My name ain't Stella....

[jawi876 2]

[Tradee: Yo rude gyal. Mi nuh play games yuhseemi? Mi need yuh fe decide right now if mi ah mi brodda yuh rate. Yuh give mi a bly…den yuh cyan rate mi brodda zeen? I and I his a big man, and mi nuh play eediat games. Mi will chop yuh bloodcl** wid mi machete ova phockery mi yout. Yuh feel whaa mi sey?

Mya: I’m not sure I understood everything daddy. But, I will break things off with your brother. We have all the time in the world to talk about this, but I can think of other things I would rather do right now. *Mya licks his waiting mouth, and plunges her tongue into his warm mouth. She can still taste the ganja and remnants of Guiness.

Tradee hails a taxi, and they head back to Royal Plantation. The front desk looks at the handsome couple with admiration and awe. The couple only has eyes for each other, and they cannot keep their hands off each other.*

Mi nuh no bout Mya... But, im chat bout chop mi wit machete woulda put mi fiyah out Mi nuh caan tink bout mi womb getting wuk out affi that

Mya A H## fi sure!! She give her pum to everybody

Yawi this installment was hot!! Gyal yuh mek mi link mi husband see how long before im come to yaard

Oonuu husband need fe stawt pay mi...oonu keep rooks off yuh husband cuz hof Mya hot tail behind. LOL...LOL

[Yaads 0]

Mi nuh no bout Mya... But, im chat bout chop mi wit machete woulda put mi fiyah out Mi nuh caan tink bout mi womb getting wuk out affi that

Mya A H## fi sure!! She give her pum to everybody

Yawi this installment was hot!! Gyal yuh mek mi link mi husband see how long before im come to yaard

I hear ya! It didn't bother her cause she have no clue what he was chatting

[Sonshyne 2]

Mya: I have to get an early start, but feel free to stay here until I get back. You can order room service, enjoy the Jacuzzi and wait for me to come back and ravish your sexy a** all over again. I promise I won’t take too long.

Is she stupid? Watch Rasta hear a knock on the door and Tran is on the other side!

I was thinking the samething.. Isn't the other room right next door?? Didn't she tell Tradee the samething?

Her pum should be all worn out by now anyway!

[Yaads 0]

Oonuu husband need fe stawt pay mi...oonu keep rooks off yuh husband cuz hof Mya hot tail behind. LOL...LOL

I knew we would have to start paying eventually

[Sonshyne 2]

Ok! can I call her a dutty wh***....she really a fall fi di mad ras...watch how toya a go buss her head fi deh wid smaddy wah did ave interest inna har...hmmm

Mya have no morals atall Once someone have a interest in yuh friend... Yuh Neva Neva cross that line!!

RASCL**** She ago mek mi cuss

.Mya: But, um…did you have a connection to his brother at all? You two looked pretty um…um…cozy when Tran and I found you on the beach. It looked like we had interrupted something personal.

There she go again! Cha!

She still worrying about this, but she still nuh wear a condom

[jawi876 2]

Meanwhile, back in the States, Ian is reviewing his bills. He and Toya have a few credit cards together, and he is interested to see what types of things she is burning money on in Jamaica. He pulls up the pending transactions log for their Black American Express, and nearly falls from his chair. Why in the he** did she just spend $8000 on a wedding dress, another $1300 on shoes and accessories? He knows that she is not trying to force his hand at marrying her. He proposed to her to get her off his back, and that was as far as he ever intended to take it. He would just tell her that she would have to return everything. Better yet, he would let her keep it and model it for him. Then, he would give every piece of it to charity to watch the smile disappear from her eyes. Ian reviews a couple more of their joint cards, and was satisfied that she had not made any more major purchases. He lost his sight and all his body organs shut down when he got to the recent activity on their platinum visa card. Toya had recently put deposits down on floral arrangements, limo service and table rentals. Toya was planning a wedding, and he obviously wasn’t invited.

He had to figure out a way to get her away from Mya. Mya was a horrible influence, and had Toya believing in herself again. She was undoing all of his hard work, and Ian couldn’t fathom losing Toya. Ian’s father always told him that he had to keep a woman in place at all times because they were all closet whores, and would cheat if given the opportunity. Mya was a perfect example of the woman his father told him to stay away from. Toya was a prized possession, and worth the extra energy to train her up in the way of a good wholesome woman.

Ian had actually been very attracted to Toya when they first met. Her gorgeous smile and voluptuous curves appealed to him from the first day. He talked about her incessantly at the dinner table, until one day his father asked to meet her. Ian brought Toya by for dinner, and his father began ridiculing him and mocking him daily. He told Ian that no woman that attractive would ever want a ghetto, sewer monster like himself. Ian set out to prove his father wrong. But, the damage was already done, and he hated Toya before she even had a chance to love him.

Ian immediately calls his travel agent to make arrangements for the first flight to Jamaica. After several transfers, and a lot of threats, he was booked for the first available flight arriving on Friday morning. Ian shuts down his computer, and decides to relieve some tension. He always kept a few women on the side that he could call upon when the need became urgent. Michelle told him that she would be right over, and she would bring her friend. He hoped the women were up for a rough night, because there would be nothing resembling lovemaking going on from his end.*

[Yaads 0]

Ian

This should be some good drama when he arrives on the island!

[Sonshyne 2]

Oonuu husband need fe stawt pay mi...oonu keep rooks off yuh husband cuz hof Mya hot tail behind. LOL...LOL

I knew we would have to start paying eventually

No worries mi gyal 'im be glad fi pay yuh

Mi nuh no bout Mya... But, im chat bout chop mi wit machete woulda put mi fiyah out Mi nuh caan tink bout mi womb getting wuk out affi that

Mya A H## fi sure!! She give her pum to everybody

Yawi this installment was hot!! Gyal yuh mek mi link mi husband see how long before im come to yaard

I hear ya! It didn't bother her cause she have no clue what he was chatting

Exactly she tink wit har pum and not har mine yuh nuh??

[Yaads 0]

Oonuu husband need fe stawt pay mi...oonu keep rooks off yuh husband cuz hof Mya hot tail behind. LOL...LOL

I knew we would have to start paying eventually

No worries mi gyal 'im be glad fi pay yuh

True true

[Sonshyne 2]

Meanwhile, back in the States, Ian is reviewing his bills. He and Toya have a few credit cards together, and he is interested to see what types of things she is burning money on in Jamaica. He pulls up the pending transactions log for their Black American Express, and nearly falls from his chair. Why in the he** did she just spend $8000 on a wedding dress, another $1300 on shoes and accessories? Toya was planning a wedding, and he obviously wasn’t invited.

Hahahaha!! SURPRISE!!

[Yaads 0]

He always kept a few women on the side that he could call upon when the need became urgent. Michelle told him that she would be right over, and she would bring her friend. He hoped the women were up for a rough night, because there would be nothing resembling lovemaking going on from his end.

No wonder Toya was quick to jump to Fitz...with one wicked guy like that I would run to just about anyone who was gonna treat me like a lady.

[Sonshyne 2]

[He had to figure out a way to get her away from Mya. Mya was a horrible influence, and had Toya believing in herself again. She was undoing all of his hard work, and Ian couldn’t fathom losing Toya. Ian’s father always told him that he had to keep a woman in place at all times because they were all closet whores, and would cheat if given the opportunity. Mya was a perfect example of the woman his father told him to stay away from. Toya was a prized possession, and worth the extra energy to train her up in the way of a good wholesome woman.

He don't even have a clue Mya is as wild and lose as the grand canyon "closet #######" definatly fits her

he was booked for the first available flight arriving on Friday morning. Ian shuts down his computer, and decides to relieve some tension. He always kept a few women on the side that he could call upon when the need became urgent. Michelle told him that she would be right over, and she would bring her friend. He hoped the women were up for a rough night, because there would be nothing resembling lovemaking going on from his end.*[/i]

Watch out Jamaica... It's about to be on and crackin!!

Edited October 30, 2007 by Sonshyne

[Yaads 0]

Do ya think Mya will go for Ian? I mean if he was just making up that HIV thing and all...I am sure they would make a great couple. They could be a swinging couple

Mya better stay away from Fitz...She seems like the type who doesn't respect boundaries yuh know?

Edited October 30, 2007 by Yardiewife

[Sonshyne 2]

Do ya think Mya will go for Ian? I mean if he was just making up that HIV thing and all...I am sure they would make a great couple. They could be a swinging couple

Mya better stay away from Fitz...She seems like the type who doesn't respect boundaries yuh know?

I think she could. That is if she already hasn't. I'm also kind of thinking that Mya is going to do just that with Tran and Tradee. Tran is gonna come in there and catch them in the bed, and she's gonna invite him to join in.

Not atall she has already shown that

Edited October 30, 2007 by Sonshyne

[Jonesie 1]

*Tradee stretches to his full 6’4” height across the huge bed. He is in heaven. He likes that Mya is really feeling him, and she picked him over his brother. He can definitely get used to her sweet loving, while at the same time exacting his revenge on his brother. Tradee calls down for room service and requests boiled banana, bammy and peanut porridge. He almost cursed aloud when they told him that they did not serve ital items on the menu. Instead, he called Mya to find out if she could bring him his food.*

Mya: Hello? Oh hi baby. You miss mama huh? Well, I miss you too, and I’ll show you how much when I get there. I’m riding in the car with Fitz and Toya back to the hotel now. Baby, can’t you get breakfast from room service? What in the he** is ital? What is nam pork? Swine?! Okay. Okay, calm down papi. I didn’t know that *whispering* “rasta’s” ate differently. I’ll ask Fitz if he minds stopping. You need anything else papi? No? Well, are you sure about that? I can think of a couple of things you should need right now.

Tradee: Mya. Mi belly gripe mi. Mi need some food fe nyam. Nuh sar, de eeidat dem tell mi sey dem nuh rate ital. Mi cyan nyam off pork! Rasta lips neva touch swine mi yout. Look mi ago hout and find mi own ting…but mi nuh dere yere when yuh reach back ah yuh hown fault. Mi criss…mi nuh need hennyting else. Eeh? Ehhnnnn.. likkle more.

Mya: Fitz, can you take me to get some ital food? I need some boiled green bananas and peanut soup…oops porridge. I think he asked for Spam or something. Oh? Bammy. Okay, thanks. What is bammy?

*The three of them stop in town to pick up Tradee’s food, and head back to the hotel. Mya literally jumps from the slow moving car, and races into the lobby. Fitz and Toya laugh at her antics, and they decide to go pick up Jr. for some family bonding time.*

ROOOOOOLLLLLIIINNNNNNN

Rasta shoulda known AI naah rate ital rasta food!