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:ot:BUILD YOUR SELF-ESTEEM DAY

OK Ladies, I was thinking so many of us beat ourselves up cause we don't look like Victoria Secret models. We are all beautiful women, in spite of what magazines, tv and movies try to tell us!

I want every woman on the thread today to post one or two things that you LOVE about your body and yourself! Yes, this includes you too all my Preggie friends (You have even more reasons to love your body...you are bringing forth a new life :luv: ) Zeen?

Ok, I'll start I love my curves and the way they move when I dance :dance: & walk! I love my smile :D and my CRAZY sense of humor too :wacko: !

Ok, next...

Love you all,

Gill

Well I'm 5 11 and I love being tall and I have great legs.

I love the curve of my back/ waist leading to my behind and hips.

..the fact that mi pums skills sell hoff!

:o:lol:

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**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!!!! WE MADE IT!!!! WOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!!!! :dance::dance: :energetic: :goofy::dancing::dancing::jest: I don't know about you guys, but to me it's been a LONNNNNNNNNNNG week!!! Have a great weekend and be safe!

Blessed (L) ,

Gill

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Flying Over Jamaica

Fidel Castro of Cuba, Maurice Bishop of Grenada and Michael Manley of Jamaica were returning from a meeting with Mikael Gorbachev in Moscow in the late 1970s. However, there was a power-cut over the entire Caribbean, so the pilot of the plane could not identify which country they were over so the plane could land.

The three leaders reassured him that they could identify their respective nations, as long as he opened a window.

This the pilot immediately did. After flying for a while, Castro shouted: "Si! This is my beloved Cuba. I smell the sugar!" The pilot then located the landing strip, let off Castro and took off again.

Bishop then erupted: "There she is, my spice island. Smell that nutmeg!"

The pilot landed, let off Bishop and took off again, with only Manley on board. "What about you sir?†he enquired, "How are you going to identify your country?" "Everything is under control" Manley replied. He then stuck his hand with a $50,000 gold watch outside the window.

When he took it back in, the watch was gone. "We're over Jamaica!" he announced.

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06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

CF906-K_lg.jpgA heart that loves is 'Forever Young'!CF906-G_lg.jpg

Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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When he took it back in, the watch was gone. "We're over Jamaica!" he announced.

LOL! :lol: GOOD ONE :yes:

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!!!! WE MADE IT!!!! WOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!!!! :dance::dance: :energetic: :goofy::dancing::dancing::jest: I don't know about you guys, but to me it's been a LONNNNNNNNNNNG week!!! Have a great weekend and be safe!

Blessed (L) ,

Gill

***************************************************************************

Flying Over Jamaica

Fidel Castro of Cuba, Maurice Bishop of Grenada and Michael Manley of Jamaica were returning from a meeting with Mikael Gorbachev in Moscow in the late 1970s. However, there was a power-cut over the entire Caribbean, so the pilot of the plane could not identify which country they were over so the plane could land.

The three leaders reassured him that they could identify their respective nations, as long as he opened a window.

This the pilot immediately did. After flying for a while, Castro shouted: "Si! This is my beloved Cuba. I smell the sugar!" The pilot then located the landing strip, let off Castro and took off again.

Bishop then erupted: "There she is, my spice island. Smell that nutmeg!"

The pilot landed, let off Bishop and took off again, with only Manley on board. "What about you sir?†he enquired, "How are you going to identify your country?" "Everything is under control" Manley replied. He then stuck his hand with a $50,000 gold watch outside the window.

When he took it back in, the watch was gone. "We're over Jamaica!" he announced.

real good one. :lol:

Mawning all

poor poor poor Ian.you gwan get a pieace a bust arce when you land dung a Jamaica you c....

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I do not wish to share any information about this dead end journey.........I have reached my final destination on this train, and it is time for me to get off.

THIS TOO SHALL PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?"

"You never really know a man until you have divorced him."-Zsa Zsa Gabor

"When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house. And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man's wife." Deuteronomy 24:1-2

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us." - Helen Keller

"Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it you would let go of today?" - Mary Manin Morrissey

"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much." - Mother Theresa

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Well......no I am not a Victoria Secret girl either.......but the two things I like about myself.....is my personality and I am tall as well.....so I think the legs are a great asset!!!!!

Hope all has a GREAT DAY!!!!! TGIF!!!!!! :dance::dance:

March 17, 2007 Married Ocho Rios, Jamaica

April 12, 2007 Filed I-130 for husband

Vermont Service Center via DHL

May 9, 2007 Automated System says received I-130

May 15, 2007 Received NOA1

July 2, 2007 I-130 Approved (Automated System)

July 9, 2007 Received Approval Notice in mail

August 13, 2007 DS-3032 sent to Andrew & I received AOS bill

August 14, 2007 Paid AOS $70 via DHL

August 21, 2007 Returned DS-3032 from Jamaica via regular mail

September 4, 2007 Received I-864 in mail

September 5, 2007 Returned I-864 via DHL

September 11, 2007 Received DS-3032 Agent of Choice

September 17, 2007 IV Bill Generated

September 20, 2007 Touched (RFE) Missing Documents/Information

They are missing $380 IV Bill which I haven't received as of yet

October 1, 2007 IV Bill Received in the Mail

October 2, 2007 Paid IV Bill via USPS 2nd day delivery

October 3, 2007 IV Bill delivered at 11:07pm to St. Louis P.O. Box

October 5, 2007 IV Bill processed

October 11, 2007 DS-230 Visa Application is scheduled to be mailed this week1111

Sending it to Andrew via DHL International

THE JOURNEY IS COMING TO AN END THAT SEEMS LIKE IT HAS TAKEN FOREVER!

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Good morning ladies (F)

Thanks for all the patios suggestions...hubby is gonna be dead this weekend :lol::devil::lol:

I love hearing all the stories of your men getting here...I remember that day and how sweet it was. I am so happy for everyone.

Wooiieee mi nah rate Ian at all! So outta order :no:

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Ian: Wh-What? *mumbling angrily in hushed tones under his breath* Are you phocking kidding me trick? I just told you I had an important meeting I couldn’t miss, and you are talking about an upgrade and meeting your funky a** in the lounge? Does it look like I need your pittance and freebies, or for that matter your sorry stinky ####? The cost of one of my cuff links could buy you a year’s supply of hair weave, you simple hood rat!

I demand a seat on the next flight leaving for Jamaica. You have to have a flight in the next 30 minutes. This cannot be the ONLY flight you offer today to Montego Bay!

Can somebody give dis jive turkey whats comin to him. :blink: Cha!!!

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Ian need his rass kicked from Mobay to Spanish Town!

Ian: Wh-What? *mumbling angrily in hushed tones under his breath* Are you phocking kidding me trick? I just told you I had an important meeting I couldn’t miss, and you are talking about an upgrade and meeting your funky a** in the lounge? Does it look like I need your pittance and freebies, or for that matter your sorry stinky ####? The cost of one of my cuff links could buy you a year’s supply of hair weave, you simple hood rat!

I demand a seat on the next flight leaving for Jamaica. You have to have a flight in the next 30 minutes. This cannot be the ONLY flight you offer today to Montego Bay!

Can somebody give dis jive turkey whats comin to him. :blink: Cha!!!

Woooiiiee you took it ol school on us :lol: but I agree! Can't wait for the beatdown!

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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Ian: Wh-What? *mumbling angrily in hushed tones under his breath* Are you phocking kidding me trick? I just told you I had an important meeting I couldn’t miss, and you are talking about an upgrade and meeting your funky a** in the lounge? Does it look like I need your pittance and freebies, or for that matter your sorry stinky ####? The cost of one of my cuff links could buy you a year’s supply of hair weave, you simple hood rat!

I demand a seat on the next flight leaving for Jamaica. You have to have a flight in the next 30 minutes. This cannot be the ONLY flight you offer today to Montego Bay!

If he ballin so then why can't he buy another ticket with another airline?

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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Good morning ladies (F)

Thanks for all the patios suggestions...hubby is gonna be dead this weekend :lol::devil::lol:

I want I full report. :devil:

Did you try the flexing ting up der so? I did, :devil: needless to seh hubby nah let no body else have control, at least not fa long. :blink:

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jawi876   2

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Good morning ladies (F)

Thanks for all the patios suggestions...hubby is gonna be dead this weekend :lol::devil::lol:

I want I full report. :devil:

Did you try the flexing ting up der so? I did, :devil: needless to seh hubby nah let no body else have control, at least not fa long. :blink:

told you. It's hard to accomplish...you have to have a willing participant and STRONG muscles. :lol:

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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Ian: Wh-What? *mumbling angrily in hushed tones under his breath* Are you phocking kidding me trick? I just told you I had an important meeting I couldn’t miss, and you are talking about an upgrade and meeting your funky a** in the lounge? Does it look like I need your pittance and freebies, or for that matter your sorry stinky ####? The cost of one of my cuff links could buy you a year’s supply of hair weave, you simple hood rat!

I demand a seat on the next flight leaving for Jamaica. You have to have a flight in the next 30 minutes. This cannot be the ONLY flight you offer today to Montego Bay!

If he ballin so then why can't he buy another ticket with another airline?

hahaa..u see it

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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and if he was ballin like that....why didn't he already have a first class ticket in his possession? Why he trying to floss?

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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Well just here to say that I found this story while browsing on VJ....and finally made it through the 66 pages!!!

Jawi, I'm not usually a romantic stories reader, but this in an incredible story! :thumbs:

I do have some difficulties with the Jamaican slangs :blush: specially when Melodee and Delmar are talking together, but I am doing ok for the most part...

I hope someone is going to kick Ian's a$$ :devil: I hate him :angry:

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Removal of Conditions: GC received on 09/17/2009

Application to replace permanent resident cards filed 3/30/2019 (I-90)

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