My name ain't Stella....

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Mi love mi legz..dem bow and mi hubby caan get enough actually no one even women...and my eyes dem chinky..woaiiiii...

eeehhnnn? Whaa de oomen cyan get enuff? Mi nuh rate yuh foots dem mi gyal. Mi and yuh his tight...but mi nuh care ow righted yuh foot dem stay...mi nuh rate dem.

Oonu wan mad set...faada! :lol:

nuff no admit it...hahahhaaa

Gwaan tru Bowlegged Lou!

Bowlegged Lou - was he in Full Force?

yep...Kimmy just needs the curly mullet. waaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeee

hahaaa..u know it

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Wow Jawi you are going through a lot.

You are in my prayers

Only more testimony about God's grace and goodness. I don't want to sound like I am complaining or anything, not looking for sympathy. I try to let joy be what I project. I like making people smile or laugh. God will not bring me to something that he won't bring me through.

I have been trying to figure out your version of patwah...what does "dae" mean?

Jawi........the African Krio my fiance speaks : Ah dae go cook = I am going to cook.

Hope I don't confuse everyone else with my Krio. It is fun for me to read your patwah. I should start a thread to practice Krio

in the sub-saharan forum but like hanging with you guys too even though the ' tok is no same '.

Yes, God won't lead you where His grace won't keep you We have to go through it and not around it but with God come out victorious.

Hey Omob's,

It amazes me how similar Krio & Patwah are in many ways...although it's a half a world away...we are closer than you think...I LOVE THAT!!! Please share some of your Krio phrases wid us...when you get a chance! I love learning about new cultures and places How's your Journey going? Any better trying to get a K1 from Sierra Lione than Jamaica?? You are always welcome here!! It's 'Jawi's United Nations Forum'...wid a Yardie twang

Bless Bless,

Gill

United Nations Forum...........hey ah leke dat ! Mi fiance wok fer UNHCR som tem ago.

We dae go git soccer team eh ?

Any better K1 from S/L than Ja you asked ? Girl just read my signature ........dis embassy mek mi craz fer sure.

Neva worse one .........aaahhhhh

Big * kissteet * ( also African thing to do when upset ).

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I have lurked in the Africa forum....some of those embassies are harsh. I hope you get through soon Omoba

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Thanks.

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Hubby is always talking about those bandy legged girls...I am a bit and he says thats a good thing...must be a JA guy thing

About the puttus thing...that is the same definition I had and he said as well. Sweety or a term of endearment. He just didn't think girls should say it to girls...it is only for "lovers"

awww...how cute. Girls can get away with a lot more and not mean more if you know what I mean. BTW...I am on my meds today. I am a mellow girlo...

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Jawi –wow, you are a trooper, a fighter girl. Tell me the name a di vitamin you taking cause I want some, you write (one hell of a story and you still going at it), then there is your family life that you are taking care of. You are going through this visa journey and a divorce, mi puttus mi no know how you doing it but di good lawd really a watch ovah you.

“I have been pushing through the pain EVERY day, dealing with my stepdaughter having an enlarged heart, in desperate need of surgery and my sweetie suffering because of it. He loves his girls and my boys, and his spirit is broken because Jamaica doesn't care that he can't afford her surgery. It is so hard to watch the man I love suffer, and I can't do a dang thing about it.”

I am really sorry about this god really will provide for you and your family

Afternoon Ms. Kimmy, How is your day going?

Ms Classychic-I am glad you are learning patois, it very simple mi dey fi 12 years now and if a nevah fi dis ya forum mi wouldn’t memba a lick a patois. :0 , well reading and writing it. You are at the right place though.

Gill you still making us laugh, how is your day going?

Jonesie, how are you and the baby?

Good Morning all!

The driving chuckle SO TRUE!!!

I agree about the reading patois thing...it definitely helps you learn it and become familiar with it. When you haven't been to yard for a while it is so easy to lose the patois flow.

So a question for ya...how would you define puttus? I thought I knew but I was talking to hubby yesterday and he told me it had a different meaning and it wouldn't be something that a girl would call a girl...now I am all confused

I was told that it was a term of endearment...like sweetie...or honey.

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Hey Madame mi deh yah a look..mi caan get fi post too much ...di ppl dem a mek mi wuk tidey

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I have never been able to get an honest answer to this one. A married Jamaican man once called me his little cho-cho. One person told me it was vulgar and referred to my pums. Another told me that it was a term of endearment...yet another told me that I didn't want to know what it meant.

A told me that he didn't have a clue what he meant by it...but it seemed to bother him. What does it mean? Don't be afraid...I'm tough...I can handle the meaning...even in PM.

Phatty...

There is no vitamin I'm afraid. The divorce is not life altering, in that I have been trying to get it for the last 2.5 to 3 years now. His constant begging to come home was more stressing.

My family life is stressing because our hands are tied concerning his little girl. Neither of us can do anything to get her the help she needs right now. Unfortunately, A and I have had some recent struggles in our relationship because of this. He wants to be a man and take care of things all by himself. He doesn't want me to worry or stress because of the pain I'm in...so he pulled away from me. He stopped communicating with me about it (which is what led to the little breakdown I had).

Our visa journey has not started yet because of my pending divorce. I try to lean on the Lord because without Him, I could NEVER NEVER EVER make it. We will start the visa journey when God directs our path, and orders our steps toward marriage. I stay in prayer that neither of us takes a step without God. We tried to be in control of our relationship, and failed miserably.

Now, we understand that we have to do it God's way or no way. I just ask that you all continue to lift us and his daughter up in prayer. When two or more come together in His name....

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Jawi...about the cho-cho thing...I have heard it said before but don't know the meaning...I will ask the hubby and see what he says. If you find out could you either post it here or PM...I am super curious now

Hubby is always talking about those bandy legged girls...I am a bit and he says thats a good thing...must be a JA guy thing

About the puttus thing...that is the same definition I had and he said as well. Sweety or a term of endearment. He just didn't think girls should say it to girls...it is only for "lovers"

awww...how cute. Girls can get away with a lot more and not mean more if you know what I mean. BTW...I am on my meds today. I am a mellow girlo...

Glad to see ya mellow Are the meds helping with the pain?

I totally know what you mean about girls getting away with more...I tried to explain that to the hubby but he wasn't interested He just smiled and said "oh you crazy VJ girls"

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I have never been able to get an honest answer to this one. A married Jamaican man once called me his little cho-cho. One person told me it was vulgar and referred to my pums. Another told me that it was a term of endearment...yet another told me that I didn't want to know what it meant.

A told me that he didn't have a clue what he meant by it...but it seemed to bother him. What does it mean? Don't be afraid...I'm tough...I can handle the meaning...even in PM.

Phatty...

There is no vitamin I'm afraid. The divorce is not life altering, in that I have been trying to get it for the last 2.5 to 3 years now. His constant begging to come home was more stressing.

My family life is stressing because our hands are tied concerning his little girl. Neither of us can do anything to get her the help she needs right now. Unfortunately, A and I have had some recent struggles in our relationship because of this. He wants to be a man and take care of things all by himself. He doesn't want me to worry or stress because of the pain I'm in...so he pulled away from me. He stopped communicating with me about it (which is what led to the little breakdown I had).

Our visa journey has not started yet because of my pending divorce. I try to lean on the Lord because without Him, I could NEVER NEVER EVER make it. We will start the visa journey when God directs our path, and orders our steps toward marriage. I stay in prayer that neither of us takes a step without God. We tried to be in control of our relationship, and failed miserably.

Now, we understand that we have to do it God's way or no way. I just ask that you all continue to lift us and his daughter up in prayer. When two or more come together in His name....

girl 'im neva have nuttin betta fi seh.....cho-cho mean pums..but mi know why 'im woulda cal u 'im cho-cho...kissteet....unless 'im waan a piece a u pums..ahhahaaa

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Ok guys...since we haven't had another installment I got a question for ya...

So I got patois down pretty good and all the basic slang but I need some new coughcoughdirtycough words to add to the vocab to blow away the hubby. When I said "anaconda bite sweet" he just about died...I need to have some new vocab. Got any?

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Ok guys...since we haven't had another installment I got a question for ya...

So I got patois down pretty good and all the basic slang but I need some new coughcoughdirtycough words to add to the vocab to blow away the hubby. When I said "anaconda bite sweet" he just about died...I need to have some new vocab. Got any?

:energetic: :energetic: :energetic: :crying:Good fi yuh Yardie...spice hup deh bedroom yes!!!I need to think about yuh question, cause usually I can't even think tuh speak, Other than deh usual!

Edited November 9, 2007 by Deyoungting

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Jawi...about the cho-cho thing...I have heard it said before but don't know the meaning...I will ask the hubby and see what he says. If you find out could you either post it here or PM...I am super curious now

Hubby is always talking about those bandy legged girls...I am a bit and he says thats a good thing...must be a JA guy thing

About the puttus thing...that is the same definition I had and he said as well. Sweety or a term of endearment. He just didn't think girls should say it to girls...it is only for "lovers"

awww...how cute. Girls can get away with a lot more and not mean more if you know what I mean. BTW...I am on my meds today. I am a mellow girlo...

Glad to see ya mellow Are the meds helping with the pain?

I totally know what you mean about girls getting away with more...I tried to explain that to the hubby but he wasn't interested He just smiled and said "oh you crazy VJ girls"

I actually took the meds last night, and they didn't wear off until around 2:00 PM. They don't take the pain and burn away...they just make me not care so much. Like ow...it hurts...but who cares. LOL

I have never been able to get an honest answer to this one. A married Jamaican man once called me his little cho-cho. One person told me it was vulgar and referred to my pums. Another told me that it was a term of endearment...yet another told me that I didn't want to know what it meant.

A told me that he didn't have a clue what he meant by it...but it seemed to bother him. What does it mean? Don't be afraid...I'm tough...I can handle the meaning...even in PM.

Phatty...

There is no vitamin I'm afraid. The divorce is not life altering, in that I have been trying to get it for the last 2.5 to 3 years now. His constant begging to come home was more stressing.

My family life is stressing because our hands are tied concerning his little girl. Neither of us can do anything to get her the help she needs right now. Unfortunately, A and I have had some recent struggles in our relationship because of this. He wants to be a man and take care of things all by himself. He doesn't want me to worry or stress because of the pain I'm in...so he pulled away from me. He stopped communicating with me about it (which is what led to the little breakdown I had).

Our visa journey has not started yet because of my pending divorce. I try to lean on the Lord because without Him, I could NEVER NEVER EVER make it. We will start the visa journey when God directs our path, and orders our steps toward marriage. I stay in prayer that neither of us takes a step without God. We tried to be in control of our relationship, and failed miserably.

Now, we understand that we have to do it God's way or no way. I just ask that you all continue to lift us and his daughter up in prayer. When two or more come together in His name....

girl 'im neva have nuttin betta fi seh.....cho-cho mean pums..but mi know why 'im woulda cal u 'im cho-cho...kissteet....unless 'im waan a piece a u pums..ahhahaaa

I thought that was what it meant...I didn't want to believe that he would be that rude and especially in front of his wife. She kiss teet and walked away. I was shocked and appalled because it was my first time meeting them. When she didn't address it, I figured my patwah was off.

Ok guys...since we haven't had another installment I got a question for ya...

So I got patois down pretty good and all the basic slang but I need some new coughcoughdirtycough words to add to the vocab to blow away the hubby. When I said "anaconda bite sweet" he just about died...I need to have some new vocab. Got any?

Tell im sey yuh wan fe sit pon buddy like chair....or yuh need de cocky. Tell im yuh pums sell hoff and yuh step hout inna de video light. waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee ((((Yardie))))) love you puttus.

oh...you can tell im dat im hood mek yuh pums stawt swell.

Edited November 9, 2007 by jawi876

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just whisper and tell him ...IT a jump ....plus "mi 'ave di good 'ole, mi so tight" he i going to want to come thru thone unless he's here and then 'im a go jump u bones ...hahhahahaaa

walk good

Kmmy

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Dh's brother has a megaphone and the number is always showing up different...never gave it much thought.

Jawi (((BIG HUGS))) Sorry that you are in so much pain I can't even imagine how hard it is for you. I will be praying for ya girl! Can you go back to work PT til surgery?

The different numbers u guys see on the caller ID when someone calls from the megafon are routing numbers via level 3 communications. Hope everyones having a wonderful day

(((JALove))) I've been thinking bout you sweetie. I knew Mr. man was coming in soon and I hadn't you on in awhile. How does it feel to have him close to you? I can't wait for that feeling.

Its nice he is currently re-arranging the apartment i say what are ya doin he says im workin u will see when u get home and he calls and says um baby there are some clothes here that go to good will i say no we just went there he says no i think ur not going to wear these lol u will see hahah. We have food issues so far hes not liking much of the food the first nite we bought two meals first one he hated said what is this rubbish! it was cluck u chicken im glad i did not go fly with him it was even better to see him come thru the doors at the airport after waiting an hour and 15 min, the person that checked him in in immigrations was from portland he talked the man ta death, so on the ride home he was im amazement at how big everything was and the airport too and he approved of my driving lol he would nto let me drive in jamaica after my first drive of the rental car so now hes bored at home wants to work really bad hes stuck in the tv im sure he watch ten movies a day but i come home he says are u hungry and sometimes had food waiting i have to get used to that its wonderful coming home to him we still have our little tiffs but they are nothin like when we were apart i do think this process can put a strain on ur relationship we get along much better together his fam misses him alot they call all day he was pretty much the one holding everything together there so its alot of adjusting for him and them and he misses home the first two days were really great! u will never forget that the first week the first two days he just looked around the apartment sayin ahh i have my work cut out for me lol u have so much things i cant even think haahhso we go to MD this weekend and then he can try the seafood never had crab so this should be fun too and he can see diff state im looking forward to it i just wish it was warm out so we can go to the harbor i had to take a breather from VJ posting lol but im back here