My name ain't Stella....

[Marlita 0]

Ah yes! The District!!! Yuh kno mi wuk a couple blocks frum desso!

[Sonshyne 2]

Ah yes! The District!!! Yuh kno mi wuk a couple blocks frum desso!

Fe mi wuk dat dere close Lawd haffi mercy pon mi check Deh shop owers dem wodda knoa mi name!!

[Forever Young 1]

who wan go a yaad....see it yah..big sale

AIR JAMAICA

WHOA...A big Yard sale DAT!!! (I crack miself hup sometimes...)

Kim, your monster-in-law is a REAL claat!! Mek she stay deh...no worrie mi dear...har time soon come!! Cause I have learned this lesson OVA han OV again...Wat goes around comes AROUND...wait til dis pissa liyad ole ooman git rasclaat slap wid deh 'Come Round'!!!

Blessed,

Gill

Edited January 23, 2008 by Deyoungting

[Forever Young 1]

So how mi no get no invite..Lita is awrite mi tink we did kool...but a life a no nuttin..mi luv u same way

KimKim mi shodda look yuh up inna April 07 wen mi and mi husband sit inna JFK fe 8 hrs wen wi com fram JA. Mi tell yuh dat dere was pure torture Mi stay wake all dem hours and mi husband caan sleep anywhere... "im just snore up deh place like im was in yaard Mi sleep.... Nuh sar mi stay up and watch deh suit cases and deh people dem.

Dat is too dyam funny Sonny ...mi stay deh SAME WEH!!! I cyaant fall a sleep hennywhere!! Ken will be knocked out inna deh cyar, bus...inna deh mikkle a claating REBEL SALUTE...henny dyam where han I sittin' hup like #### a play look out!

Bless,

Gill

[JA Tam 7]

Tank di Lawd seh is di opposite fi mi. Aaron will stay up and watch di bags dem...Mi - out like ah baby :lol: (that is if ah mi an' him a travel; otherwise mi ah hawk watch di bags dem like nuttin); I guess that will change when children enter stage left

Edited January 23, 2008 by JA Tam

[phatmadame81 0]

Hello Ladies.............How is everyone.............

Kim srry to hear about your MIL.......but har foot soon cool off ...........

Lita srry bout you shirt..you reallly nevah wan go in today........

Gil how are you hanging...............don't worry about that typo, I had a few tiddeh 2.

Jengles.......how are you ...hope everythign is fien with the Mister.

mi feel the cold inna mi bone tiddehhhhhhhhh

Di "massa" had mi working so much tiddeh and to mek tings worst it was colder inside than it was outside...we had a DOH&MH inspector there and it was not until she said she was going to call her office to shut us down before the likke wukless people dem decide fi tek teh kids dem and put dem inna aone a di semi-warm room..and give di office staff dem one likke heater fi warm up......... :ranting: :angry: :protest:

[JA Tam 7]

Hello Ladies.............How is everyone.............

Kim srry to hear about your MIL.......but har foot soon cool off ...........

Lita srry bout you shirt..you reallly nevah wan go in today........

Gil how are you hanging...............don't worry about that typo, I had a few tiddeh 2.

Jengles.......how are you ...hope everythign is fien with the Mister.

mi feel the cold inna mi bone tiddehhhhhhhhh

Di "massa" had mi working so much tiddeh and to mek tings worst it was colder inside than it was outside...we had a DOH&MH inspector there and it was not until she said she was going to call her office to shut us down before the likke wukless people dem decide fi tek teh kids dem and put dem inna aone a di semi-warm room..and give di office staff dem one likke heater fi warm up......... :ranting: :angry: :protest:

Ole wickid dem...Mi happy yu get di heater still. Nuh mind, mi might deh ah Florida, but deh way we office building COLD, mi woulda tink mi ah go tru di winter unnu ah have up deh inna de freezer

[phatmadame81 0]

at least you have the warm climate outside fi go to........fi we...inside cold and outside colder..........

I will give dat uanyday of teh week.......can't wait fi land dung deh so.........

[JA Tam 7]

It expensive no ra$$ dung yah...is a mini-NY from wah mi ah hear wid di high cost ah living. If dem did at least have ah good transportation system dung yah, it woulda awright...is tru weh yuh ah seh, at least mi can go out and experience di nice weather, but it did ah rain and was so gloomy tideh...mi almost draw di cyad an' seh, mi nuh wuk when it rain...ah joke mi ah mek

[SupportOAFJF 0]

So how mi no get no invite..Lita is awrite mi tink we did kool...but a life a no nuttin..mi luv u same way

KimKim mi shodda look yuh up inna April 07 wen mi and mi husband sit inna JFK fe 8 hrs wen wi com fram JA. Mi tell yuh dat dere was pure torture Mi stay wake all dem hours and mi husband caan sleep anywhere... "im just snore up deh place like im was in yaard Mi sleep.... Nuh sar mi stay up and watch deh suit cases and deh people dem.

u shoulda..dat is terrible gosh...mi nah sleep neida all when sleep a bus mi shut...

[SupportOAFJF 0]

hey Maddy, mi know wah u a seh..mi no hate nuttin so like AC or inna wuk a freeze...just open di blasted window dem...u see how dem jump up an dung fi DOH..instead keep up during the b;asted year

[clairern 0]

and no one caught it............

Mi ketch ei....mi just tink seh a chu she neva post yesterday she called it "MONDAY"

Whaoiiiiieee. Me get dis yah one before yuh dis time

[Forever Young 1]

Hello Ladies.............How is everyone.............

Kim srry to hear about your MIL.......but har foot soon cool off ...........

Lita srry bout you shirt..you reallly nevah wan go in today........

Gil how are you hanging...............don't worry about that typo, I had a few tiddeh 2.

Jengles.......how are you ...hope everythign is fien with the Mister.

mi feel the cold inna mi bone tiddehhhhhhhhh

Di "massa" had mi working so much tiddeh and to mek tings worst it was colder inside than it was outside...we had a DOH&MH inspector there and it was not until she said she was going to call her office to shut us down before the likke wukless people dem decide fi tek teh kids dem and put dem inna aone a di semi-warm room..and give di office staff dem one likke heater fi warm up......... :ranting: :angry: :protest:

THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!! Wah deh hell a gwaan ova dehso!!

[Forever Young 1]

**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning Folks,

I hope everyone had a good night!

Welcome tuh Wednesday...half way there...Hang in the week soon done!!

Tuh everyone still feeling ill...I hope you feel better soon!

Bless,

Gill

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Jamaican Gum

A Jamaican is having breakfast one morning; coffee,

croissant, bread, butter and jam when a Trini man,

chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Jamaican ignores the Trini who, nevertheless,

starts a conversation:

Trini: "You Jamaican folk eat the whole bread??"

Jamaican: (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Trini: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In

Trinidad , we only eats what's inside. The crusts, we

collect in a container, recycle it, transform them

into

croissants and sell them to the Jamaicans."

The Trini has a smirk on his face. The Jamaican

listens in silence.

The Trini persists: "Do you eat jelly with the

bread??"

The Jamaican: "Of course."

Trini: (cracking his gum between his teeth and

chuckling). "We don't.

In Trinidad we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then

we

put All the peels,seeds, and leftovers in

containers,

recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the

jam to the Jamaicans."

The Jamaican then asks: "Do you have sex in

Trinidad ?"

Trini: "Why of course we do", the Trini says with a

big smirk.

Jamaican: "And what do you do with the condoms once

you've used them?"

Trini: "We throw them away, of course."

Jamaican: "We don't. In Jamaica , we put them in a

container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing

gum and sell them to Trinidad ."

[brownnskinn 0]

yes mi was at wuk in a meeting and felt the tag scratch pon mi chess. mi feel ie and bout drop dun!! The shirt is a strapless top and i had a cardigan over it, so I guess when i put the strapless one on, i didn't see it was on backwards. OOPs!

Too funny!! Mi knoa yuh was hoping no wan notice

A few months back , mind you I work so many diffrent shift, I awakend once in a state of panic trying to get where I needed to be, did not realize until I made it to wuk I had on two diffrent shoes Nobby could really tell, they were the same mek and color.