My name ain't Stella....

[jawi876 2]

[Forever Young 1]

(((((((((Jawi)))))))))),

Is wat dat mean...I'm assuming your thinking about hit han will be posting again shortly!

Gill

[JA Tam 7]

Gill...great topic

Best body part: I have a nice smile...

Accomplishment: being the first in my family to have a professional degree...I am striving for more, but I am proud of that

(can't think of anything more -- di blues deh pon mi tiddeh )

Alright, mi gone, mi suppose fi ah study, but mi get distracted fi bout 2 hours by VJ

Jawi - your skills as an "authoress" is off the chain. You have created a story for a niche market, that will only grow...thanks for sharing your blessings with us all. Love u hon

[jawi876 2]

(((((((((Jawi)))))))))),

Is wat dat mean...I'm assuming your thinking about hit han will be posting again shortly!

Gill

NADDA! na-na-naaa-na.

[Jengles 0]

(((((((((Jawi)))))))))),

Is wat dat mean...I'm assuming your thinking about hit han will be posting again shortly!

Gill

NADDA! na-na-naaa-na.

fi real, yuh story sell off!! People dem bout ya gwan like this is crack...dem is always begging for more...even when dem eyes is burning them from read to much...and you say u have no accomplishments. YA LUCKY I'M STARVING AND NEED FOOD. u can do better than that my dear.

[jawi876 2]

(((((((((Jawi)))))))))),

Is wat dat mean...I'm assuming your thinking about hit han will be posting again shortly!

Gill

NADDA! na-na-naaa-na.

fi real, yuh story sell off!! People dem bout ya gwan like this is crack...dem is always begging for more...even when dem eyes is burning them from read to much...and you say u have no accomplishments. YA LUCKY I'M STARVING AND NEED FOOD. u can do better than that my dear.

IIII'llll never teeeeelllllll!

[Marie876 0]

(((((((((Jawi)))))))))),

Is wat dat mean...I'm assuming your thinking about hit han will be posting again shortly!

Gill

NADDA! na-na-naaa-na.

fi real, yuh story sell off!! People dem bout ya gwan like this is crack...dem is always begging for more...even when dem eyes is burning them from read to much...and you say u have no accomplishments. YA LUCKY I'M STARVING AND NEED FOOD. u can do better than that my dear.

IIII'llll never teeeeelllllll!

Aye! Di story mad!!! I brought my laptop to all my classes today so I could check and see if there were any new parts to the story. Its so addictive!!! Jawi yuh need fi start line up di publisha dem!

[Forever Young 1]

**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE**********

GOOOOOOD MAWNING FAM!!!

HAPPY HUMP DAY YA'LL!!!! ...two fi guh!

Congratulations are in store for our Sistren, Gwen (Stefani) han har husband Gavin expecting their second child! I don't know why, but mi jus LOVE har!! She is so into Jamaica too!!

HAVE A GREAT DAY ALL!!!! MAKE IT A GOOD ONE!!

Bless-ed,

Gill

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A St Lucian Fireman

A St Lucian fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife “y”know sumthing, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station…

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets

Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole

Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we’s ready to go

From now on when I says “Bell One” me want you to strip naked. When I says “Bell two” you jump on de bed. When I says “Bell three” we’s gonna make love all tru de night.

The next night he came home and shouted Bell one and she stripped naked Bell two and she jumped on the bed Bell three and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out Bell four!

An what de hell is bell four? The fireman yelled. She replied “Roll out more hose man, roll out more hose. You aint nowhere near de fire!”

[phatmadame81 0]

:lol:

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Gil dat chuckle was funny

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Mi deh yah by miself ????? where is everybody....

Jengs how u feeling..how far along r u now ?

[Jengles 0]

Mi deh yah by miself ????? where is everybody....

Jengs how u feeling..how far along r u now ?

I don't know I'm around 2 months. I still have prenatal pills and iron pills at home. I'm undecieded as to where to have the baby. The hospital where I had my previous 2 kids, is sort of a hassle to get to. and i wasn't to impressed with my previous obgyn, put i can take the train from work for appts and then take the bus home, if i decied to go to kings county. I just started going to kings county (remember the whole knee thing) and i'm sort of thinking I should stick there since they will be able to access all my records. As I will be having knee problems because of the weight gain and will probably need therapy before I come back to work.

I'm thinking about mr jengles because he's going to have to drive me to the hospital. but then again I came home with diaper bag, three blankets, nuff formula, and nuff pampers from the old hospital. I need help.

[Forever Young 1]

Mi deh yah by miself ????? where is everybody....

Jengs how u feeling..how far along r u now ?

Mi deh yah KimKim...is ow yuh feelin' tiddeh? Gurrrrrrl, I am so ready for this week to be OVA!!!!! Mi seh deh college pickney dem is back...han dem a drive mi MAD!!!!

Mi seh if mi ave wan more pickney come inna mi office a chat bout dem cyaan tek dis class b/c they went to 'RatemyProfessor.com' han the professor teaching deh class had a Frowny face rating! Hevery bloodclaat class is CLOSED suh mi nuh knoa wah fi tell dem!

SUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSS!! *LANG NASTY DUTTY KISSTEET*

Dem nuh see FROWNY FACE YET!!! "COME HOUTA MI OFFICE HAN STOP WASTE HUP MI RASCLAAT TIME!!!!!!"

How's your day? Yuh keeping hup wid yuh school work?

Gill

Edited January 30, 2008 by Deyoungting

[Forever Young 1]

Mi deh yah by miself ????? where is everybody....

Jengs how u feeling..how far along r u now ?

I don't know I'm around 2 months. I still have prenatal pills and iron pills at home. I'm undecieded as to where to have the baby. The hospital where I had my previous 2 kids, is sort of a hassle to get to. and i wasn't to impressed with my previous obgyn, put i can take the train from work for appts and then take the bus home, if i decied to go to kings county. I just started going to kings county (remember the whole knee thing) and i'm sort of thinking I should stick there since they will be able to access all my records. As I will be having knee problems because of the weight gain and will probably need therapy before I come back to work.

I'm thinking about mr jengles because he's going to have to drive me to the hospital. but then again I came home with diaper bag, three blankets, nuff formula, and nuff pampers from the old hospital. I need help.

Jengy can you call the hospital and do a maternity tour? I know I did that with both of my sons and Chica trust mi when I went thorough the ward I was eyeing the formula station!! I heard really good thinga about Kings County Lately!

Ohhh. Clariey would be good to ask too! Maybe she still has RN friends @ the 2 hospitals that she can ask.

Gill

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Jengs, I know what u mean...LOVE LOVE my ob and hosp Kimora was born can eat off a di floor..fantastic...

Mek sure u plan it out..and GET UR BUTT TO THE DOCTORS !!!! SOON !!!

Mi deh yah by miself ????? where is everybody....

Jengs how u feeling..how far along r u now ?

Mi deh yah KimKim...is ow yuh feelin' tiddeh? Gurrrrrrl, I am so ready for this week to be OVA!!!!! Mi seh deh college pickney dem is back...han dem a drive mi MAD!!!!

Mi seh if mi ave wan more pickney come inna mi office a chat bout dem cyaan tek dis class b/c they went to 'RatemyProfessor.com' han the professor teaching deh class had a Frowny face rating! Hevery bloodclaat class is CLOSED suh mi nuh knoa wah fi tell dem!

SUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSS!! *LANG NASTY DUTTY KISSTEET*

Dem nuh see FROWNY FACE YET!!! "COME HOUTA MI OFFICE HAN STOP WASTE HUP MI RASCLAAT TIME!!!!!!"

How's your day? Yuh keeping hup wid yuh school work?

Gill

ratemyprofessor...ahhahaaa...they r too funny...dem no have nuttin fi do wid dem parents money...dyam poil pickney dem