My name ain't Stella....

[jawi876 2]

*Melodee knows one thing for certain, she will see Mya again, when Tradee wasn’t around. She would hate the day she ever came to Jamaica.*

Ring…ring.

Ian: Hello? Whata gowan mon? Irie…Irie! Don’t worry about a thing…every little gowantuh be alright….

Melodee: Excuse me? Good day sar. I was wondering if I might speak to Mr. Ian Royale, the Third?

Ian: Speaking.

Melodee: Yes. I met you today at the airport. I-I…

Ian: Oh yes! Of course I remember you. I have been waiting all day for you to call. It seems that I was really taken aback by your grace and poise because I never asked you for your name. Ha! Shall I dare beseech you for the honor now?

Melodee: I’m Melodee. Look, um something came up and I…

Ian: Oh no! I implore you not to utter those words beautiful Melodee. You can’t cancel our date.

Melodee: I’m afraid I will have to. I don’t have a ride into Ocho Rios after all.

Ian: That is not a problem at all. I can arrange to have a personal driver come and pick you up. He is a good friend of mine, and you will be safe.

Melodee: Well, I-I was hoping you could come and pick me up. I would like to take a ride through the country if you don’t mind.

Ian: Wow. That’s really unfortunate, as I would love to spend the time exploring paradise with you Me-LOW-dee. Alas, it seems that I was not as acclimated to the roads of Jamaica as I originally surmised. I couldn’t stop thinking about my luck running into you, and I uh…ha-ha. I plowed head first into a man-sized pothole. The rental agency promised to bring another car first thing tomorrow though. I hope that it doesn’t prove me too arrogant if I request a rain check for tomorrow? Can I still have my friend pick you up for drinks, dinner and dancing? I promise to be the perfect gentleman and companion.

Melodee: That would be nice. You can have your driver call me for directions. I should be presentable in an hour or so.

Ian: I will wait with baited breath. I’m sure that you don’t have the ability to ever disappoint. I will see you soon Jamaican Gem. Avoir Mon Cherie!

Melodee: Eh? What did you…hello? Ian? Can you hear me? Hello?

*Ian had released the call before she could respond. Melodee briefly entertained the thought of standing him up. However, she knew that her mother would be asking for money soon, and she was not used to paying bills. She had to find a man to finance her living arrangements.*

Edited November 14, 2007 by jawi876

[Forever Young 1]

*Ian had released the call before she could respond. Melodee briefly entertained the thought of standing him up. However, she knew that her mother would be asking for money soon, and she was not used to paying bills. She had to find a man to finance her living arrangements.*

Ok, that seals deh deal fi mi! Melodee DESERVES Ian ...hole finky-finky 2 bit hoe!! Mi 'ope im cyan finance yuh HIV medication tuh!! Cause Sistren afta yuh sellhof yuh hhhhole dutty crotches yuh a guh need hit!! Nah Man, deh ooman mek mi dyam mad! Big hole ooman like she a look man fi pay har way...She a guh haffi learn deh lesson Nuttin inna dissa world is free...suh she a guh pay wid har LIFE!!!

Rasta...lend mi yuh Machete nuh???? Is she yuh REALLY need fi CHOP tuh ras!!

Gill

[SupportOAFJF 0]

*Ian had released the call before she could respond. Melodee briefly entertained the thought of standing him up. However, she knew that her mother would be asking for money soon, and she was not used to paying bills. She had to find a man to finance her living arrangements.*

Ok, that seals deh deal fi mi! Melodee DESERVES Ian ...hole finky-finky 2 bit hoe!! Mi 'ope im cyan finance yuh HIV medication tuh!! Cause Sistren afta yuh sellhof yuh hhhhole dutty crotches yuh a guh need hit!! Nah Man, deh ooman mek mi dyam mad! Big hole ooman like she a look man fi pay har way...She a guh haffi learn deh lesson Nuttin inna dissa world is free...suh she a guh pay wid har LIFE!!!

Rasta...lend mi yuh Machete nuh???? Is she yuh REALLY need fi CHOP tuh ras!!

Gill

ahhahaaa...a caan laugh hard enuff...WOOOOAIIIEEE.. Gilli u no easy at tall...mi did tell oonuh seh di gyal 'ole rotten...hehhheee....

[Sonshyne 2]

I give up. My journey is over. I don't have the heart or strength to go through all of this anymore. I will face the fact that maybe Aron and I really aren't meant to be.

Jawi.

Jawi hang in there don't give up your blessing is waiting on you Truss mi nuh heveryting fi wuk out

Getting on a plane to Germany in a few hours and just saying I will be back in this thread in 10 days to catch up. I will be without a computer

and sitting over there wondering what the story will be like ........

Much love :energetic:

Omoba

Omboba safe travels to you

[Tricia B 0]

well when my mother decided to give me her version of a sex talk all she said was "mek sure yuh use preventative."

so my favorite word is preventative

jawi keep your head up:

God grant me the serenity

to accept the things I cannot change;

courage to change the things I can;

and wisdom to know the difference

So if I might interrupt, seeing the word broughtupsy brought back memories.

We had this discussion ages ago, but what are your favorite Jmaican words.

I vote for sufferation, studyration and gravelicious.

Whahhhaaa! I have never heard that word, but I love it and gotta use it now!

[Sonshyne 2]

well her story is getting some things started with me so we'll see if "washing the baby's head" will make the contractions stronger .

I wanna take a walk later to see if that helps.

It worked both times for me... The next mawning mi pop out pickney after 2 hour labor

Jawi...here are some smilies you should use in your story

This one especially for those still seperated by distance:

[Sonshyne 2]

To my freaky fans...

With love,

Jawi

[Sonshyne 2]

Mya can’t get enough of him, and she wants to feel every inch of his 10 inch anaconda. So, she spreads her legs and hips further apart, and bends low at the waist until her hands are now on the soft green grass. Tradee chokes back a deep growl, and puts his hands on Mya’s taut thighs. He pulls her legs back and around his waist. Mya balances herself by keeping her hands firmly planted, and she begins rolling her waist like an tidal wave. Tradee and Mya expertly work each other as their passion ebbs and flows. Neither of them utter a word, and the only sound coming from them is the sound of their cavernous moans and the sweet sound of their coupled bodies.*[/i]

Yuh mek mi bruk mi husband

[Marlita 0]

Mya can’t get enough of him, and she wants to feel every inch of his 10 inch anaconda. So, she spreads her legs and hips further apart, and bends low at the waist until her hands are now on the soft green grass. Tradee chokes back a deep growl, and puts his hands on Mya’s taut thighs. He pulls her legs back and around his waist. Mya balances herself by keeping her hands firmly planted, and she begins rolling her waist like an tidal wave. Tradee and Mya expertly work each other as their passion ebbs and flows. Neither of them utter a word, and the only sound coming from them is the sound of their cavernous moans and the sweet sound of their coupled bodies.*[/i]

Yuh mek mi bruk mi husband

Whaaahhaaa!!! Oh my!

[Marlita 0]

Jawi yur explanation of the "Pregnancy Shadow" is sooo true. My mother and sisters nose spread like crazy and my sister get the dirty neck thang.....so not pretty. I'm scared what I'll look like when I get preggers. I just want to get pregnant and buy cute maternity clothes! Ha ha. Oh Lawd I need to get knocked up!!

[clairern 0]

Good Morning all;

Off to do my ACLS class today and tomorrow. I guess I will have to catch up with you guys later tonight. Have a blessed day. As Gill would say "just two more days till the week ends" Enjoy y'all.

Much love

Claire

[rhondapayter 0]

Jawi,

Your story is just AWESOME! I just started reading it, and I'm already on pg. 16. You should write a book.

On another note, I can not post on VJ from my home computer I can read the posts, but when I try to post, it gives me an error message and disconnects me from online! Has anyone else had this happen?

[rhondapayter 0]

Mi ear nuff stories bout Shotta inna school, and mi faas bad. Mi wan fe knoa whaa ie feel like tuh. Mi rooks hoff both of oonu same time. When mi belly swell, mi neva knoa who breed mi.

I knew she was a no good skettle I liked the Rasta from the start - even though you guys all bashed him

[Forever Young 1]

Mi ear nuff stories bout Shotta inna school, and mi faas bad. Mi wan fe knoa whaa ie feel like tuh. Mi rooks hoff both of oonu same time. When mi belly swell, mi neva knoa who breed mi.

I knew she was a no good skettle I liked the Rasta from the start - even though you guys all bashed him

Hey Rhonda,

Welcome!!! Yah...Rasta is turning out to be ok!

Gill

[Forever Young 1]

**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

WOO-HOO...Almost there Guys!! C'mon one more full day to go!!

Jawi, this one's for you!!

xoxox

Blessed,

Gill

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Rastaman Visit

A RASTAMAN WENT TO VISIT AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND. RASTAMAN KNOCK PON DI

DOOR

AND SMADDY INSIDE SEH: " A WHO DAT"

RASTAMAN----- " I AND I, JAH RASTAFARI, KING OF KINGS, LORD OF LORD:

CONQUERING LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH, SON OF HAILE SELASSIE I"

THE PERSON INSIDE REPLIED: "A ME ONE DEY YAH, AN MI NAH OPEN DE DOOR

FI SO MUCH AH OONU".