My name ain't Stella....

[Jengles 0]

***TOOT OUR HORN DAY!!!!****

Ok...I'll start...

I love my smile and my... pums (just Kidding..not ) and my hips! I am proud of the fact that I finished my Bachelors and my Masters as a single Mom with a 5 & 6 year old at the time!

Gill

Ok..... WHO'S NEXT????? Jengy, Kimmy, Brownie...C'mon...POST & TOOT, POST & TOOT!!!!!

Yeah, yeah I know I am late but here goes. I like my long flowing black hair and the way my bootie twitch when I walk (got quite a bit of compliments about it).

My accomplishments that I am proud of getting out of a bad marriage that I suffered in for 13 years and picking up my self and starting over (though it was very challenging) and have planted my feet firmly on the ground. Despite the fact that he tried to destroy me financially by filing bankruptcy with my name on the mortgage to the home we owned together. As a single parent, getting my youngest to college (not easy). Owning my own home and my dream car (beemer, of course) and proud to say that I have a very good and secure job with great benefits and great people to work with. (If only Mike were here then that would make me complete.)

Good for you, those are great accomplishments....Congratulations on not letting your ex keep you down.

[clairern 0]

***TOOT OUR HORN DAY!!!!****

Ok...I'll start...

I love my smile and my... pums (just Kidding..not ) and my hips! I am proud of the fact that I finished my Bachelors and my Masters as a single Mom with a 5 & 6 year old at the time!

Gill

Ok..... WHO'S NEXT????? Jengy, Kimmy, Brownie...C'mon...POST & TOOT, POST & TOOT!!!!!

Yeah, yeah I know I am late but here goes. I like my long flowing black hair and the way my bootie twitch when I walk (got quite a bit of compliments about it).

My accomplishments that I am proud of getting out of a bad marriage that I suffered in for 13 years and picking up my self and starting over (though it was very challenging) and have planted my feet firmly on the ground. Despite the fact that he tried to destroy me financially by filing bankruptcy with my name on the mortgage to the home we owned together. As a single parent, getting my youngest to college (not easy). Owning my own home and my dream car (beemer, of course) and proud to say that I have a very good and secure job with great benefits and great people to work with. (If only Mike were here then that would make me complete.)

Good for you, those are great accomplishments....Congratulations on not letting your ex keep you down.

Thanks Jengs.

[Forever Young 1]

**********MONDAY CHUCKLE**********

GOOOD MAWNING FAMILY!!!!

I hope heveryone day a GREAT weekend...I DID for obvious reasons!!

Welcome to all our new Yardies!! Congrats to all Yardies moving alang in the process! Keep the Faith and stay strong to all of our Yardies still waiting on visa news!!

Have a BLUE-tiful day...ESPECIALLY YOU JENGY!!!

This one goes out for our Trini Fam...wishing I was in Port of Spain right now participating inna deh JUMP-UP!!!!

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Do's and Dont's of Carnival

1.. DO NOT....Attempt to "throw waist" on ah young girl wit' ah 6' 6"

ignorant boyfren'...funeral home close up for de season.!

2.. DO NOT....Drink an' drive... alcohol is ah expensive t'ing, plus yuh

could spill it on yuh nice clothes.

3.. DO NOT....Feel dat de red-woman who smile an' jump wit' you in de

ban' Tuesday, go even want tuh SMELL yuh on Ash Wednesday...ask she husband!

4.. DO NOT....Stan' up in front of dem speakers tuh "get de vibes".. is

not ah walkman an' I eh shoutin' at nobody after Carnival.!

5.. DO NOT....Buy corn soup from ah Rastaman name "Dutty".

6.. DO NOT....Go to ah fete wit' shoes dat have strap... unless yuh like

walkin' barefoot(dis is not ah formal occasion..use yuh sense l'il bit,

nah..!)

7.. DO NOT....Wear white on J'ouvert morning.

8.. DO NOT....Feel you is de bes' swimmer in Maracas Bay... we eh have

time tuh look for yuh till after Ash Wednesday!

9.. DO NOT....Argue wit' ah drunk coconut vendor because "it eh have no

jelly"... de man obviously know how tuh use ah cutlass!

10.. DO NOT....Wear ah size "Small" costume, if yuh nickname is "T'ick

T'ing".

***TOOT OUR HORN DAY!!!!****

Ok...I'll start...

I love my smile and my... pums (just Kidding..not ) and my hips! I am proud of the fact that I finished my Bachelors and my Masters as a single Mom with a 5 & 6 year old at the time!

Gill

Ok..... WHO'S NEXT????? Jengy, Kimmy, Brownie...C'mon...POST & TOOT, POST & TOOT!!!!!

Yeah, yeah I know I am late but here goes. I like my long flowing black hair and the way my bootie twitch when I walk (got quite a bit of compliments about it).

My accomplishments that I am proud of getting out of a bad marriage that I suffered in for 13 years and picking up my self and starting over (though it was very challenging) and have planted my feet firmly on the ground. Despite the fact that he tried to destroy me financially by filing bankruptcy with my name on the mortgage to the home we owned together. As a single parent, getting my youngest to college (not easy). Owning my own home and my dream car (beemer, of course) and proud to say that I have a very good and secure job with great benefits and great people to work with. (If only Mike were here then that would make me complete.)

Clairey...

You are MAGNIFICENT!!!! That is absolutely inspirational!!! I am so very proud of you!

And hush..Mike will be here soon, Chica!

Bless-ed,

Gill

[clairern 0]

**********MONDAY CHUCKLE**********

GOOOD MAWNING FAMILY!!!!

I hope heveryone day a GREAT weekend...I DID for obvious reasons!!

Welcome to all our new Yardies!! Congrats to all Yardies moving alang in the process! Keep the Faith and stay strong to all of our Yardies still waiting on visa news!!

Have a BLUE-tiful day...ESPECIALLY YOU JENGY!!!

This one goes out for our Trini Fam...wishing I was in Port of Spain right now participating inna deh JUMP-UP!!!!

***********************************************************************

Do's and Dont's of Carnival

1.. DO NOT....Attempt to "throw waist" on ah young girl wit' ah 6' 6"

ignorant boyfren'...funeral home close up for de season.!

2.. DO NOT....Drink an' drive... alcohol is ah expensive t'ing, plus yuh

could spill it on yuh nice clothes.

3.. DO NOT....Feel dat de red-woman who smile an' jump wit' you in de

ban' Tuesday, go even want tuh SMELL yuh on Ash Wednesday...ask she husband!

4.. DO NOT....Stan' up in front of dem speakers tuh "get de vibes".. is

not ah walkman an' I eh shoutin' at nobody after Carnival.!

5.. DO NOT....Buy corn soup from ah Rastaman name "Dutty".

6.. DO NOT....Go to ah fete wit' shoes dat have strap... unless yuh like

walkin' barefoot(dis is not ah formal occasion..use yuh sense l'il bit,

nah..!)

7.. DO NOT....Wear white on J'ouvert morning.

8.. DO NOT....Feel you is de bes' swimmer in Maracas Bay... we eh have

time tuh look for yuh till after Ash Wednesday!

9.. DO NOT....Argue wit' ah drunk coconut vendor because "it eh have no

jelly"... de man obviously know how tuh use ah cutlass!

10.. DO NOT....Wear ah size "Small" costume, if yuh nickname is "T'ick

T'ing".

***TOOT OUR HORN DAY!!!!****

Ok...I'll start...

I love my smile and my... pums (just Kidding..not ) and my hips! I am proud of the fact that I finished my Bachelors and my Masters as a single Mom with a 5 & 6 year old at the time!

Gill

Ok..... WHO'S NEXT????? Jengy, Kimmy, Brownie...C'mon...POST & TOOT, POST & TOOT!!!!!

Yeah, yeah I know I am late but here goes. I like my long flowing black hair and the way my bootie twitch when I walk (got quite a bit of compliments about it).

My accomplishments that I am proud of getting out of a bad marriage that I suffered in for 13 years and picking up my self and starting over (though it was very challenging) and have planted my feet firmly on the ground. Despite the fact that he tried to destroy me financially by filing bankruptcy with my name on the mortgage to the home we owned together. As a single parent, getting my youngest to college (not easy). Owning my own home and my dream car (beemer, of course) and proud to say that I have a very good and secure job with great benefits and great people to work with. (If only Mike were here then that would make me complete.)

Clairey...

You are MAGNIFICENT!!!! That is absolutely inspirational!!! I am so very proud of you!

And hush..Mike will be here soon, Chica!

Bless-ed,

Gill

Thank Gill; you are such a wonderful friend

[Forever Young 1]

**********SUPER DUPER TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning Family,

HAPPY PRIMARY DAY FOR THOSE OF YOU IN STATES HOLDING THEIR PRIMARIES TODAY!!!!

PLEASE GET OUT THERE EARLY AND LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD!!!!!

Have a great day!!!

Blessed love,

Gill

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Duties of a Wife

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given

their new wives duties.

The 1st man had married an Asian woman

and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the

dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on

the 3rd day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were

done.

The 2nd man had married a French woman.

He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do

All the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the 1st day he didn't see

any results, but the next day it was better. By the 3rd day, his

house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on

the table.

The 3rd man married a Jamaican woman.

He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the

house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot

meals on the table for every meal. He said the 1st day he didn't'

see anything, the 2nd day he didn't see anything but by the 3rd

day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out

of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the

dishwasher and call a landscaper.

Got to love those Jamaican women!!!!

[Forever Young 1]

**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning Fam,

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!! Two down...two to go!

Bwoy...what a night!!! This competition is heating up!!

MO was HUGE ...but then so was CA...

So the battle continues!

Have a blessed day! Let's do a two-fer!

Gill

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Woman From Country

A Jamaican woman, from Country, leaves Jamaica for the first time to visit her son in the USA.

She arrives at Miami airport immigration and, as expected, she has no idea what the immigration card is for. The officer, in disgust, begins to fill it in for her. "What is your name ?", says the officer "Meh name BABY", she replies with a smile "BABY ??".

He looks at her. She smiles at him again confidently. "No, What is your whole name?", he asks again. "Meh name BABY, sah", she says with a slight annoyance.

"No, NO, what is your WHOLE name", he says again

"Meh whole name ???". She repeats his question as a question. "Yes, your whole name". He thinks 'at last I got through'. She looks down, feels awkward and remains silent for a while, and says: "Suh, meh hole name PUNNY !"

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WOMEN'S A$$ SIZE STUDY

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their A$$. I thought the results were pretty interesting.

85% of women think their A$$ is too big...

10% of women think their A$$ is too little...

The other 5% say that they don't care - they love him and would have married him anyway.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

hey all..just stopping in for a minute..I'm still a mess...this is just a freAKING Roller coaster....sooo much worse than with Kimora....I think this will be my last can't go thru this a gain...or even the possibility of going thru this again...I don't even have the strength to read all these posts...sorry still love u guys ...

Kimmy

Edited February 6, 2008 by kimmykashi

[Forever Young 1]

hey all..just stopping in for a minute..I'm still a mess...this is just a freAKING Roller coaster....sooo much worse than with Kimora....I think this will be my last can't go thru this a gain...or even the possibility of going thru this again...I don't even have the strength to read all these posts...sorry still love u guys ...

Kimmy

Sooooo sorry Chica!! Feel better soon!! Wi miss & love yuh! ((((((((((((Kimkim)))))))))

Gill

[Forever Young 1]

**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

Gooood Mawning Fam,

Happy Thursday! One day left! Woo-Hoo!!

Congrats to Dimples876 on a date and JALove on check being cashed!

Everyone have a GREAT day!!!

Be good & do good!

Blessed ,

Gill

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Stand By Your Man

Although her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,

his wife stayed by his bedside every single day.

When he finally came to, he motioned for her to come closer.

As she sat on the bed beside him he said,

"Yuh know yuh deh wid mi through all the bad times. When mi went bankrupt

and lost mi business, yuh stood by mi side. When mi get shot, yuh deh by mi side.

When wi lost the house, yuh was dere. When mi car crash an mi bruk up, yuh was dere.

When mi health started to fail, yuh was dere, and when a start to get worse, yuh was dere

... right by mi side ... every time sumpn' bad happen to me yuh is right dere.

Yuh know something?

Yuh know sey it look like yuh a crosses!!!?"

[phatmadame81 0]

:lol:

Morning ladies.

Srry Kimmy..things will get bettter once you out of this trimester.

[jawi876 2]

Woww...ow dis post end hup way dung yere so? Mi should post a link tuh ie inna de otha thread in case people wan fe read it same wey.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Yea jaws..mi did affi search fi it...di panish dem a tek ova...hehheee

[jawi876 2]

yuhseeit! Oonu slipping...

[jawi876 2]

Stella fans the continuation can be found here:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=106312

See you there!

[Yaads 0]

Whoa Jawi...yuh write it so big not a one cyan miss dat Very nice