My name ain't Stella....

[Sonshyne 2]

Mi gots lots ov thang fi sey about dis ere!:

Ok ah wha Chantelle ah get involved in all dis ere feh?

Why Delmar can't juss keep to im self?

Ah wha Chantelle look like? Mi need ah pikcha.

And this bleaching thing.....my husband mentioned this about some girls in his workplace....what does this look like? You got a pikcha ov hit?

Cuss har a skettel Har act like har Mel sistern CHA!!

'im looking fe sumbady fe feel sorry fe his RASS!!

[Sonshyne 2]

Mi tink mi like di wan 'ere.. ie multi purpose, mi caan take off deh lang part wen ie time fe party or if mi need tuh run wen all deh drama start

mi llllllllllloooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dis

how much fah?

whey you get it?

mi wwwwwwwwwwannnnnnn one......

Tank mi gyal!! Pink mi color

Mi find ie at serendipity.com

mi git ie fe 550 US

[Marlita 0]

I hope I did this right..........

my dress

Oh this is a cute dress. Very retro. Just my style. I like it!

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Madame mi cyan see u dress till mi go home tiday

[wakeywakeup 1]

Ie look like Melodee tired of Ian fe tru. Har gwaan mek hexcuse bout drama and ting when har de ongly wan whaa mek both of dem head gwaan behind har dutty pum pum. Cha! Har worry dat Shotta nuh rate har when de farrin money lef. Chantelle wan rass eediat fe mess wid Melodee man. Har knoa whaa Melodee ah do wid de hacid when har vexed!

[brownnskinn 0]

I hope I did this right..........

my dress

Very classy

[brownnskinn 0]

Delmar: Eeehnnn. Yuh cook mi favorite? Mi tell yuh mi good. Yuh neva need fe cook fe mi. Mi ago touch de road.

Chantelle: Please Shotta. Yuh promised. Mi nuh undastand why yuh nuh low de gyal. Har do a ting wid de farrin mens dem. Melodee give yuh bun nuff time baby. Why yuh neva rate mi Shotta? Mi pums nuh sweet yuh? Mi miss yuh Tran.

Delmar: Yuh knoa mi rate yuh Chantelle. Mi tell yuh all til now yuh pretty nuh rass. But, yuh gwaan like yuh nuh knoa yuhself. Chantelle, nutten nuh change fe we. Mel ah mi wifey same wey still.

Chantelle: Wifey? Bumbocla**! Mi nuh knoa miself? Yuh gwaan like yuh ead gwaan. Mad sick ead no good. Yuh see ow yuh stay? Look inna wan next mirror. Yuh seeit? CHA! Mi nuh ago sit rung an watch yuh ded ova wan next ooman. Yuh tek mi fe wan rass eediat doan?

Delmar: Calm yuhself star. Yuh vex cause mi nuh nyam yuh food? Whaa mek? Mi rememba when yuh vibes gwaan easy fe tru. Mi nuh come yere fe war Chantelle. Yuh knoa whaa mi come fe. Yuh nuh inna ie? Mi cyan manage de noise right yereso...Jah knoas! Yuh wan mi fe lef yuh an gwaan?

Chantelle: Eeehhnnn? Yuh nuh heasy Tran. Mi vibe easy same wey. But, Melodee nuh give yuh a bly. Har nuh respect yuh place as har King, Shotta. Look ow har stay. Har gwaan all ova town flash de farrin man dis place and dat. Mi love yuh baby Jah knoas. Come nuh…let mi tek care of mi King. Yuh his mi man Tran. Mi nuh care ow lang mi have fe wait. Nuh touch de road tonight babes. Mi ah beg yuh. Stay.

*Chantelle walks over to Delmar and wraps her arms around his waist as she stares up into his face. She places her palms on his back and begins caressing his tense muscles as she softly begs him to stay with her.

Delmar stands rigidly with his hands jammed into his front pockets. He looks up at the ceiling as muscles flex in his strong jawline. Delmar sighs harshly, and slowly raises his arms to rest on Chantelle's small shoulders.

He looks down at her pretty, soft and delicate features. Chantelle is small and petite like a pre-teen girl that just developed womanly curves overnight. Her face shows the telltale signs of bleaching, but she has managed not to destroy her looks completely. Delmar knows that Chantelle has a love/hate relationship with Melodee, which made it easier for him to seduce her.*

Mi gots lots ov thang fi sey about dis ere!:

Ok ah wha Chantelle ah get involved in all dis ere feh?

Why Delmar can't juss keep to im self?

Ah wha Chantelle look like? Mi need ah pikcha.

And this bleaching thing.....my husband mentioned this about some girls in his workplace....what does this look like? You got a pikcha ov hit?

Dem all need therapy fi tru.

[Jengles 0]

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

[SupportOAFJF 0]

hAHAHA...jENGS dat was funnyyyy!..."I WANT MORE"! hahhaaa

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Bwoy mi know dem tell we seh snow did a come but mi neva tink mi woulda come to a ghost town of a thread...weh everybody deh oonuh tek weh oonuh self..r oonuh stil a shop fi di wedding ? MI BORED !!!! can anyone tell

[Jengles 0]

Bwoy mi know dem tell we seh snow did a come but mi neva tink mi woulda come to a ghost town of a thread...weh everybody deh oonuh tek weh oonuh self..r oonuh stil a shop fi di wedding ? MI BORED !!!! can anyone tell

we didn't get in snow in brooklyn, u got snow

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Bwoy mi know dem tell we seh snow did a come but mi neva tink mi woulda come to a ghost town of a thread...weh everybody deh oonuh tek weh oonuh self..r oonuh stil a shop fi di wedding ? MI BORED !!!! can anyone tell

we didn't get in snow in brooklyn, u got snow

not much just a little..not enough for SNOW DAY

[Yaads 0]

(((((Yardie Family)))))

How is everyone doing? I have so much to catch up on...I will probably just read and not comment on stuff too much cause I don't want to bring up old topics. Work here is crazy and my personal life has mashed me up. We are doing year end reports and audits here at work and my boss is going around like a mad woman. I found a picture of her here online:

Anyways I hope you all are good! I am off to find my dress for the wedding and catch up on the gazillion pages I need to read!

Edited January 14, 2008 by Yardiewife

[Yaads 0]

I can't decide what I am going to wear!

It is either this...

or this...

or in my dreams...

[Shemmy 4]

or in my dreams...

Hey Yardie.