAIN to pay their FAT TMOBILE bill with our checking acct. When Henry came home and I told him, he took off his cap, threw it down and said:

"Bwoy! Ah true me ah try fe have patience wid dis internet ting, but yuh see me, bwoy me ah tell you..[scratches his head]...ah why deese dyam tief dem inna dis place so evilous, mon??!!! Ah two double shift me jus werk. Wah mek dem cyan guh fine wuk!?? Dem evilous me tell you.....bwoy..[walking upstairs] bwoy me ah tell yuh...........mumble mumble"

:):)

That's JACKED-UP!!!! Mi nuh blame poor Henry fi cuss dem atall!! Dyam evilous lot!!!! Yuh ever hear 'Skylarking?"

My Mom used to use that one hall deh time!

"Eeeheh, oonuh doan 'ave nuttin betta fi duh dan jus sidung a skylark hall day? Bwoy, hit mussi noice!!!" :lol:

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

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Morning!

Why can't it be Friday already?! :angry: I am so sick of my job but what's new, right?!

Elizabeth~ That is so messed up. I hope you get it all resolved. Evilous :lol: Oh the words that are added to the vocab on a daily basis :lol:

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Wonder if he will go for the sex from Mya she so seemed to want (bed both twins comment)...Don't do it Tradee! All we need is a Maury show paternity test results that come back inconclusive because Mya was with identical twins and became pregnant :blink: Identical twins = same DNA...can't tell paternity.

Oh my gosh, that would be the same exact problem Melodee had years ago when she got pregnant from one of them!! They say history repeats itself! These women need to get on the Pill and stop relying on MEN to take care of the birth control :yes:

Sorry, I'm still catching up on the story. I know you guys are waaaaay past this point by now!

May 11, 2004 - NOA1

August 9, 2004 - NOA2 APPROVED!!!!

October 1, 2004 - Interview date - Visa APPROVED!!

December 11, 2004 - Wedding! Finally married!

December 30, 2004 - Overnighted AOS, AP, & EAD

February 7, 2005 - Received AP in the mailFebruary 26, 2005 - Fingerprints & Biometrics appointment

March 7, 2005 - Received EAD in the mail

April 4, 2005 - Received notice of interview date for AOS

July 26, 2005 - Interview date for AOS!!!

August 12, 2005 - Received NOA for Permanent Residency

August 15, 2005 - Received Green Card in mail!!

June 4, 2007 - Mailed I-751 form to lift "conditions" - it arrived at NSC on June 6

June 11, 2007 - Check cashed

June 21, 2007 - Received NOA1 and Biometrics appt. letter

July 14, 2007 - Biometrics appt. (after re-scheduling)

April 2, 2008 - got an e-mail that our case was transferred to California!

May 12, 2008 - got an e-mail that our case is APPROVED!!

May 17, 2008 - Received Green Card in the mail! No more Immigration for TEN YEARS!!

December 6, 2007 - Monique Savannah is born!! 6 lbs. 13 oz.

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**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

WOO-HOO...Almost there Guys!! C'mon one more full day to go!! :thumbs:

Jawi, this one's for you!!

xoxox

Blessed,

Gill

******************************************************************************

Rastaman Visit

A RASTAMAN WENT TO VISIT AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND. RASTAMAN KNOCK PON DI

DOOR

AND SMADDY INSIDE SEH: " A WHO DAT"

RASTAMAN----- " I AND I, JAH RASTAFARI, KING OF KINGS, LORD OF LORD:

CONQUERING LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH, SON OF HAILE SELASSIE I"

THE PERSON INSIDE REPLIED: "A ME ONE DEY YAH, AN MI NAH OPEN DE DOOR

FI SO MUCH AH OONU".

:lol: :lol:

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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WORD OF THE DAY: EVILOUS

Henry and I are dealing with some recurring identity theft issues. When I checked one of our accounts last night smaddy had tried AGAIN to pay their FAT TMOBILE bill with our checking acct. When Henry came home and I told him, he took off his cap, threw it down and said:

"Bwoy! Ah true me ah try fe have patience wid dis internet ting, but yuh see me, bwoy me ah tell you..[scratches his head]...ah why deese dyam tief dem inna dis place so evilous, mon??!!! Ah two double shift me jus werk. Wah mek dem cyan guh fine wuk!?? Dem evilous me tell you.....bwoy..[walking upstairs] bwoy me ah tell yuh...........mumble mumble"

:):)

:lol: mi neva hear dat one, but different dialect wid different parish. St Anns Bay mi man a bawn an grow - him mek mi laff wid "Pleasant Good Evelin" (evening) and "Ray Tay Tay" (kinda like how we say "Blah Blah Blah" here in the Bay Area)

That's JACKED-UP!!!! Mi nuh blame poor Henry fi cuss dem atall!! Dyam evilous lot!!!! Yuh ever hear 'Skylarking?"

My Mom used to use that one hall deh time!

"Eeeheh, oonuh doan 'ave nuttin betta fi duh dan jus sidung a skylark hall day? Bwoy, hit mussi noice!!!" :lol:

:lol:

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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Good morning ladies (F)

Omoba - safe travels on your trip :yes:

So I took a two hour walk with my sister in law, 4 month old nephew (he was in the stroller) and her tiny chihuahua - who decided to run down the block without a leash so guess who carried the damn dog during the whole walk <_< Cheddar (dog's name) naah easy at all - a lay she a lay inna mi harms like wan newborn baby *kissteet*

I have a docs appt @ 1pm today and I am praying to be at least 3 cm because I know with some walks around the block I will hit 4 in no time, and I have to be at least 4 to be admitted to L/D.

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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:lol: @ Cheddar...serious...Cheddar is the name? :lol:

Hope your appt. goes well and you can get admitted soon...come on baby boy...mama wants you out! :lol:

I don't know why the hell they named the dog Cheddar - especially a female dog!

Here's a pic of my youngest nephew (the one I was with yesterday) click the link:

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My son will be grandson # 3 for my mom. My sisters son is 4 and my brothers son (likkle man) is 4 months.

He was 9 lb 7 oz born, and SIL pushed him out like he weighed two pounds :yes:

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N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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Wow all boys! What a cutie he is :wub:

I'm so paranoid about going into labor looking like a swampmonster I'm sitting here plucking my eyebrows :lol: and somehow I managed to change my toenail polish yesterday. Can you tell I have nothing better to do? :whistle:

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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Wow all boys! What a cutie he is :wub:

I'm so paranoid about going into labor looking like a swampmonster I'm sitting here plucking my eyebrows :lol: and somehow I managed to change my toenail polish yesterday. Can you tell I have nothing better to do? :whistle:

:lol: You are too funny :lol:

Have you ever heard of people who have work done down there...makeup and waxing and all sorts of stuff right before delivery so that in the film of their delivery everything is looking good :o

As long as you don't go that far :no::lol:

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