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Ladies, I am gonna call it a night. I am babysitting twin 2yo boys. One is asleep and the other wants to watch cartoons. Their mom is in JA at the Jazz festival and I decided to keep them so dad can go hang out with his friends tonight. We have been taking turns babysitting them all this week, and now I am glad I had my children early. :whistle::whistle: They ran me ragged for the two days I stayed with them, but I love them anyway. Good thing I can "return them" :jest::jest::jest::yes::yes:Mike was talking about us having a child together, but I don't think I would be able to deal with a child at my age. My kids are grown and I am saving my energy for grandkids or friends kids.

Woiiieee!! Wah gwaan wit hall deh baby talk deh?! Yall gwaan like deh baby duppy grab yuh hup so!!! Mi seh mi ah step away frum deh microfone, like Gill ah tell mi! Cause all ah ooonu a chat babyness so much mi ah ave waan song fi sing pon dat dere mic.... **kissteet***mi ah put on waan concert fi tru!!

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a who did tell mi PEDIALYTE taste good... :angry: bwoy mi seh fi feel like one kisko and mi go tek one a Kimora sumpting.....lawd a couldn't swallow it....wah a sitten nasty..larks....now mi know... :dead:

I don't know who tell u it taste good, for the baby i mix the unflavored one with the formula.

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a who did tell mi PEDIALYTE taste good... :angry: bwoy mi seh fi feel like one kisko and mi go tek one a Kimora sumpting.....lawd a couldn't swallow it....wah a sitten nasty..larks....now mi know... :dead:

I don't know who tell u it taste good, for the baby i mix the unflavored one with the formula.

now mi know cause mi sure nah taste it again :)

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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a who did tell mi PEDIALYTE taste good... :angry: bwoy mi seh fi feel like one kisko and mi go tek one a Kimora sumpting.....lawd a couldn't swallow it....wah a sitten nasty..larks....now mi know... :dead:

I don't know who tell u it taste good, for the baby i mix the unflavored one with the formula.

now mi know cause mi sure nah taste it again :)

ah fast u fast. lol

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**********MONDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning Fam,

I hope all of you had a wonderful weekend!!

OK...so here we go again!!! Don't worry before wi know it...I'll be posting deh Friday Chuckle :unsure::hehe:

Love ya and have a GOOD day!!!

Gill

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Wanna Take It With Mi

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When mi dead, mi waan yuh fi tek halla mi money han putti inna deh casket wid mi, because mi waan fi tek hit tuh deh afterlife wid mi!...Zeen?"

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait, jussa minute!'

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it

away.

So her friend said, "Gurl, mi knoa seh yuh nuh fool enuff fi put halla em money inna deh casket wid em?! "

She said, "Mi Love, mi cyaan lie. Mi promise em I wouldda put halla deh money inna deh casket wid em han I ham a ooman of mi word!"

"You mean fi tell mi seh yuh put halla deh money inna deh casket wid EM!!!!?"

" Yes, Man!" said the wife. "Mi write em a check!!"

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Where is everyone today..gosh it's started to be some looonnnggg days...this weekend was the start of the spewing :) I HATE IT !!

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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Where is everyone today..gosh it's started to be some looonnnggg days...this weekend was the start of the spewing :) I HATE IT !!

Oh no...that hasn't happened to me yet...that's the worst....next time u a spew...mek sure u stand up next to someone u don't like. :devil:

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Where is everyone today..gosh it's started to be some looonnnggg days...this weekend was the start of the spewing :) I HATE IT !!

Oh no...that hasn't happened to me yet...that's the worst....next time u a spew...mek sure u stand up next to someone u don't like. :devil:

ahaha..mi a go si if wi can convince di MONSTER in law fi come over..and mek the baby be mi excuse fi spit pon har :devil::devil: ahahahaaa

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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Where is everyone today..gosh it's started to be some looonnnggg days...this weekend was the start of the spewing :) I HATE IT !!

Oh no...that hasn't happened to me yet...that's the worst....next time u a spew...mek sure u stand up next to someone u don't like. :devil:

ahaha..mi a go si if wi can convince di MONSTER in law fi come over..and mek the baby be mi excuse fi spit pon har :devil::devil: ahahahaaa

Lawwwd, wat a weh onnuh wickid!!...Is why mi love onnuh suh!!! :devil::lol::lol::lol:

Gill

P.S. Sarry fi 'ere bout deh 'spewing' Chica...is wat deh doctor seh?

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

CF906-K_lg.jpgA heart that loves is 'Forever Young'!CF906-G_lg.jpg

Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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Gilli...a dere mi goin now :yes:

Arright...check us when yuh reach back!

Edited by Deyoungting

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

CF906-K_lg.jpgA heart that loves is 'Forever Young'!CF906-G_lg.jpg

Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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